"In view of the fact that your offensive is too ferocious, after a long and careful thinking and discussion, in order not to succumb to your endless, mental and physical attacks, and in order to ensure that the two of us have a hard-won good time on the occasion of the Spring Festival, and in order to let the four old people spend a carefree and happy New Year, the two of us have decided to elope! (This is a nonsense that makes up the number of words, and you can ignore it if you think it is inappropriate.) All in all, playing separately is a good decision for everyone, so please don't try to find the two of us when you see this message. : Sister, your brother is a very grudgeful person, you know!"

"This bad boy!" Ning Yanyu, who was sweating profusely with her son, who was sober at five o'clock, instantly grew as big as a bucket after seeing the message sent by Ning Yi. Ning Yi, the main target of the attack, ran away, and it was self-evident who the artillery fire that was originally thrown at him would be thrown instead. And Ning Yanyu can be sure that after the accident of Ning Yi's escape, the next attack she will receive will definitely be more than double that of Ning Yi.

Looking up at the little demon king of the mixed world who had been playing for more than two hours, he was lying on the bed with his limbs stretched out at the moment, Ning Yanyu slapped her husband who was sleeping with her son with a sad slap, "This one demon king is enough for me! The initiator who caused me to fall into such a fall into a deep sleep refused the task of having a second child, so you, a fellow Daoist, will happily accept it!"

Looking at the island that was getting smaller and smaller in her sight, Taeyeon, who was sitting on the observation deck on the second floor of the cabin, leaned on Ning Yi's shoulder with some uneasiness, "I always feel that it's not good for us to do this, and we said that we want to celebrate the New Year together, and we just run away, and my parents will definitely be very angry." ”

"Your kind of worry absolutely does not exist!" Ning Yi cocked Erlang's legs and swayed loudly, "The warm and joyful family carnival is definitely not the style of the old Ning family, accidents and surprises fly together, you pit me pit each other, is the main theme of our family." In this game, the two of us successfully escaped, and threw the pot to my sister smoothly, and my parents must be very satisfied with this kind of operation. As for your parents ... Ning Yi scratched his eyebrows, "Think about how you were germized by my happiness! My parents' skills in this area are on par with mine, with the two of them here, my father-in-law and mother-in-law can't even remember having a daughter like you." ”

"What are you talking about?" Taeyeon gave Ning Yi an angry look, "What do you mean you don't even remember a daughter like me?

"Isn't it bad to have a weak sense of existence?" Ning Yi's innocent face, "When I was criticized yesterday, you hid behind me and didn't know how happy you laughed, do you think I didn't see it?"

"How can you see that?" Taeyeon looked puzzled, "I'm behind you." ”

"I saw it from my sister's eyes!" Ning Yidao broke through the sky and took the opportunity to complain, "Obviously, it is a decision made by everyone not to have children for the time being, and if you don't cooperate, I won't be able to give birth alone." Why did my parents and my parents-in-law bully me alone? And you, although it's good that you didn't follow the scolding, do you have to laugh so happily? Believe it or not, I'm so angry that you can't laugh anymore?"

"You dare!" Taeyeon puffed out her chest, "I'm the one with backstage support." ”

"But you've abandoned the backstage and eloped with me now!" Ning Yi kindly reminded Taeyeon, "Moreover, there is no third person on the ship now except for you, which is me!"

"What does that mean?" Taeyeon asked, quietly moving to the side.

"What do you say?" Ning Yi smiled like a gray wolf who saw a pleasant goat, "Don't forget why we ran out, if we fulfill the wishes of the four big guys, I won't continue to be scolded!"

"Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by me?" Taeyeon sat farther away from Ning Yi, "I'm the one who lives with you!"

"Don't be afraid!" Ning Yi **** got up and approached Taeyeon, "When the time comes, you shouldn't care about killing me! ”

"What else?" Taeyeon asked subconsciously.

"And!" Ning Yi crooked his mouth wickedly, and pounced towards Taeyeon, expressing what he was going to say next with his actions, "Even if you can take care of it, you should be reluctant to kill me!"

"You go away!" Taeyeon, who had long felt bad, turned over, dodged Ning Yi's flutter, and then turned around and ran under the boat.

Ning Yi didn't chase Taeyeon, but stood in place, confidently letting Taeyeon's figure disappear into the stairs leading to the first deck. Lying on the railing and waiting for Taeyeon's figure to appear on the first floor, Ning Yi swiped his nose and jumped down from the second floor in a dashing manner.

"Ahh

"Can you run?" Ning Yi shook his head in a dashing manner, completely giving up the plan to keep his hairstyle in the sea breeze, and walked with a leisurely step, slowly approaching Taeyeon, anyway, in such a big place, even if Taeyeon wanted to run, where could he run? He was not in a hurry, not in a hurry at all. Ning Yi praised his wise decision to only rent a boat and not a boatman as he walked, brother is so wise! If he rented a boatman, how could he have such an interesting chase game with Taeyeon!

Taeyeon, who was running, also understood Ning Yi's sinister intention of insisting on not renting the boatman in the morning to drive the boat by herself, but this did not mean that she had to be caught, and after running around the outside of the cabin, Taeyeon found a suitable hiding place. Locking the bathroom door, Taeyeon sat on the toilet lid of the bathroom with peace of mind, and wrinkled her nose very proudly, now, see what else Ning Yi can do!

"It's worthy of being my daughter-in-law, her brain is spinning fast!" Ning Yi, who chased to the door of the bathroom, first praised Taeyeon, and then took out the keys to all the confined spaces in the cabin that he specially asked the staff for before leaving. Searching with his head down, and inserting the key marked as the bathroom into the keyhole, Ning Yi easily opened the bathroom door that Taeyeon thought was safe.

However, as soon as he opened the door, before Ning Yi could show a smug smile, he was blindfolded by Taeyeon's coat, and a strong force followed, forcing him to exit the bathroom, and let him sit on the deck in a hurry.

"Ahh

"You don't come to this set!" Taeyeon stood very vigilantly far away from Ning Yi, looking at Ning Yi who was motionless, "I will never be fooled by this kind of trick!"

Ning Yi didn't answer, still lying on the floor without moving. But this still didn't make Taeyeon feel at ease to approach, she deceived Taeyeon too many times, and Ning Yi's credit in Taeyeon's heart had long since gone bankrupt. Unable to avoid being attacked by Ning Yi before and after, Taeyeon ruthlessly stepped off the deck and entered the cabin. Hiding in the gap behind the cabin door, waiting for Ning Yi to enter the warehouse after pretending to be impatient, he gave him a big surprise.

Five minutes, ten minutes, and fifteen minutes before Ning Yi came in, Taeyeon poked her head out a little worriedly and carefully observed Ning Yi's whereabouts from the window.

Ning-yi was still lying motionless on the deck, a discovery that frightened Taeyeon. Ning Yi is a person with a lot of ideas, but very little patience. Generally, as long as he waited cautiously for a while, no matter what kind of ghost idea Ning Yi had, he would fail in his impatient reaction. Fifteen minutes of motionlessness approached in order to trick her, which was completely beyond the limit of Ning Yi's patience.

Ning Yi shouldn't have really fainted! This realization made Taeyeon run out of the cabin and rush in front of Ning Yi. Carefully uncovering the coat that was still covering Ningyi's face, Taeyeon saw a face with her eyes closed.

Taeyeon's face turned white all of a sudden, and her hands shook Ning Yi vigorously, "Ning Yi, Ning Yi!"

"What's wrong?" Ning Yi's closed eyes opened suddenly, and he looked at Taeyeon with tears already brewing in his eyes very blankly, "What's going on?"

"You... Ning Yi's unexpected performance made Taeyeon's tears go back, and after carefully looking at Ning Yi who was rubbing his eyes with a dazed face, the panic and sadness on Taeyeon's face instantly turned into a monstrous anger after being deceived, "You are going to die today!"

"What's wrong with me, you're going to kill me?" In the spirit of having new ambitions in the New Year, he planned to wait a little longer to cultivate his patience, but Ning Yi, who accidentally fell asleep, innocently suffered Taeyeon's fist falling like a rain of anger, "I was beaten by my wife on the first day of the new year, and this year's fortune will feel very bad!"

I have to say that Ning Yi's premonition is very sensitive, and the first beating in the new year has laid a good foundation for him in the following year, in this year, in addition to the routine beatings, for a specific reason, Ning Yi doesn't know how many times he has been beaten by Taeyeon's complaining fist.

Even if it is pushed for another forty or fifty years, until he can no longer hold down his coffin board, Ning Yi is sure that in his life, the year 2018 is the year he has been beaten the most by Taeyeon, as for why he was beaten so often and so badly... This is another story full of laughter and wailing, and it takes the author to code a lot more words before the reader will know about it. Now, all everyone can know is that Ning Yi, who was lying on the cold deck, riding on him by Taeyeon, waving his small fist and beating him endlessly, showed a helpless and doting smile on his face.

You're messing around, I'm laughing, and we'll spend many, many days like this, too many to count. That's good, that's good!