Chapter 918: Xu Gouzi, who almost collapsed in his heart

"Don't take it seriously?" Hehe, when you said it, why didn't you think about the consequences? Now that you have said it, you must bear the consequences!" Yang Lang said with a sneer.

"That's right, a manly man, it's hard to chase after you if you say it! Since you said it, you should fulfill your words and deeds!" Ye Feng also said with a playful look on his face.

"Wait...... I suddenly remembered, before I participated in the competition to refine the pill, you seemed to have said that if I didn't win the championship by taking advantage of the air, you would perform eating shit, just right, perform twice!" Suddenly, Ruyi's eyes lit up, and he took a few steps forward, looking at the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, with a thin and dry body, and a panicked face, and was abused by the young man of Danzong who was watched by everyone.

The thin and dry body, sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, and frightened young man almost cried loudly when he heard this, his voice was crying, and said: "Senior Brother Yang Lang, Senior Brother Cheng, I was wrong, I really know that I was wrong, please don't remember the villain, just treat me as a fart, let me go." ”

"When you say that, I can't let you go. Yang Lang said with a sneer.

"For ...... Why?" asked the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked boy with a crying voice and a sharp voice.

The corners of Yang Lang's mouth hooked slightly, revealing a bit of playfulness, and said, "Because I never fart!"

"That's right, farting pollutes the air!"

"Haha......"

Hearing Yang Lang and Ruyi's words, many disciples couldn't help but burst out laughing.

When the thin boy with the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks heard this, his face became even more panicked, and the regret in his heart was like a surging river, out of control, and he blamed himself very much, why was his mouth so cheap?

"Alright, let's perform quickly, Elder Star Spirit is still waiting!" Yang Lang urged with playfulness in his eyes.

"Ahh

"Ahhhhh

When the star spirit not far away heard this, he was about to explain, but he saved it.

"That's it!" "The thin boy is really as Yang Lang said, he has a hole in his brain, he understands wrongly, and after hearing Yang Lang's angry words, he understands.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and perform!" Yang Lang said coldly.

Yang ...... Senior Brother Yang Lang, no, no shit, how to perform?" said the thin boy with a sharp beak on his cheeks.

"Oops, I have it here, I don't know when the soles of my shoes stepped on the shit, just let Xu Gouzi lick my soles!"

Just as the words of the thin boy Xu Gouzi fell, before Yang Lang could say anything, a sharp and piercing voice suddenly sounded in the crowd.

Hearing this voice, everyone's eyes turned to the past, but Xu Gouzi's face was shocked, and he also looked over.

I saw that in the crowd, an ugly man with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes, a thin figure, and a pot on his back took off the cloth shoe on his left foot, held it in his hand, and the sole of the shoe was in the direction of Yang Lang and Xu Gouzi......

"I'll go!Zhen Meili, you are deliberately cheating Lao Tzu!" Xu Gouzi saw that the ugly man Zhen Meili actually took out the shoes that were sticky to dog shit, and in an instant, thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, and he was so angry that he was about to be scattered, his forehead was bruised, and he roared like thunder.

"Stop talking nonsense, lick the soles of your shoes, and eat shit!" Zhen Meili dug her nostrils, wiped a large piece of snot on the upper of her shoes that were sticking to the shit, and then stretched out her arm and handed it forward.

"Ah, it's disgusting!"

"This Zhen Mei is disgusting!"

“……”

Seeing this, many Danzong disciples churned in their stomachs, with a cold and disgusted face, and they all stayed away from Zhen Meimei.

Xu Gouzi was almost angry at the moment, and at this time, a voice from Yang Lang came from his ears, as if the death had pronounced a sentence, "Okay, the props are complete, you can perform, originally, if there is really no shit, I would have planned to let you go, but I never thought that someone is so 'good' and so 'caring' to you, you can't let him down!"

"Hahaha, that's right, Xu Gouzi, brother, I'm so 'intimate' to you!" Zhen Meili looked up and laughed heartily.

"No, I don't, Senior Brother Yang Lang, Senior Brother Zheng, I was wrong, I promise that I will not look down on people in the future, and I will not be cheap, I beg you, give me a chance, I said that the prodigal son will not change his money, please, I will kneel down for you!" Xu Gouzi said and suddenly knelt down in front of Yang Lang.

Seeing this, Yang Lang frowned, and said: "It's true that the prodigal son doesn't change his money, but the man has gold under his knees, since you knelt down for me so casually, it means that you don't care about this 'gold', so you should still show and eat!"

"I ...... I'm just a pig's head!" Hearing what Yang Lang said, Xu Gouzi's heart almost collapsed, thinking that he had repeatedly done things to lift stones and hit his own feet, he felt aggrieved in his heart, and couldn't help but sigh loudly.

"Okay, it's good to teach a lesson, leave a line for being a man, and see each other in the future, Yang Lang, Ruyi, don't do too much!" Elder Xingling couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but persuade him.

Elder Xingling's face, whether it is Ruyi or Yang Lang, is willing to give, at that moment, the two glanced at each other, nodded to each other, Yang Lang said to Xu Gouzi, who was almost collapsed: "Okay, for the sake of Elder Xingling's face, I will give you a chance, I won't let you perform this time, but, eat a trench to grow wise, remember, don't look down on people in the future, don't be cheap, otherwise, there will be shit that you can't eat." ”

"Yes, yes, I understand, thank you Senior Brother Yang Lang, thank you Senior Brother Shen, thank you Elder Xingling......" Xu Gouzi hurriedly said excitedly and gratefully.

"Okay, get up, don't embarrass your father. A cold light flashed under Yang Lang's eyes and said.

Xu Gouzi hurriedly stood up.

"Alas, no one licks the soles of their shoes anymore. Zhen Meili was extremely sorry and sighed.

Xu Gouzi looked at Zhen Meimei's eyes, and a raging anger rose.

"Elder, I'm sorry for the delay, but I just want to tell some people who look down on people with dog eyes, don't look at people with dog eyes, otherwise you will be unlucky. After solving this trivial matter, Yang Lang looked at Elder Xingling and said apologetically.

Elder Xingling shook his head and said, "It's nothing, it didn't take long, it's also a good thing to be able to educate individual disciples in the sect." ”

"Thank you, Elder, for your understanding. Yang Lang nodded and said.

Elder Star Spirit nodded back, then looked at the crowd, and his voice wrapped in soul power came out, "Disciples who participated in the one-year competition, you can participate in the competition." ”

Hearing this, the disciples who participated in the one-year competition all walked out of the crowd and walked towards the ground.

"The Year of the Year is finally beginting!"

"The most exciting competition of this Alchemy Conference is coming!"

"Haha, Ye Feng's good days are over!"

“……”

Seeing that Ye Feng and Xu Lingrong also walked out of the crowd, at the moment, the crowd was boiling, and the sound of discussion and noise was endless, and this momentum was even more enthusiastic than the previous two years.

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