Chapter 131 Planning

"Look at the national football team, with good intentions, and then look at the gymnastics, table tennis, and diving teams, they don't know how to understand the general situation at all, take the overall situation into account, win gold medals every day, and abuse people everywhere in the world, causing the impression that our country is too powerful. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info In the end, we have to rely on the national football team to come door to apologize!"

"At present, the situation of our peaceful development is not easy to come by, and a large part of the credit comes from the national football team. It is they who are hard-headed, painstaking, and alone with infamy, living up to their mission, and constantly losing to create a good external environment for our country. In particular, since the beginning of the 21 st century, a small number of countries have advocated the so-called threat theory and suppressed us. It is the national football team, which bravely stands up every time, loses one game after another, and slaps them in the face, it is the national football team, it is the national football team, it is the national football team! As long as they are there, the threat theory will always be a false proposition!"

"As an old fan, I still support the national football team, at least they have never disappointed you in the matter of disappointing you, and there is also a wonderful benefit of watching the national football team, that is, learning world geography, the national football team is constantly fighting to the death with small countries in various corners of the world, and inadvertently popularized a lot of geographical knowledge to us. So, what are you not satisfied with?"

Jiang Xia said this talk show in less than five minutes, and halfway through it, most of the people were already lying on the table and laughing, even the steady Lang Qing was lying on the table and slapping the table and laughing. By the time he finished speaking, there was already a lot of laughter in the conference room.

It's really down, and the fat man accidentally fell off the chair. By the way, Zhao Yongjiang was brought to the ground, and the two laughed on the ground.

When Wang Nyima said this, the high-end black appearance and exaggerated movements were all learned by Jiang Xia. After all, it's just a talk show, and it doesn't need much of a role to be substituted, just grasp the tone.

Jiangxia's diǎn is not bad, and the imitation is nine points similar. For these colleagues in the studio, it is enough for them to see the power of this model.

As for some of the words in the middle, they are all copied by Jiang Xia, which is not in line with the current football world, but most of them are similar. Everyone listened to it very happily, which was enough, and they all thought that Jiang Xia deliberately said this to increase the funny effect.

Who can know if it's because Jiang Xia can't make up very funny jokes, so he can only... ding… diǎn… Small... Say, .←.↘os_; What about copying?

After they had laughed enough, You Fangfei said, "I suddenly feel that you have a very promising future." It's just that the scale is as big as diǎn, and the black one is too much, right?"

Jiang Xia shrugged and said, "There are still few black national football players on the Internet? ”

Zhao Yongjiang stood up abruptly and said: "It's done! Jiang Xia, this host must definitely be me, your cute and cute style just now is too suitable for me, Mu hahahaha." ”

Shen Fatzi got up from the ground and said, "I'm with me." ”

Gong Shan laughed quickly, "I agree to get one, but can I guarantee that every issue of laughter is so sufficient?"

"It depends on the person who writes the joke, whether the brain hole is big enough, you said that the paragraph just now, how can there be such a black national football team on weekdays? Shengsheng from another angle, a handful of black, this is what we are talking about to do. Jiangxia said.

You Fangfei said suddenly: "It turns out that this is the origin of nonsense, I thought it was your name Jiang Xia, and you improved the name." ”

"Hey, villain's heart, do I seem to be such a superficial person?" Jiang Xia said disdainfully.

The rest of the studio said in unison, "Like!"

"Friends!" Jiang Xia said angrily.

You Fangfei said with a smile: "Okay, don't mess with him, come to vote, don't agree to get one of these things?" Jiang Xia is proposed, so it won't be counted as a vote, and Peng Peng is not there, and it won't be counted as a vote, eleven people will vote." ”

Zhao Yongjiang also raised his hand quickly, he was conquered by the talk show that Jiang Xia said just now, no talk show has ever dared to be so black, dare to be black to this extent, he feels that it will be very rewarding to be the host of this kind of talk show.

The rest of the people also raised their hands, and all of them passed.

If Jiang Xia just gave a page of A4 paper, I am afraid that no one would agree to his proposal, but the talk show he just now was really amazing, from all aspects, from a peculiar angle, the hacked national football team was hacked again.

You Fangfei said: "All members agree, that's good, set up a talk show group." Team leader Jiang Xia, the team members are Zhao Yongjiang and Shen Yiyang, can you three do it? Do you want to send Brother Jun and Brother Zhou to you?"

Before Jiang Xia could speak, Zhao Yongjiang took a big bag and said: "No, just leave it to us! It's not me who blows, I, Zhao Yongjiang, can't do anything?" Don't worry, Sister Fangfei, it's absolutely no problem." ”

You Fangfei said: "That's fine." You come up with a market research as soon as possible, including which video website to sign up with, and you need to make a finished program. Let's take a look at the budget, how much it should be. If you publicize it, it should be quite simple, Jiang Xia is greeting meagerly, there are definitely a lot of scolding people, there will be a lot of support, and the popularity is definitely enough. ”

Jiang Xia said helplessly: "How do I feel that I am hacked again?"

You Fangfei said: "Illusion, it must be an illusion! Okay, Jiang Xia, do you have anything else to do? If not, you can discuss with the thin and fat man to make a talk show, what do you need, ask Uncle Lang to apply for funds, I have to look at the budget." ”

Zhao Yongjiang and Shen Fatzi said: "Please rest assured, chief, I promise to complete the task!"

Jiang Xia rubbed his forehead there, and suddenly had a suspicion, is it really reliable to have a talk show with such two second-class goods?

Back in their respective seats, Zhao Yongjiang and Shen Fatzi stayed here in Jiangxia and didn't leave.

Jiang Xia asked, "What are you two doing?"

"Wait for you to tell the task!" Shen Fatzi said for a very powerful reason.

Jiang Xia said frantically: "How old are you two adults? Let me divide the task, right?" You, Shen Fatty, go to Brother Zhou to borrow the camera and fiddle with it yourself. Thin man, you find me a tongue twister from the Internet, and say there, when did you stop talking about it, come to me again. I'm meowing, I want to find someone to write a joke for you, and I have to think about the stage, and I'm worried to death. ”

That's right, it was really at this time that Jiang Xia discovered a worrying thing, a stage thing.

The stage of "The Big Incident" was small at the beginning, but the further you go, the bigger the stage becomes. By the time of the fourth season, they were all paired with live bands.

Jiang Xia has a total of three people, and it is impossible to have such a big stage. I don't want to make that kind of pure voice, the kind of online talk show without the host. He always believes that the form of talk show has a lot to do with people's performances, and whether a host's actions can be performed in place determines the final quality of talk shows.

But the host's performance, Jiang Xia really has nothing to teach, he doesn't understand this, but Zhao Yongjiang was a host in college, so he should know something.

The stage that Jiang Xia finally preferred was the stage of "Dapeng Bang Bang", which only needed to allow one person to stand there. Studios are also easy to find such a space and get it for them.

He drew a picture of what the stage looked like, and then went to Ni Jun.

"Brother Jun, can you find a place to do these things on the stage?" Jiang Xia asked directly.

Ni Jun took Jiang Xia's pattern and glanced at it and said, "What are you drawing? Why can't I understand it?"

"Don't you understand?" Jiang Xia said, "It's obvious." Look at this, this is the screen, this is the stage, it's an ordinary stage, it's just an arc. There are two red curtains here, this one is a door, and this one is also a door, the same size as a screen. How obvious ......"

Ni Jun glanced at Jiang Xia and shouted, "Old Zhou, come and take a look at the stage that Jiang Xia is going to use." ”

Zhou Fan walked over, took the paper and glanced at it, and then looked at Jiang Xia, who looked expectant, and didn't speak, just shook his head and sighed lightly, "Alas......"

Jiang Xia looked confused, he finally understood why Ni Jun asked Zhou Fan to come over, this was to give him a concise and clear expression.

"This painting is very bad?" Jiang Xia asked, looking at his sketch.

Ni Jun said: "I can't bear to hit you, Jiang Xia, you dictate and let Lao Zhou help you paint, if you give it to me like this, I don't know how to get it." ”

"Okay. ”

Jiang Xia ran to Zhou Fan and said, "Brother Zhou, come and help me draw something." I'll tell you how to draw it......"

Under Jiang Xia's dictation, Zhou Fan drew what Jiang Xia wanted to draw in ten minutes, and even marked the size.

Jiang Xia took the drawing paper and handed it to Ni Jun, Ni Jun pinched the orchid and said, "I'll find someone to do it for you, it should be about three days at the earliest, is it too late?"

"It's got to be in time, thanks to Brother Jun. Jiangxia said.

Ni Jun just smiled and put the paper away, "I know you don't want to see me, go back, don't worry, I will help you do it." ”

"Brother Jun, what you said, how can I not wait to see you?" Jiang Xia said.

Ni Jun pointed at him and said, "Hypocrisy." ”

Jiang Xia smiled and didn't speak, but he also ran away obediently, he was really afraid to stay with Ni Jun now.

He listened to Zhao Yongjiang, the gossip king, that Ni Jun seemed to have found true love, and he has become more and more feminine recently, and he just spoke with a girlish flavor, compared to Jiang Xia's initial acquaintance with him, he has a lot of motherhood.

Everyone has their own fate, and Jiang Xia can only bless him, and then contact him less.

Back in his seat, Jiang Xia scratched his head and prepared to write a draft of the talk show, but he didn't write a word after opening his eyes for a long time. It was only when he started writing that he realized that he hadn't even seen the news......

That's right, he really hasn't seen the news since he came, how can he write a talk show and catch up with the news, broadcast every Monday, there is news every week, and he has to write jokes every week, Jiang Xia doesn't have this ability, so he can only go to those who originally planned to find him.

I just logged in to the bird, and I was about to go to the blood vomiting group to ask, but I suddenly thought of it, Zhou Fan's wife, Hitomi Xi, seems to be also a great god writer, can you let her try.

So, Jiang Xia went to Zhou Fan first and asked.