Chapter 50: The Overlord of Dogs
This voice is milky and milky, and when you hear it, it is Erha, this cheap dog.
Unable to resist his curiosity, Gu Yun followed the sound and touched it.
Not long after, he saw in a remote corner more than twenty wild dogs of all colors gathered together, and these wild dogs were lying on the ground neatly, not barking or making trouble, and the dogs looked ahead in unison.
In front of them, a black and white husky perched on a cement pipe, staring at each other.
It's really Erha!
Erha held his head high, and the two dog eyebrows were condensed together, and he stared at the momentum of all things.
It looked at these wild dogs condescendingly, and the aura of the king covered its whole body!
I heard it say with a serious face, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have officially ascended the throne today and become the overlord of this area. From this day forward, you are all my subjects, and as long as you submit to me and open up territory for me, you will receive the endless power that I have given you!
Gu Yun's face twitched after hearing this.
"Damn......! Is this what it means to be a big day?"
"So it wants to dominate the wild dog world in Binhai City and be the hegemon of dogs?"
"Good...... What an ambition!"
It's a pity that those wild dogs seem to be quite indifferent to this new emperor. Although they were still holding their heads, they did not respond, and several old dogs even yawned.
Hey, isn't this a contempt for the imperial power? Do you want to drag it out and cut it down?
In this case, Gu Yun felt embarrassed for it!
Erha was calm, and after being embarrassed for three seconds at the scene, he decisively said to an old yellow dog beside him, "Prime Minister, reward." ”
Gu Yun almost burst out laughing, Nima, the prime minister is there?
The old dog understood this, and immediately got up and excitedly took out pieces of steak from a plastic bag, and laid them down on the ground in a neat row.
That's 10 steaks!
Gu Yun's face twitched again.
Isn't this the ten pieces of steak that I bought and cooked with great painstaking money?
This soft and hard bubble must be brought to him by himself, and it was actually used to feed wild dogs?
Oh no, this is...... The enthronement ceremony is at the banquet "Ministers"?
Looking at those wild dogs again, they finally reacted after seeing the steak, and they all raised their tails excitedly, and without waiting for Erha to speak, they all rushed up and gobbled up with a "poof".
There were several dogs fighting for steak at that time!
The new emperor directly fought for a steak, and the "rank ministers" didn't look at what kind of occasion it was......
As the steaks became less and less, more and more dogs got involved in the fights, and several of them were bleeding!
A solemn and solemn enthronement ceremony suddenly became a scene of wild dogs grabbing food!
That's a tragedy!
As the last steak was divided, the chaos finally subsided, and the dingoes feasted on their claws over their meat.
Seeing this, Erha immediately said majestically, "Soldiers! Next, we will fight to the death with the wild dogs in the Baihe Street next door! As long as we defeat them, our empire will increase to a new territory! This battle is our first step towards unifying the coast, can you be confident?"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. ”
The wild dogs replied to the ambitious "founding emperor" with the sound of chewing food.
"Soldiers, when I speak, you must not just eat, but respond enthusiastically. Otherwise, I won't give you steak next time!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. ”
Erha Dog frowned, and shouted louder, "Do you have any confidence again?"
But at that moment, there was a roar behind it.
"Soldier, you are big, get out of here!"
Gu Yun really couldn't stand it anymore, so he pinched the back of Erha's neck and picked it up.
"You are a prodigal on the big night, you are a prodigal man, which TV series seems to be it? Also, is it easy for Lao Tzu to make some money? You almost took your life tonight, but you squandered Lao Tzu's hard-earned money outside? You loser!"
Erha's four little short legs fluttered in the air, and then shouted, "Soldiers, don't eat, there is an assassin!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. ”
The "rank ministers" continued to eat, and they really didn't care about the life or death of the new dog emperor.
Gu Yun shaved the back of Erha's head and continued to scold, "Stab your uncle......! Oh no, it's better to throw it in the water!"
Erha grinned and said, "That's because Lao Tzu hasn't trained yet! Let go of Lao Tzu! When Lao Tzu has trained them, they will be obedient!"
"Get out!
"Stop, imbecile, can you save some face for me? You're embarrassed!"
"You still know the embarrassment?"
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Gu Yun carried Erha home, and threw it on the ground after entering the house.
Without saying a word, Erha picked up his blanket and walked out of the house.
"Don't stop Lao Tzu! I can't live this day! The surname Gu, from today onwards, you take your Yangguan Road, and I will take my single-plank bridge! We're done!"
Gu Yun closed the door, completely ignoring the snorting goods.
"Open the door! You have the ability to sneak up on me, do you have the ability to open the door?"
Gu Yun was speechless and lit a smoky cigarette.
"Open the door! If you don't open the door, Lao Tzu will become a human and open it by himself!"
"That's enough, can you be quiet? Wasting ten steaks just to pretend to be a force, and you haven't succeeded in pretending, why are you still reasonable?"
Erha bared his teeth and snorted coldly, "Hmph, imbecile, who do you think Lao Tzu is doing this for?"
Gu Yun glared, "it, is it still for me?"
"You're really right!" Erha yelled, "There are countless spiritual lands of all sizes appearing every day, but most of them have no fixed time and place, and it is completely up to luck to find them! Guess what would happen if there were so many dogs and cats at our disposal?"
Gu Yun was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly understood.
"So, you mean to let these wild dogs help us find the spirit land?"
"Do you think their function is limited to finding spiritual lands, and if they are allowed to spy on information, who cares if a dog appears next to them?"
Gu Yun touched his chin and couldn't help but hiss.
If I could unify the wild dogs, wild cats, and mice of the whole coast, wouldn't I have an intelligence network all over the coast? What if the scope was a little bigger......
After thinking about it, he said, "No, those wild dogs don't bird you at all, okay?"
As soon as Erha heard this, he became angry, and roared, "Idiot! That's because Lao Tzu was interrupted by you just halfway through training! Lao Tzu has the strongest dog training skills in history, and he can understand dog language! Not only can he train them, but he can also help them improve their IQ and complete more difficult tasks! Dog training requires a process, just like awakening your imbecile child, didn't Lao Tzu also take a lot of effort?"
"Uh...... Although your analogy makes me want to buy a folding chair again, it seems to make a lot of sense......"
"It's late! Uncle Ben has decided to break up with you and will never help you again!"
Gu Yun grinned and stroked Erha's dog's head, and then pulled the blanket in its mouth.
"Come on, come on, put down your luggage first, don't be so impulsive! In this way, go back and wait for me to pay my salary, and then get you ten yuan of steak business?
"It's not enough! at least twenty dollars this time!"
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