Speaking of which, Xiao Shuai's opening depends on the system, even if he doesn't dry his hair, he can lie there and sleep.

But after all, other people's money has also been spent, and even if it is superficial, I have to do something......

Xiao Shuai raised his head and looked at Mao Yuhan and said, "That eldest lady, please prepare an altar for me to worship Guanyin Bodhisattva, and a brand new robe, I have to open an altar before the consecration." ”

"Guanyin Bodhisattva?" Mao Yuhan frowned, after all, he was a high-achieving student from Tsinghua University, and he was usually not so interested in these gods and immortals, so she was curious: "Are you going to open the altar for my grandfather?"

"It's a drop," Xiao Shuai said nonsense in a serious manner, anyway, the more mysterious it is said at this time, the better it will take effect, the better it will be explained: "Guanyin Bodhisattva is a symbol of compassion and wisdom, looking for help everywhere." I have a good relationship with her, and I will borrow some water from her jade bottle to open the light to the old man, so that the old man can turn the corner. ”

Mao Yuhan: "......"

The keywords that began to pop out of her head - "touching porcelain", "taking advantage of girls", "vanity", "crow's mouth", "big liar", "shameless", etc., were all negative comments, and finally added a "magic stick" evaluation.

How do you look at this product in front of you, how unreliable!

Is it really okay to run a train with a mouth full of mouth?!

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Is my image in your heart so bad?!

"Okay, I'll call someone to prepare. "Of course, no matter what Mao Yuhan thinks in his heart, at least this play has to be finished with Xiao Shuai, and it will not be good for us to settle accounts again!" Immediately stretched out his hand and beckoned the two of them over, "Did Master Xiao hear what he said just now? Hurry up and prepare." ”

It wasn't long before the two men who had just gone out walked in carrying a sandalwood table, followed by two people, one holding a statue covered with yellow silk cloth, and the other carrying several plastic bags.

"Miss, everything is ready!" the two of them put the table away and said to Mao Yuhan.

"Hmm. Mao Yuhan nodded, then looked at Xiao Shuai and asked, "Master Xiao, are you particular about the location of your practice?"

Xiao Shuai put on an old god's presence, shook his head and said, "Sincerity is spirituality, let's start here." ”

"Okay!" Mao Yuhan nodded, and then ordered these people to put everything in order.

After a while, an offering table with a statue of Guanyin was ready, and Xiao Shuai changed into a Taoist robe, although he looked young, he was better than his eyebrows and eyes, so he would look like a fairy wind and bones.

Mao Yuhan looked at Xiao Shuai's appearance, and the villain on the door of his head snapped out and said again-"It's really a magic stick!"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

"That's right," Xiao Shuai seemed to suddenly remember something, and said, "When I do the Fa, I still need a Dharma protector." ”

Mao Yuhan was stunned for a moment and said, "Protector?"

"Yes," Xiao Shuai nodded and said, "Miss, you are the granddaughter of the old lady, you are the most suitable." ”

Mao Yuhan: "......"

The villain in her head instantly pulled out a Gatling and came out, and suddenly - "Ahh

Xiao Shuai: "......"

, this is the rhythm of life!

"Ahem," Xiao Shuai coughed lightly and said, "This Tianzun pinched his fingers, as long as Miss Mao protects me today, the old man should be able to cure the disease." ”

Mao Yutong's fists were clenched, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll see what tricks you can play!"

Xiao Shuai replied with great satisfaction: "Thank you." ”

After the altar offering table was set, Xiao Shuai stood in front of him, pretending to shake his head and recite a spell, he was already familiar with this thing.

"The sky is clear and the earth is spiritual, and the five elements of yin and yang are ......" Xiao Shuai chanted the incantation with words, while picking up a bowl of water on the offering table and pouring it into the jade bottle in Guanyin's hand, and then took the bottle and came to the front of Old Man Mao.

"Get ready, old man, I'll get started. Xiao Shuai said.

"Good. Old Man Mao nodded.

Xiao Shuai closed his eyes and muttered: "Sister Guanyin, your brother Xiao is saving his life now, and I also ask my sister to give Yang Zhi nectar to open up the kidneys of Old Man Mao and eliminate disasters!"

System: "When the kidneys are opened, 500 red points will be deducted, and the remaining red points will be 608 points. ”

After the system finished saying this, Xiao Shuai quietly hooked the corners of his mouth, and then reached out and clicked some water in the bowl, and flicked it three times at Old Man Mao's body.

After sprinkling the water, Xiao Shuai clapped his hands: "Okay." ”

Mao Yuhan: "......"

That's the end of it? There are all the bells and whistles in front of you, do you dare to play these few drops of pure water at the end?

Mao Yuhan: "It's over?"

Xiao Shuai: "It's over." ”

In just an instant, Mao Yuhan was like a cat that had been fried, the whole person trembled with anger, her fists were clenched tightly, her arms were shaking too hard, she gritted her teeth and said: "You have been tossing for so long, this is ...... It's over?!"

When she said this, the little man in her head had already been replaced with a bazooka......

"That's right," Xiao Shuai said as he took off his robe: "Otherwise, what do you want? Disemboweling the old man? ”

Sure enough, no matter how angry Mao Yuhan was in his heart, his attitude of caring for his grandfather was not discounted at all.

She hurriedly walked to Old Man Mao's side and asked, "Grandpa, how are you feeling now?"

"I think ......" Old Man Mao said and closed his eyes slightly, and after a while, he opened his eyes and said: "It seems to be better, my body is not so painful, the most important thing is my waist, my waist...... Don't say it, it's really feeling better!"

"Really?" Mao Yuhan asked.

The old man nodded: "It's really good, you help me up and take a look......"

Mao Yuhan immediately helped his grandfather to stand up, and the old man slowly walked two steps on the spot, and then exclaimed: "It's really better!"

As soon as he finished saying this, Xiao Shuai suddenly saw the villain on Mao Yuhan's head throw away the bazooka, and then a line of words popped out of it - "Is it really so magical?"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Of course it's so amazing! Do you give it to me as a free system?

"Miss, I think you might as well find someone to come over and check on the old man and see how the old man's physical condition is?" Xiao Shuai gave Mao Yuhan an idea.

"Yes, yes, yes!" was reminded by Xiao Shuai, Mao Yuhan suddenly reacted, she turned her head and said, "Quick, go and call Zixin over." ”

"Yes!" Listening to Mao Yuhan's words, the two miscellaneous people who were carrying things just now hurriedly walked out.

"Zi Xin?" Xiao Shuai wondered.

Mao Yuhan explained: "My cousin, who has a master's degree in medicine from Staffordshire University in the United States, recently wrote a thesis at home, and I asked her to become a personal doctor for my grandfather. ”

Listening to Mao Yuhan's words, Xiao Shuai sighed in surprise: "Wow!

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