Chapter 110: Turning the Face
In front of the Shenwu Gate, the tense atmosphere of confrontation has not diminished in the slightest, and the soldiers and generals with solemn faces are three layers inside and three layers outside, and a group of anti-thieves are tightly surrounded, and in the center of the encirclement, a fierce negotiation is being staged.
"You are blatantly deceiving the emperor like this, aren't you afraid of raiding the house and asking for the crime?" This is the question that Rong Er couldn't help but ask after listening to the plan of the lightning rod general to deceive and conceal the plan.
"Look at what the girl said, she is all on errands to eat food, so why do you work hard? If you can be blind, you can be blind, and life should be as relaxed as possible! This is the golden and jade good words that my grandfather taught me since I was a child!" The lightning rod squeezed his eyebrows and told us, since he saw me punch down the fourth elder brother, this kid's attitude towards us suddenly became a lot more intimate, the official tone is not beaten and the waist board is not upright, hunched back bent, talking to us in a hanging, I feel very familiar, and then I remembered that the bad boys who fought together in school were ready to do something under the teacher's nose, and they spoke in this tone.
"Besides, how can this be regarded as deceiving the emperor? Aren't we also for the sake of the safety of our masters, we have to compromise and discuss with you! The Son of Heaven is wise and powerful, even if we are worried about the safety of the four princes, we must not give in to you, and we as slaves naturally have to help the emperor share his worries, and lick the calves with the affection of the whole father and son!"
"Then you're not afraid of letting us go and being punished for the great crime of arsoning with the enemy?"
"I'm afraid, but the enemy is always less guilty than protecting the lord, our brothers who guard the door are all minions of the lower five banners, although they are not as good as the three banners of the emperor's direct coating, but they are close to the heavenly family, as long as the four princes are safe and sound, and then go to the internal affairs office to walk around, the big board is held high and gently falls, neither hurting the muscles nor moving the bones, why not? Brothers, do you say?"
"Yes, yes!" The Eight Banners warriors also revealed their true colors as soldiers and replied abruptly.
The lightning rod naturally talked about their way of being a slave, and I couldn't help but be ashamed when I heard it. The Manchu Eight Banners system established on the slave system, while training a group of the most obedient and obedient slaves, also raised a group of the most casual and fearful, the most love to take advantage of the loopholes of the slippery head, their brave and fearless soldiers are always for the master to see, once to the master can not see the place immediately revealed, to raise such a group of good slaves, it is no wonder that a hundred years later when the Qing Dynasty was stormy, the so-called "Eight Banners soldiers" At the oath meeting, they shouted slogans for the country and the family, and they did not hesitate to spill their blood, and they ran faster than rabbits when they encountered the enemy.
But at this moment, I am obviously not in the mood to criticize the feudal and decadent social maladministration, the only thing I care about is how to leave from the Shenwu Gate, seeing the thoughts in my heart, the lightning rod also hurriedly said: "The emperor will definitely not come to the danger in person, so what happens here has to rely on the father-in-law to reply......"
Without waiting for the lightning rod's eyes to float over, there was no sense of zĂ i, and the eunuch who was standing at the back of the eunuch preemptively said: "Zhang Guandao let the little one return to the emperor, how to return the small one to the emperor, as long as the master is safe and the little one can keep the head of eating!"
The lightning rod nodded with satisfaction, and then said to us: "It is absolutely impossible to open the palace gate, so it is impossible to explain to the emperor, but it is not impossible to see that the martial arts of all the heroes are so high, and it is not impossible to kill all the way up the city tower and climb over the wall!"
"What do you mean?" I still didn't quite understand.
The lightning rod said word by word: "Kill the city tower and climb over the wall...... If you don't want to jump down, I'll prepare a few baskets for you to hang you off the wall?"
"Oh~!" I suddenly realized.
"In addition, the process of killing has to be lively, and it is inevitable to hurt a few brothers, you can take care of these, we are clear, do it ourselves, and we will naturally do it seamlessly. â
The soldiers laughed again, and directly discussed who injured their arms and who injured their legs, and how to divide the pension money approved afterwards.
"But......" The lightning rod stopped the subordinates, suddenly lowered his voice, leaned next to my ear and pointed at Xie Erdon and said: "Let so many of you run away, we are really difficult to do, brother, can you see if you can leave that stupid one behind, so that we can make a mistake......?"
The lightning rod made a vain movement and said with a smile: "We can see at a glance that that kid is usually very annoying, brother, you can't wait to get rid of this burden, right?"
For a moment, I really seriously considered whether to take this opportunity to completely get rid of the freak of Sheldon, but unfortunately I finally resisted this temptation, not how deep my relationship with this kid was, but the past experience told me that unless you put this kid into the space shuttle and launch it to Mars, with this kid's tenacious vitality, one day he will come back and continue to make you restless...... Do you think I haven't tried to stuff her in the trunk of a Beverly and drive far away and leave her on the side of the road?
"Forget it, when I didn't mention it. Seeing my expression mixed with sadness and entanglement, the lightning rod felt furious, and thought that he had deliberately provoked the feelings of our brothers and caused me unhappiness, so he quickly changed the topic and discussed with me like a bargaining peddler: "Then let's talk about the fourth prince and the little brother...... Brother, when are you going to release him?"
When it came to business, I had no choice but to get out of the loss, and said with a strong spirit: "Since you are so sincere, then the fourth prince will let us go out of the Forbidden City, as for the little elder brother......"
Rong'er took over and said, "We have to wait until we leave safely." â
The lightning rod nodded: "It should be." "In this kid's mind, it is our duty to use children as talismans, and it is not normal not to leave a hostage that is easy to take hostage, not to mention, the thirty-sixth elder brother was not lost under his protection, he does not have to take this responsibility, and naturally he does not want to cause trouble for this matter.
"Then let's shout?" After negotiating all the conditions, we were both satisfied, and we planned to put the plan of fighting a fake war into practice.
"The king will show you!" the eunuch, who had been honest and silent, suddenly pointed behind him and shouted at a sharp voice.
I subconsciously turned around, only to see a bright yellow beetle standing up in the distance, and I could faintly hear the sound of the mountain calling long live.
"The Emperor...... Emperor...... Emperor!" The eunuch rattled the roots of his teeth, but he couldn't say a word.
However, the lightning rod turned around and ran very simply, shouting as he ran: "Prepare for battle!" The emperor is here to supervise the battle, how can we let the emperor down! Vowed to kill all the thieves and save the four princes!"
The surrounding soldiers and ruffians responded violently: "Kill all the thieves!"
"Hey, hey, are you turning your face?" I asked urgently.
"Phew, who has ever had a good face with you, a thief!" The lightning rod scolded righteously, tiptoed and felt that the holy car was still far away, and he should not be able to hear the conversation here, so he changed back to his original face and said with a wry smile: "I'm sorry brother, we don't have the courage to cheat in front of the emperor, we can only do it with real swords and guns, the fourth prince and brother will take care of it more if they have the heart, don't make us too embarrassed, what we talked about just now is also speculative......"
"Phew, who is talking to you speculatively!" I was also angry in the face of this skinless and faceless second-rate son, and grabbed the fourth elder brother lying on the ground, and yelled at the lightning rod: "Give me all back! Otherwise, Lao Tzu won't pick him up when he throws him down from the city tower again!"