Chapter 108: Beating Mandarin Ducks
"Damn, it's only such a little effort, where did you hook up with the three little brothers?" Gu Yun walked over and said to Erha.
Erha snorted and said, "Shut up! Lao Tzu asked you something serious, did you get two hundred and eight steaks on credit in the spiritual land? Lao Tzu asked how you want to pay it back?"
As soon as it finished speaking, the next three growled and bared its fangs.
Gu Yun pointed to the three eager dog brothers, and said with a black line, "What do you mean, looking for someone....... oh no, looking for a dog to block me?
"What nonsense! Lao Tzu has already seen that you don't have the sincerity to return the steak at all! It's been 18 hours since you came out, and you haven't even mentioned it!"
As he spoke, he frowned again, and a light seemed to flash in the corner of his eyes that saw through everything.
He said, "Hmph, I promised so quickly, Lao Tzu knows that things are not simple!"
Gu Yun said very painfully, "Even the loan shark didn't say that he would have to pay it back in 10 hours, right? Besides, what two hundred and eight yuan, it's obviously two hundred and three yuan, okay? Two hundred yuan was deceived by you, and three more yuan was promised by me later, I remember it clearly." ”
"The remaining five dollars are interest, idiot!"
This Gu Yun was shocked.
Before the day arrives, it will cost five dollars of steak interest? And if you don't give it, you still bring your little brother to the door to block people?
I can't take it anymore.
"What about my folding chair?"
Gu Gong looked at it, and this time he really found a folding chair.
There happened to be an empty folding chair in the guard post of the community, and the doorman happened to be absent.
In this way, the atmosphere of the scene was completely reversed.
Gu Yun quickly went in and picked up the folding chair and came to Erha.
Look at it and sneer.
"Huh?"
Erha saw the folding chair's eyes suddenly glaring, and he almost fell off.
Gu Yun said, "Come, tell me in front of the folding chair, how much is the interest?"
Erha immediately fell silent.
The three dog brothers in the back were even more angry.
Among them, the big golden retriever had the most explosive temper, and he rushed up directly to prepare to fight Gu Yun.
However, Erha immediately raised his left front leg to stop it, and gave it a "don't be impatient" expression.
Then he said to Gu Yun, "Where did we just go?"
Gu Yun said, "Interest, aren't you asking me for interest?"
"Interest? What interest? Why should there be interest?"
"Uh......" Gu Yun's face twitched, and said, "I'm still more relieved if you want to say that, I think the boat of our friendship has withstood the test of material." ”
Erha said with a serious face, "Don't make trouble, the two of us are bound to our souls, so why do we separate each other?" By the way, you put down the folding chair first, let's go find Long Hao quickly." ”
"Then tell me, which nightclub might Long Hao be in now?"
"H.E Bar, this is the one he frequents the most. ”
Gu Yun didn't have time to talk nonsense anymore, so he immediately took a taxi and went straight to the H.E bar.
When I arrived at the bar, I rushed in to take a look, and sure enough, I found this product.
I saw that this guy was talking to a beautiful woman with a melon seed face and big eyes on the bar, and they were chatting very happily.
Gu Yun breathed a sigh of relief, this thing is not dead yet.
But at this moment, I only heard Erha say, "Did you see that woman, she is the awakened person of the shadows, and she is the best at using beauty to kill people invisibly." Long Hao was targeted by her, hehe, it means that the people in the shadow are still very clear about Long Hao's preferences. ”
Gu Yun took a closer look at the woman and found that she had a pure face, harmless to humans and animals, and did not look like a master who could kill people at all.
couldn't help but say, "Long Hao, this guy probably has no resistance to this kind of appearance." ”
"Well, do you know the woman's code name inside the Shadows?"
"It can't be 'Black Widow' or something, right?"
Erha was surprised: "Eh, how do you know?"
Gu Yun couldn't complain, "What's really it? Shadows, do you dare to take a name with something new?"
Erha said, "You can also call her Li Honghua, this is her real name! But none of this matters, the important thing is that this woman plans to seduce Long Hao to Che Zhen, and then kill him in the car unknowingly." ”
Gu Yun smiled, "Ouch, hey, you still have a lot of ideas...... Speaking of which, I can't help but want to observe the legendary 'Black Widow' murder methods. ”
"Yes, anyway, if you get into the car, Long Hao will die, and the car is specially modified and loaded with several rune traps. ”
"Forehead......" Gu Yun sighed, "So, Lao Tzu still has to have a stick to beat the mandarin ducks?"
As he spoke, he walked towards Long Hao.
Long Hao was talking about Xingtou.
"Yes, as a scholar of rocket power, my normal work life is still very boring. Since three years ago, I have been working on the SDC conversion of the rocket power control system in the vacuum environment and the KFC conversion of the non-obstruction module, and by the way, I also have to test the KTV head module, so generally speaking, I don't have much time to come out and play. ”
Li Honghua's eyes widened and she looked at Long Hao with a look of adoration.
"Really?
Long Hao smiled slightly, "It's nothing, it's just that there is a specialization in the art industry." But then again, from the first sight of you......"
Just as he was about to launch a further attack, he saw Gu Yun quietly appear.
patted Long Hao on the shoulder, and Gu Yun asked very familiarly, "Brother Long?
Long Hao saw that it was Gu Yun, and he couldn't wait to bite him to death.
Lao Tzu's current character is a scholar, the kind that has stayed in a scientific research unit for many years and comes to clubbing for the first time!
However, after being silent for half a second, Long Hao immediately reacted.
Pointing at Gu Yun and saying to Li Honghua, "This is Xiao Gu, my colleague at Tsinghua University, and a scholar in rocket dynamics. He's funny, and he's always joking. ”
The reason why Long Hao said it in such detail was because he wanted Gu Yun to quickly understand his current personality so that he could be a wingman.
Even if you don't work as a wingman, you can't wear it, right?
Li Honghua immediately looked at Gu Yun, quickly glanced at it for a second, and then smiled.
said, "Brother Gu, you are all so powerful, you are engaged in scientific research at Tsinghua University at such a young age!"
Long Hao immediately winked at Gu Yun and reminded him to be a good wingman again.
Gu Yun thought for a while, then smiled and said, "Yes, we are not only at Tsinghua University, but also academicians at the Chinese Academy of Sciences." In addition, we can study not only KFC conversion and KTV modules, but also linear dynamic conversion of TVB, FBI, LV, OMG and IG. ”
As soon as these words came out, Long Hao and Li Honghua were silent.
Long Hao couldn't wait to strangle Gu Yun to death.
Even if you brag about it, you don't brag like that, do you? Are you still an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, can we be rated as an academician at this age? Aren't you clearly here to dismantle the stage?
Li Honghua also wanted to strangle Gu Yun to death, even more than Long Hao.
Even if you want to pretend to be a little logical, right? I had already thought about it, trying to pretend to worship Long Hao, and then trick him into the car and kill him!
Now you are a twenty-something, you are an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, and the research projects are TVB, FBI, LV, enough for him, why don't you study IMB and CCTV by the way?
If you blow it so hard, I'm going to be very embarrassed!
Is it better to believe or not to believe?
If I believe it, then don't I have to play a retard?
If I don't believe it, then how can I naturally seduce Long Hao?
Angry! Has this thing ever chased a woman?
Looking at the knife-like gazes thrown by the two, Gu Yun just smiled lightly.
For the stick beating mandarin ducks, he is quite happy to hear about it.
After being stunned for a second, Long Hao had no choice but to laugh dryly.
said to Li Honghua, "Hehe, let's be humorous, don't mind, it's all fun." ”
As soon as Li Honghua heard this, she immediately borrowed the slope and got off the donkey, and said, "Well, it's okay, I know what Brother Gu said was playing, hehe." ”
As she spoke, she pushed a cocktail in front of her to Long Hao.
said, "Brother Hao, I respect you, it's a pleasure to meet you and your friends." ”
PS: Sorry, the exhibition has delayed the update in the past few days, and the update will be accelerated from tomorrow.