Chapter Ninety-Five: The Night of the Drunken Cat

Joy is just a member of a rookie girl group that has just debuted for a year, and her wings are not stiff like when she was a girl, and she hasn't even grown wings yet.

So in the face of the company's orders, she can only obey, and she has been interviewed by people from various media all day today.

As soon as she thought of today's all-day high-energy interview, Joy felt a faint sadness.

Although she did not fade.

"Joyxi, how did you get kidnapped by the kidnappers?"

The bandit is a superpower, and if you brush it, I'll be gone, do you believe it?

Apparently no one will believe it.

So Joy could only weep and bite her lip, looking like she didn't want to mention the past again, and said miserably: "I was knocked unconscious by him directly, I don't know how he got in, and when I woke up, I was already locked in an abandoned house." ”

The four kidnapped women have all been checked by the local superpowers of Kimchi Country one by one, and the caliber has been unified, and according to the news reports outside, it is also the bandits who have locked them up in an abandoned house.

"So what was your mood when you were kidnapped?"

Do you think I'm going on an outing? What other mood can I feel when I'm kidnapped than being scared? Do you want me to write you a postscript of my kidnapping experience, bastard!

At that time, Joy's heart had already rolled her eyes to the sky, but after thinking about it carefully, she felt that the reporter who could ask this kind of question was probably a brain disability, and he was already so pitiful, so she didn't want to destroy his self-esteem anymore, so she had a compassionate attitude and cooperated to perform a frightened appearance: "I'm so scared~Boom~"

God is so much...

"Have the bandits done anything to you?"

There are always some people who feel that people all over the world are like them, so as soon as the news of their rescue came out, it was accompanied by spicy-eyed comments such as "they must have been played by the kidnappers to the point of wanting to vomit", which also caused a large-scale scolding war on the Internet, so whether they were "beeped-" is also a question that many people are concerned about.

At this time, it was Luoyang's turn to play.

"I'm really grateful to Luoyang Oba, if it weren't for him, I might have really been..."

There is no need to say it in such detail, anyway, as long as it is expressed that Luoyang has protected them, and they are still ice and jade little fairies, this is also the truth, and the rest of the things will be left to the reporters and the people who eat melons to make up for it slowly, after all, brain supplementation is the core interest of gossip, and there must be a large number of "enthusiastic netizens" who will make up the truth that is satisfying.

So, within an hour after the interview was broadcast, entries such as "Who is Luoyang", "What did Luoyang do", "Where is Luoyang" and so on have been on the hot search, fighting fiercely on the first throne, and at the same time, countless stories of heroes saving the United States have begun to spread virally, and finally led to "Thank Luoyang" being the first hot search.

This is all for later, so let's not mention it first... In short, joy's answer is full marks.

"Joyxi, can you briefly describe the experience of the past ten days?"

It's time to spell acting.

At this time, you just need to make a sad appearance, be silent, sniff your nose, open your mouth to say something but don't say anything, as if the trauma in your heart is too great to speak, and then say apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm a little..."

It's all like this, reporter, are you embarrassed to continue to force the girl to uncover her scars and sprinkle salt?

"Joyxi, please don't dodge the question. ”

The reporter said he was not embarrassed.

joy:“...”

In short, today's one-day interview was not very pleasant.

Being forced to share the experience of being kidnapped is not pleasant.

But Joy quickly put these unpleasant things behind her, after all, it was over, and there were new unpleasantness to face, where did she have so much time to cry for the milk that had been spilled.

And the new unhappiness she faces is that she already has a person she likes very much, but she still has to play with others.

She participated in the variety show "We Are Married" before she was kidnapped, and she and Lu Xingcai became an imaginary couple, and the main task of filming was to sprinkle dog food on the audience.

Let's not talk about whether she can continue to act later, just imagining Luoyang's reaction after seeing her show, she feels that the world is gloomy.

"Wow~joyxi, you seem to be really attracted to Lu Xingcai!

Yes, that's right, Luoyang Oba will definitely be very happy to express his blessings, and then draw a line more resolutely, pushing me far away, wishing I was really married, damn it... No, I'll have to figure it out!

"Joyxi, why don't you go in yet?"

The accompanying filming staff whispered a reminder of the joy that had been spent for a long time.

Joy bowed embarrassedly and apologized, and then walked in pretending to be relaxed and lively, thinking about how to get off the show as soon as possible.

She turned her back to the camera and texted Lu Xingcai.

[Oba, I already have a boyfriend, what should I do?]

———— Divorce Campaign————

"A total of 320,000 yuan and 9,700 yuan, thank you for your patronage. ”

I ate more than 2,000 soft girl coins in one meal, which is not cheap.

Luoyang complained about the amount of food for the nine people, and then settled the account cleanly, and then left with Jessica on his back, and after casting illusions to cover people's eyes and ears, he teleported to the Girls' Generation dormitory.

Due to a falling out with the company, the other eight drunk cats did not have an agent to take care of, Luoyang could not only take Jessica away, so he had to take them back to their dormitory one by one, Jessica was already the last.

He was really glad that he could teleport, otherwise it would really be an abyss-level task for one person to take away nine drunken cats by conventional means.

"Who are you? Why are you holding Sika?"

Kim Taeyeon didn't know when she woke up, but she was still drunk, she staggered in the living room, and when she saw Luoyang who suddenly appeared, she immediately grabbed a frying pan with both hands and stepped forward to question.

Luoyang looked at her fluttering state that would fall down at any time, and said helplessly: "I'm Luoyang, don't you know me?"

"Luoyang?"

Taeyeon staggered forward, squinted her eyes, stood on tiptoe, stretched out one hand, grabbed Luoyang's chin, and said drunkly: "Ah, don't move, so I can't see clearly?" I'll see..."

Luoyang's heart was almost hopeless, he didn't know if she would recognize him.

"Hum-huh..."

Taeyeon suddenly smiled suspiciously, "Fool, do you think I really can't recognize you?

As soon as the words fell, Taeyeon carried the frying pan and struck Luoyang's head hard!

"Bang~"

With Luoyang's reaction speed, of course, she won't be hit, Taeyeon swung the pot into the air, and then successfully fell to the ground with the pot, and missed, she still struggled to get up, holding the frying pan and shouting: "Don't run! You have the ability to grab Sika, you have the ability not to run!"

"I'm going... It's so informative..."

Luoyang was a little confused, but he didn't expect Taeyeon to be a Ji and like his girlfriend.

"Hey, hey, hey..."Taeyeon took advantage of Luoyang's dizziness and rushed up to make up for the knife, but Luoyang didn't even hide this time, because she was so drunk that Luoyang couldn't hit her when she stood up, and her butt landed on the ground with a pot of self-rotation of 180 degrees, not only did the pan fly, but also hurt her buttocks.

"Huh~"

Taeyeon's little face crumpled, and she slept on the ground covering her ass and cried.

"You scoundrel... I'm going to tell Sika that you're bullying me!

Luoyang's face was full of black lines, and he decided to ignore the tease for the time being, and carried Sika into Xiuying's room.

His girlfriend will not be as restrained as she was just now, Luoyang naturally took off her shoes, socks and skirt, and finally helped her cover the quilt.

"What do you want to do to Sika!"

Xiuying, who had been lying down, suddenly deceived the corpse, stared at Luo Yang with round eyes and came up to pull Luoyang, Luoyang rolled her eyes and grabbed her wrist, pressed her back to the bed, and then said: "Listen to me, I'm Sika's boyfriend." ”

"Why should I believe you!" so-young shouted, quickly attracting Taeyeon from the outside.

"You bastard! I robbed Sika and now I'm going to be rude Xiuying, see me fight with you!

Taeyeon grabbed her natal weapon frying pan and rushed towards Luoyang, Luoyang flashed helplessly, so the frying pan crossed a perfect arc, carrying the power of Taeyeon's whole body, fiercely... smashed into Xiuying, who had just straightened up her upper body.

"Bang~"

"Uh-huh—"

This time, Taeyeon's ultimate didn't go short.

Xiuying snorted, covered her head, shook it a few times, rolled her eyes and fell on the bed.

Taeyeon blinked and looked at Xiuying, shivered, and most of the wine in her body suddenly woke up, she threw down the pan in her hand like an electric shock, and looked at Luoyang like a help: "She... Is she alright?"

Luo Yang covered his eyes and nodded unbearably: "She's just unconscious, if you go back to sleep now, I won't tell her that you beat her." ”

"The grace of saving lives is unforgettable!"

Taeyeon immediately bowed, then fled.

Luoyang brushed off Xiuying's hair, looked at the swollen piece of her head, and was speechless for a long time.

"Forget it... Let's just say that she accidentally touched it when she was drunk..."

Luoyang shook his head, picked up the pan on the floor and walked to the open kitchen in the living room to put it back, and then entered Taeyeon's room, where she found that she had fallen asleep on Sunny's stomach, the two little short bodies hugging each other like a ball, and Taeyeon's head was still pillowed on Sunny's broad chest.

I don't know if it's intentional ...

Hmph, it must be on purpose, dead Ji Lao, actually thinking about my wife!

"For the sake of safety, I really should have brought Jessica home, I can't spend the night here, in case Taeyeon wakes up and insults my wife, then..."

Before Luoyang could finish talking to herself, Huang Pani came out of her room and shouted uncomfortably: "Waiter!

Huang's sound pill, the power is extraordinary, the sound wave shook, Luoyang saw that Sunny had woken up again, so he hurriedly closed the door.

"Huh, how did I get back to the dormitory?Who brought me back?Taigu?Taigu~Taigu~"

Pani wanders around the living room in a daze, looking for Taeyeon.

Then Yuna was woken up and followed out.

"Ernie, I'm kind of like... I want to throw up..."

Luoyang covered his face with his hands and sighed deeply.