"It's so uncomfortable..."

"Bang!"

Luoyang staggered open the door of his apartment, and knelt down as soon as he entered the entrance.

Young's nasal and coquettish voice continued to echo in his head.

"Horse ~ Syra Mashura ~ Horse ~ Syra ~ (Drink, drink, drink, drink)"

"How long is the shoulder dance? Half a cup is not okay, half a cup is not okay!"

"Ang~ I'll have a cup and you have two cups~ If you don't drink it, I'll hum ~"

…

A real brain-piercing sound.

His face had turned completely red, and he was so drunk that he was only one step away from the shard.

It could be that "Actually, what I like is Jessica" touched Sunny's mold, or maybe it was a friend from afar, and he was happy, in short, the noodle base turned into a fight.

The two chatted while drinking, and they talked happily, and accidentally drank too much.

"Gott~"

Luoyang was so uncomfortable that he almost threw up.

"No... Can't spit on here. ”

He staggered to his feet on the floor, walked through his bedroom to the bathroom, knelt down in front of the toilet and vomited.

I don't know why the floor was wet, his pants were soaked, and he slowed down for a long time after he vomited, only to notice the abnormality of the bathroom floor.

How does it look like someone has just taken a shower?

He stood up with difficulty, looked at the water trail on his knees, wanted to cry without tears, and screamed, "Ah... Why is there so much water—"

"Because I've just taken a shower. ”

The screams came to an abrupt end.

Luoyang stiffly turned his head and looked at the door of the toilet, and found that there was already a person standing there at some point.

It's Xiujing.

It seems that she fell asleep and was woken up by Luoyang, she looked sleepy-eyed, and her expression was a little unhappy, she was only wearing a loose white T-shirt, the hem of the T-shirt was swaying, the edge of the white panties was faintly visible, and the two white and flawless long legs were unabashedly exposed in front of Luoyang's eyes.

The paralyzing effect of alcohol gradually became powerful, and Luoyang's mind became a mess of porridge, and he was stunned and couldn't think, but his eyes widened.

Xiujing looked at him and shook her head, turned around and took out a rubber rope from the bag on the bed, tied her hair up, and then walked into the bathroom.

First press the toilet flush button to flush away all the disgusting things, then pick up Luoyang's cup from the shelf, fill it with water, pick up his toothbrush, squeeze the toothpaste, and finally hand the water cup and toothbrush to Luoyang, and said coldly: "Brush your teeth." ”

"Oh. ”

Luoyang responded obediently, "banged" again, knelt on the ground, brushed his teeth on the toilet in a daze, his body staggered, and Xiujing helped him several times behind him before he didn't let him plant his head in the toilet.

After brushing his teeth, he washed his face, Xiujing stuffed the towel to him, and said coldly: "Wash your face." ”

Then Luoyang obediently began to wash his face.

He doesn't go crazy and takes good care of him when he's drunk.

However, at the last step, there was still some trouble.

"Take your pants off. Xiujing's tone was still cold.

Luoyang was stunned, froze for a few seconds, and suddenly covered his little brother, shaking his head desperately with a frightened expression.

Xiujing scratched her hair and said irritably, "Take it off for me!"

Luoyang was yelled at and trembled, and said aggrievedly: "Why are you so fierce~"

Xiujing took a deep breath, resisted the urge to beat him, and whispered, "Change your pants, OK?"

“OK。 Luo Yang nodded seriously, made an OK gesture, reached out and took off his pants, raised his foot to pull his leg out of the trouser tube, and then, with a "bang", the whole person fell on the wet floor of the bathroom.

Well, now it's not just about changing your pants, I'm afraid you'll have to take a shower.

But looking at Luoyang's confused stupidity, Xiujing understood that expecting a person who drank to the point of breaking off to take a bath by himself was a fool's dream.

She stood there scratching her head, and finally gritted her teeth, walked to Luoyang's side, and reached out to grab his clothes.

"Raise your hand!"

"Stretch your legs!"

"Keep your head down!"

"Bastard!

"Don't eat shower gel!"

…

After twenty minutes of hard fighting, Xiujing finally pushed the whitewashed Luoyang down on the bed.

She was so tired that she was panting, her whole body was wet, and her loose T-shirt was also attached to her body, which had become a translucent outfit.

The two pink grapes stand upright, and they are extremely attractive.

"You're the first one who can take care of me like this, except for that stupid Ernie!

Xiujing threw the clean clothes on Luoyang's body, and then took a Luoyang shirt into the bathroom.

People who are only going to sleep one night in someone else's house cannot know in advance that they will get wet and prepare two sets of clothes.

So after Xiujing came out of the bath, she was only wearing Luoyang's white shirt all over her body.

But she didn't mean to be embarrassed at all, she walked directly to the bed and stepped on Luoyang's chest, and said with a cold face: "I said that I got dressed, why don't you hurry up and do it for me?"

Luoyang trembled, and the tip of his nose lingered with a refreshing fragrance.

There was a cool and soft touch on his chest, and although he stepped on it, he didn't step on it heavily, so he didn't feel stuffy, but felt very comfortable.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a piece of agar jade, crystal clear...

The already flushed face became even redder.

He stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, and said in a panic: "No, no, no, no..."

"Cut..."

Xiujing pouted unhappily, lay down beside Luoyang, pulled up the quilt to cover the two of them, then moved her body, squeezed to his side, reached out to take his clothes, and threw them to the ground in a ball.

"Why not?" she asked, taking his hand away, looking him in the eye, "Don't you like me?"

Sister-in-law... Xiujing... Dislike?

Luoyang shook his head with straight eyes and said with a big tongue: "Sometimes... Bother... But... It's not that I don't like it

Xiujing smiled, reached out and stroked his face, and her voice became rare and gentle: "Then, can't you forget Erin?"

"Ai... Who is Lin?" Luoyang looked confused.

"Count you as acquaintances. Xiujing chuckled, then lowered her head and kissed him lightly on the lips.

Although she still smells of alcohol, she feels that it tastes good because she has washed it clean.

As for Luoyang, he only felt the incomparably sweet.

Then he fell asleep sweetly.

After kissing for a long time, Xiujing reluctantly spit out his tongue, panting slightly and said, "I didn't expect it to be quite comfortable, or just tonight..."

In the middle of her words, she suddenly stopped, tilted her head, frowned slightly, and muttered in a low voice, "Is this considered a mystery?"

"I think so..."

"Why am I so perverted?"

She immediately turned her back to Luoyang and stuffed herself in the quilt.

Seven seconds later, she lifted the quilt, turned around, stared at Luoyang with fierce eyes, and stretched out her guilty hand to his face.

"It's the first time for me and you're the first time, you're not a loss, a friend, I believe you shouldn't sue me, it's normal for a lonely man and a widow to be in the same room, and it's normal for you to be so reasonable, you will definitely understand me..."

She kissed him on the lips again, and unlike the first gentle tasting, this time, she kissed very devotedly, kissing in a trance, like in the clouds.

Just as she was about to make a move, she suddenly remembered something.

She let go of Luoyang, gasped, and reached out to touch her abdomen.

It hurts, and it feels like the blood is about to come out.

“AC… I'm having my period today..."

She sat down on the bed in frustration, reached for her bag, took a pack of sanitary napkins from it, and kept staring at it, feeling the urge to burn it.

A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, but it was blocked by menstruation, isn't this a plot that only exists in TV dramas?

Xiujing was indignant in her heart, and sat on the bed depressed for several minutes.

Then, in the midst of depression, a bold idea was born.

She stuffed the sanitary napkin back into her bag, looked at Luoyang, a sly smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and then crawled over with her hands and feet, and kissed him on the lips again...

The deep night faded quietly, and before you knew it, morning had come.

Luoyang slowly woke up under the noise of the alarm clock.

The intense feeling of dizziness from the hangover made his brain still not very bright, and after he struggled to sit up, he began to look ahead in a daze.

After being in a daze for a while, he realized that he was cold.

Lifting the quilt and looking down, my spirit instantly lifted.

"Why don't I have any clothes?"

He began to think back to what had happened last night in horror, but all he could remember were a few fragments of memory.

Sunny, drinking, chatting, taxi, vomiting, so-jing, taking a shower... Kiss!!!

"Hehehehe, don't panic, maybe it's just a kiss on the mouth, it's not a big problem. Luoyang got out of bed and got dressed with a smirk, and after putting it on, he began to fold the quilt, stacking and stacking, and found that there was a piece of blood red on the sheet.

It looks like a mark of bleeding after *** rupture.

"Haha... Ha ha... Just kidding, she's such a big person, how can she still be... How can it be... Hahahaha... Woo woo... Wow wow wow !!"

There was a kind of sadness, crying when I laughed and laughed.

Luoyang knelt on the side of the bed and cried bitterly, crying while getting dressed, dressed and walked into the living room to look around, but did not see Xiujing's figure.

He hurriedly picked up his mobile phone and dialed Xiujing's number, and as soon as he connected it, he asked worriedly, "Xiujing, did I do something to you last night?"

Xiujing said indifferently: "No, you slept like a dead pig and didn't do anything." ”

When Luoyang heard this, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

But before he could finish his breath, Xiujing added lightly: "But I did a lot to you, and I took away your first time, I'm sorry." ”

In an instant, everything was silent.

Luoyang had a black question mark face, standing in place.

You see, is this talking about human beings?

"Didn't you say you don't like quiet, introverted, and cowardly people?!!"

"You're like that when you face Erin Ernie, you won't be like that when you face me, mature and rational, kind and kind, like a different person, I've liked you for a long time. ”

“…”

"Are you going to sue me? ”

"It's not..."

"I'm free in a few days, would you like to come again?"

“…”

"Taiye, let's get along. ”