Because I stayed up late last night to write a diary, the next day I unexpectedly got up late, sleepy-eyed and opened the door, and found that my annoying roommate was not there, I don't know if I didn't return all night or ran away early in the morning, which made me breathe a sigh of relief, although we lived together for four years, I still didn't fit in with that strange thing.

I habitually pushed the door of the bathroom, and the alarm sounded, and the door that had just opened a crack slammed shut, and at the same time, the holographic imaging device installed on the toilet door opened, and a brain door, with big grunting eyes, pointed ears, and meticulously combed hair, appeared in front of my eyes.

"Sherdon, what kind of plane are you doing!" I scolded, holding my nose that was almost slapped by the door, and my teary halberd fingers, although I also knew that even if I scolded the flowers in front of the virtual image, I couldn't move this grandson in the slightest.

Although he is about the same age as me, Xie Erdong is different from me, a "real assistant and experimenter", Ya is a formal researcher at the institute, a genius with the highest IQ among all the smart people, a young but accomplished scientist, and a newcomer with a bright future...... The difference between us is like that between "civil servants" and "temporary workers".

Generally speaking, we will inevitably have envy, jealousy and hatred towards this group of people, but I don't have this kind of affection for Xie Erdon, not because he is humble and polite and can behave or I am open-minded and careless, but because I am a normal person, and he is a madman, an idiot, and a psychotic!

This kid's growth experience is completely the growth process of the protagonist of mainstream novels, he has been a genius child since he was a child, he has completed all the courses of advanced physics in college before he was ten years old, and a paper that he wrote casually at the age of fourteen has shocked countless experts and scholars, according to the growth idea of the protagonist who has been recognized by the public, this grandson should be a rising star in the scientific community, and the door to the Nobel Prize should be open to it. Status is at your fingertips, and then lead the industrial revolution to build a scientific and technological empire, before the age of thirty, you will receive a large number of beauties who love handsome guys and love science, and they will be happy every day, and concentrate on running their own harem......

It's a pity that life is not a YY drama, even if you are talented, it is impossible to escape the cruelty of reality, what is reality, you ask? The reality is that this grandson is full of genius, but he is also a 200% freak, and now my brother has a college diploma, but he can't even get a primary school graduation certificate!

This also starts when he was six years old, as a two-year-old who can read and write, a five-year-old genius who can program, on the first day of school, he won the exclamations of the teachers with knowledge and wisdom far beyond his peers, but before the first class in his life, he also succeeded in relying on his angry and mean words, and their old head teacher, who was still a year away from retirement, was so angry that he had a heart attack and was hospitalized......

Then, this narcissistic and stinky bear child is racing on the road of anti-human and anti-society, and completes all the primary school courses by himself within a year. Teachers and classmates were expelled from school; he took the entrance exam for a rocket class for gifted children at a certain 211 university, and shocked the admissions teacher with a perfect score in the subject, and he did not hesitate to fly to pick him up from school, but he slammed the door after meeting and talking with him for three minutes; a few years later, the young Sherdon, with a paper that expounded the theory of coupling theory on the cross-section of singular nuclear reactions and the derivation of formulas, caused quite a stir in the theoretical physics community, and even institutions of higher learning like Harvard University were interested in recruiting this physics rookie into their real room, but their person in charge was after a phone call with Sherdonand proclaimed on behalf of the people of the United States that the great United States of America did not welcome such a strange ......

Not being good at communicating with people seems to be a common problem of people with high IQ, as if they added points that should have been added to EQ to IQ, which was beyond reproach, but Xie Erdong can make all those who come into contact with him angry, obviously not explained by a sentence of "negative EQ", this is a special talent!

The biggest problem of this kid lies in the narcissism and quirks brought to him by his high IQ, narcissism needless to say, the top students all think that they are superior species, not to mention the fighter in his kind of school bully, not to mention the quirks, under China's "scores determine the child's qiē" education system, what kind of wonderful bear child will grow into if he can learn and take exams, and people hate dogs and are not treated well by his friends, we just think about it......

Now, Sherdon's big head looked at me like this, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and he said in a soothing tone of great revenge: "Good morning, Wu Di! You probably noticed that I have made a small improvement to the toilet to correct your disordered, irregular bowel habits, and for four years I have endured your disorder, which you call 'pull as you want', and given the utmost tolerance, but until yesterday, I had enough!"

"You!, you let your stomach, which has no willpower to speak of, destroy my regular, orderly biological habits, force me into a panic of chaos and unknown, and refuse to apologize for it!" shouted Sheldon with raised eyebrows, "Unforgivable!"

"Didn't it take up five minutes of your toilet time and make you run downstairs to the public bathroom!?" I shouted.

"You must be complaining about me making a big fuss now, aren't you?" Sheldon asked in a prescient rhetorical question, and retorted with the expression of a kindergarten teacher teaching children: "Don't think it's a small problem, according to logical thinking, the end result of disorder is to cause anxiety, anxiety leads to chaos, chaos leads to collapse, from which we can deduce ......"

"Okay, okay!" I didn't bother to listen to the girl's tirade, and continued to shout: "Isn't it just delaying you to go to the toilet and making you almost pull your pants!! I don't know which of us has no willpower!"

“…… In short, developing regular and orderly bowel habits is not only the best way to incorporate your body into the orderly physiological laws, but also the best way to correct your attitude of living freely and casually," this grandson still put on a "Lao Tzu is great" virtue and admonished me:" In view of the fact that you are unable to control your weak willpower even with the sphincter, I have decided to correct your disorderly behavior by using operant conditioning to correct your disorderly behavior, specifically that the toilet door will only be opened for you from 8:15 to 8:30 every day, and I hope you can make the most of this precious time. ”

Operant conditioned reflex is a familiar name, as if training a puppy to go to the toilet is also designed according to the principle of this real yàn......

I viciously gestured my middle finger at Sherdon's disappearing avatar, and turned around and walked away without hesitation.

By the way, in fact, with the skills I have learned in four years of working with many scientists, it is very easy to violently dismantle such a low-level and naïve mechanism, and the reason why I don't do it is because Xie Erdong is a stingy chicken woman and loves to hold grudges, what if you break the door lock, what if he puts a large gate knife in front of the toilet next time? He also has a rule of "shh