I probably only know how financially strapped I am.

Even when my mom asked, I said that the university is very easy to find part-time jobs. Distributing leaflets, serving dishes, and pretending to be dolls can earn a lot of money, so she can use it with confidence, saying that she is not short of money at all.

Reporting good news but not bad news, basic operations have long been accustomed to it.

But this time I lent money to Liu Yang, and I didn't hesitate at all. It doesn't matter if he helps me or not, mainly because he has been very strapped lately.

I transferred money directly to Liu Yang, and he received it neatly.

This is really a strange thing, borrowing money from me, and then using the borrowed money to ask me to go online.

I couldn't stop crying: "You're sick on a horse? Just like that, if you're tight on money, you might as well save some money. ”

"You're embarrassed to entertain me, I'm embarrassed to appreciate it. ”

So there was an extremely weird scene, and he and I took turns playing games. The characters in the game are replaced every time they die, but it is estimated that teammates and opponents will not be able to see it - the level is the same anyway, and the dishes are realistic.

Liu Yang said that only iron buddies would play games like this, and I said that he was farting, obviously only poor people would play like this.

He seemed to think it made sense, and couldn't find anything to contradict me.

It's really miserable, showing the characteristics of the poor door to the fullest.

But I have to say, it's actually quite fun. At least sometimes, the joy of boys is as simple as that.

After going to eat at noon on the Internet, I dragged Liu Yang to the canteen to eat to save money, or the AA system.

I was so poor that I didn't want to have a treat, and I didn't want him to have a treat.

It's as real as that.

At this time, Liu Yang put the dinner plate on the table, sat down and said, "Xiao Fei-"

I glanced at him and interrupted directly: "Don't scream, call Feige." ”

"Go to Nima," he didn't have so many scruples with me, he could say whatever he wanted, "You don't call me Brother Yang, why should I suffer?"

"Brother Yang. "I changed my tune simply.

"Hey!" Liu Yang's face smiled like a rotten persimmon, "Brother Fei." ”

"Haha, the pen. "I suddenly laughed, and I felt a bit of a "business blow".

While Liu Yang was eating, he talked to me about Meng Xue.

He seemed to think that he was particularly witty, and said that he had a perfect plan that was perfect and seamless, and I was intrigued to hear it.

As a result, Liu Yang uncovered the mystery, which was nothing more than putting on the mask he was working in the club, and Meng Xue would never recognize who he was at that time.

"How's that, isn't it awesome? Let me tell you, it was the panda who took away the mountain and stabbed people to inspire me!"

"Tsk, you may not believe it. Brother Panda and I are colleagues, and we have a good relationship. Liu Yang's eyebrows fluttered and bragged, saying that he and Brother Panda ate and drank together.

What kind of panda brother still said that he would cover him in the future, and whoever moved Liu Yang would not be able to get along with him panda.

Everyone was dumbfounded, and looked at Liu Yang dumbfounded.

I believe you're a ghost, you're a bad old man, you're a bad ball!

When did Lao Tzu eat and drink with you, and when did he say those words? Why don't I know when I step on a horse?

Liu Yang seemed to be blowing hard, and when he saw my reaction, he said triumphantly: "How is it, I didn't expect it, haha, Brother Yang is so awesome, Brother Panda admires me very much." ”

My heart didn't fluctuate, and I even wanted to laugh.

If Liu Yang knew that the person sitting in front of him was the Panda Brother himself, I don't know how he would feel?

Oh, it's quite interesting to think about the reaction of this melon peel.

Liu Yang bragged again, saying that if there is something to do in the future, just look for him, and he asked Brother Panda to help me settle it.

"Awesome. "I sigh from the bottom of my heart.

Can I help myself?

But if you think about it, that's really the case. It's better to ask for others than for yourself, not to mention that I always use the identity of a panda to solve my own dilemma.

After chatting about this topic, Liu Yang was a little sour again, with all kinds of envy and jealousy: "Brother Fei, if you really let Meng Xue's horse flea take the bait, can you let me feast my eyes?"

I almost squirted a mouthful of rice in his face, raised my head sharply, stared at him and asked, "What do you mean, you still want to watch me and her live applause for love?"

Liu Yang showed an embarrassed but polite smile and said, "That's not what I mean, it's better to look at some photos or something." ”

"I'm so powerful, and I'm taking such a big risk, right?"

I was so tormented by this melon skin that I didn't have any temper at all, and said a little helplessly: "Brother Yang, you just beg you as a buddy, don't hang so extremely, okay?"

"Besides, I really didn't want to have that kind of relationship with that woman. ”

Liu Yang and I were surprised by our thoughts, which was reflected at this moment.

He was particularly surprised and asked, "Why?!"

"I'm afraid that kind of superb woman can make you so cool that you can fly away, why don't you go if you have the chance?"

"Besides, if she is willing, are you still afraid that she will not be able to break the law and commit crimes?"

I shook my head with a wry smile and sighed, "I think it's a little... Dirty. ”

Liu Yang suddenly laughed as if he had heard some joke.

Smiling and smiling, this hanger lang should be a person who has no proper shape, and he actually has a self-deprecating look: "Do we still have the qualifications to dislike women for being dirty?"

I frowned and whispered, "We're slings now." ”

"But we're not going to do a lifetime of slings. ”

Liu Yang was silent.

Although he seems to have the mentality of breaking the pot and giving up on himself, he is actually eager to get ahead one day, right?

Who wants to be in the dark if they can embrace the sun?

Liu Yang and I are obviously not people who can talk about the philosophy of life in a deep way, so we quickly skipped this stubble and returned to the facts.

The main problem is how to seize the opportunity to stage this drama of heroes saving beauty.

I had an idea, took out my mobile phone and found someone I might know on the QQ tuba. It didn't take long for me to really find Meng Xue's existence, and I had six mutual friends, all of whom should be teachers in our college.

In fact, it is very easy to recognize, because this woman is very confident, and the avatar is actually the side face of the art photo. The red flower sticker is pasted on the face, which has a kind of bewitching beauty, and it is too beautiful to be.

"Do you have a QQ account?" I asked Liu Yang.

"Yes, I used to play dungeons to move bricks, and I exchanged game currency for money to open two trumpets. Liu Yang nodded.

"Take your QQ trumpet and add her friends, get a handsome guy avatar on the Internet, and steal some pictures of the steering wheel logo of luxury cars, preferably revealing high-end watches. I grinned.

Lao Tzu is going to "fish for law enforcement" today.

Liu Yang is the bait, and Meng Xue is the fish.