"What's wrong?"

Tang Yongao is a person who can't hide things in his heart.

Any emotion will be written on the face.

At this time, Tang Yongao stood up like a spring, with a sad face, "My car was parked in the parking lot and was hit!"

"That's my newly bought AMGGT! The license hasn't been issued yet, so it's bloody, are you angry?"

After saying this, Tang Yongao rolled up his sleeves and looked like he was going to do a big job.

"No, no, this tone must be obtained, brother, you and I will let you see how powerful I am. ”

Between the words, Tang Yongao took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, and strode out.

Zhang Shan also walked out, after all, he really didn't like the atmosphere inside.

When I came to the parking lot, Tang Yongao's green Mercedes-Benz AMGGT was very cool, and it perfectly caught everyone's attention.

But next to his car, there was a red Bentley Continental parked there, and the side rear door of the Continental was rubbed against the rear bumper of Tang Yongao's car.

"Hey, hey, how do you drive?"

Tang Yongao stretched out his hand and pointed at the Bentley Continental and shouted loudly.

The car door opened, and a woman wearing a white crop top, denim hot pants, and long hair with big waves walked down.

This woman's facial features are delicate and three-dimensional, and she is definitely a standard beauty billet.

The main thing is that the figure is very good, convex and backward.

"I'm sorry, my driving skills are not very good, when I parked on the side, I plugged in several times, but I couldn't plug in, I accidentally hit your car, all the repair costs, I am willing to compensate." ”

The woman was also refreshed and directly agreed to lose money.

It's like if you throw a punch with all your might, but it hits the cotton.

Even if you have anger in your heart, you can't let it out.

However, Tang Yongao's eyes didn't seem to move away from the woman, "You can't go in, right?" It's okay, I'm an old driver, I'll help you, I promise to insert it." ”

Uh-huh?!

Zhang Shan is a little confused, is this product looking for trouble, or is it flirting with girls?

He deserves to be an old driver! If he doesn't agree with him, he drives without saying a word, and the most important thing is that there is nothing wrong with it.

Is it because you are thinking too much?

"Really? Can you plug it in?"

"Of course, you just have to look at it! It's a technical job, and you have to master the skills. ”

"I'll give you a demonstration first, in fact, this is a process where practice makes perfect, insert a few more times, and you will naturally become proficient, you are now like no oil, after having oil, it will be smoother and more convenient to enter. ”

Tang Yongao, where is this old driver, he is simply a professor.

In fact, Zhang Shan still admires the brain circuits of these two people, there are so many empty parking spaces next to him, why do you have to park the most difficult one?

At this time, Tang Yongao had already gotten into the car, slammed the accelerator twice handsomely, and then hung up the reverse gear and gave a foot on the accelerator.

Boom......

A discordant voice rang out.

The rear door of the Continental car, which was originally just hung up with paint, was directly knocked into it.

As for Tang Yongao's AMGGT, the rear bumper fell off directly and fell to the ground.

The air was suddenly quiet, and neither the woman nor Tang Yongao spoke anymore.

Zhang Shan wanted to laugh, but felt that it was a little inappropriate to laugh, so he could only hold back.

It's just that if it goes on like this, it is very likely that it will be suffocated into internal injuries.

After all, old drivers also have times when they overturn.

"That...... I'm sorry, I will pay for the loss of your car if you make a mistake!"

Tang Yongao, who jumped out of the car, opened his mouth apologetically.

"No, I was wrong first, let's fix our own car, what do you think?"

The woman is also easy to talk to, and she did not embarrass Tang Yongao.

"It's okay, why don't you add a WeChat! I'll teach you how to plug it in another day!"

The woman and generously took out their mobile phones and added friends with Tang Yongao, and Tang Yongao naturally changed the woman's remarks to "under-inserted".

After seeing this, Zhang Shan almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Ms. Insert, are you here for a party?"

"No, grandpa asked me to come to the martial arts alliance leader and remind him of something. ”

Kindness?!

Zhang Shan looked up at the woman a few more times, and his eyes were attracted by the pendant around her neck.

This is no ordinary pendant, this is ...... Magic Weapon!

Although this magic weapon is very ordinary, it can play a protective role.

Being able to see magic weapons on the earth really surprised Zhang Shan.

"Looking for the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance?" Tang Yongao glanced at Zhang Shan, "He is, if you have something to say, let's say it directly!"

He?!

The woman couldn't help but look at Zhang Shan a few more times, of course she didn't believe Tang Yongao's words, she just took Tang Yongao's words as a joke.

No matter how much the martial arts line declines, it is impossible to let such a young person be the leader of the alliance.

"Nalan Yan, why are you here?"

At this moment, Tianlong's thick and vigilant voice came from behind Zhang Shan.

Zhang Shan saw that Tianlong and they all came out, and his eyes were full of hostility when he looked at the woman.

"Nalan Yan, what a good name, antique, reminds me of the lyricist Nalan Xingde who wrote "Water Tune Song Head", presumably Miss Nalan must like ancient poetry very much! ”

At this time, Tang Yongao, with his hands behind his back, looked up at the sky, and after seeing the white clouds, he suddenly became poetic, "'The mountain road here has eighteen bends, and the waterway here has nine links. 'Ancient poems are so beautiful, so beautiful that they intoxicate me. ”

"How about it, what do you think of these two poems?" Tang Yongao saw that there was silence around him, and couldn't help but raise his hand and poke Zhang Shan, wanting Zhang Shan to cooperate with him.

Hearing Tang Yongao's words, the muscles at the corners of Zhang Shan's mouth twitched uncontrollably, and he also wanted to cooperate, but he really couldn't open his mouth.

Zhang Shan coughed lightly twice, lowered his voice and whispered: "Brother Tang, "Water Tune Song Head" was not written by Nalan Xingde, and the two sentences you just read are not poems, but lyrics ......."

Uh-huh?!

Hearing Zhang Shan's words, Tang Yongao was stunned at first, and couldn't help but look at Zhang Shan a few more times, seeing that Zhang Shan's gaze was so firm, he suddenly laughed.

While laughing, clap your hands.

"Confidant, worthy of being my confidant, at first glance, you are a person who understands poetry, words, and me! I deliberately said something wrong just now, just to see if anyone will find out. ”

"You see, except for you, brother, no one else is aware of these two mistakes, what is this called, the Tao is not the same. ”

That's too thick-skinned, isn't it?

Chen Duxiu didn't show you, you know?

Are you challenging everyone's bottom line of IQ?

Everyone, all of them were scorched by Lei, and the originally serious scene was turned into a comedy moment by Tang Yongao.

"Grandpa Tianlong, my grandfather asked me to remind you, don't forget your previous agreement, now it's only half a month away from the agreement. ”

Whether it was Tianlong, Fierce Bear or Silent Sound, after hearing this, his face was not very natural.

"Tianlong senior, tell me, what is the agreement?"

Zhang Shan also refocused his gaze on him and asked.

"Half a month ago, the people of the Immortal Cultivation Sect challenged us to compete with our martial arts faction. ”

Tianlong said with a sad face.

In fact, they didn't want to fight, but they had no choice, for the sake of honor, in order not to be looked down upon, they could only agree to it.

But they knew very well in their hearts that they were no match for the Immortal Cultivation Sect at all.

After all, before Zhang Shan appeared, there were few grandmasters in the martial arts.

Even if Zhang Shan was a grandmaster, he could not be the opponent of the Immortal Cultivation Sect.

Those people not only cultivate to obtain, but also have supernatural powers, magic weapons and magic weapons, for these, people in the martial arts have no possibility to fight back at all.

As for Zhang Shan, he was very happy, he didn't expect that on the earth, there was still an immortal cultivator, so there should be a lot of immortal cultivators on the earth, but he hadn't found it yet.

"Thank you Miss Nalan for reminding us, in half a month, we will fight, but in this half a month, you still have a chance to beg for mercy. ”

"Who are you?" asked Nalan Yan, frowning slightly.

"I've already introduced it before, I'm the Wulin League. ”

Belch......

Nalan Yan's expression is not to mention how weird it is, this kid is really the leader of the martial arts alliance!

"You martial arts faction, are you...... How do you choose a young man to be the leader of the alliance?"

After Nalan Yan finished speaking, she waved her hand, "This is your own business, and I can't control it, anyway, my task has been completed, see you in half a month, as for the consequences of the competition, you should all know very well!"