As soon as Su Lin's legs were clamped, he sandwiched Mu Xue's slender thighs in the middle. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I said eldest sister, don't be so ruthless!" Su Lin smiled bitterly, "You are not afraid of breaking me, you will become a living widow!

"Hmph!" Mu Xue snorted coldly, her pretty face became even redder, "You're not afraid that Xia Yuan will see it, she's still a child!"

"Hey, hey, hey......" Su Lin smiled and said, "Isn't she washing her face in the bathroom, and now she can't see it!"

"Let go of me!" Mu Xue struggled, but Su Lin clamped it tighter.

"What do you want to do, Xia Yuan is coming out soon!" Mu Xue glared at Su Lin fiercely.

Mu Xue struggled again, but Su Lin reacted.

At this time, Mu Xue also felt that there were huge bad things on her thighs, and she had already experienced personnel, so she didn't know that it was Su Lin's bad things.

Moreover, what made her sassy was that with her friction, that bad thing in Surin was still jumping and jumping. At this time, Mu Xue knew that it was Su Lin deliberately making trouble.

"Villain!" Mu Xue glanced at Su Lin.

"Where?" Surin looked innocent, "I'll help you fight the bad guys!"

"That's you!"

"What's wrong with me?"

"You still ask, don't you see it?"

"You say I'm a bad guy, you should tell me where I'm bad, right?" Su Lin smiled, "You have to die to make people understand, right?"

So, Mu Xue, who was very shy, made a move that Su Lin couldn't even think of.

She grabbed Su Lin's bad thing in her hand, her face was shy, and the pink color had climbed to the root of her ear, but Mu Xue still endured it and said, "If you don't let go, I'll remove it!"

While talking, Mu Xue really pulled it.

Su Lin suddenly let out a low and suppressed voice comfortably.

It's just that what Mu Xue said was torn off, it was too yellow and violent.

"Don't be so ruthless!" Su Lin pretended to be scared, and said, "It just did what it was supposed to do, if it didn't react at all, wouldn't that prove that it was broken?"

Mu Xue was about to say something, but at this time, Xia Yuan also walked out of the toilet,

"Daddy!"

Xia Yuan's voice came, which frightened Su Lin and Mu Xue and quickly separated.

The two of them were panicked, Mu Xue accidentally stepped on the ground, and before he had time to clean up the green vegetable leaves, his body slipped, and he let out an exclamation in his mouth, and he was about to fall.

Su Lin's reaction was very fast, he hugged Mu Xue, and as a result, he stepped on another green vegetable leaf without dying.

His body was also slippery.

Originally, with Su Lin's strength, he could still maintain his balance if he skated like this, even if he couldn't do it again, with the perverted quality of his body, he would still not fall down if he did a few difficult evasive actions.

However, don't forget that Su Lin was holding Mu Xue in his arms at this time.

Therefore, with a "plop!", the two of them fell heavily to the ground.

"Whew!"

Su Lin let out a miserable scream from his mouth, and his face couldn't help but turn white.

Not falling, but being crushed.

"Su Lin, you, are you okay!" Mu Xue looked nervous, after all, she still cared about Su Lin, "Where did you fall?

Su Lin's tears of pain were about to flow out, "You, you first, get up first! Press, crush!"

"Huh?" Mu Xue looked puzzled.

"Down, down there!" Su Lin said, and Mu Xue reacted with a red face. No wonder she felt that there seemed to be something underneath, and she was always responding to her, which was very uncomfortable.

Mu Xue got up, and Su Lin felt better.

Still, he lay on the ground and didn't get up.

If you ask, you can't, then Surin will tell you if you want to try it yourself.

Wasn't there a news report that a girl pinched a Chinese paper ball, and then pinched the Chinese paper to death?

Moreover, Surin had heard a joke before.

Roughly like this, a few people are stranded on a desert island, they only have a bag of carrots by their side, and suddenly, a group of monkeys appear in the forest in front of them, and they want to catch a few to eat.

But the monkeys were too clever for them to catch.

One of them came up with a solution, and that was to use carrots.

He put the carrot underneath and started jumping while plucking the carrot.

The monkeys looked at him curiously, and at first they just watched, but don't the monkeys like to imitate people? Gradually, some monkeys began to jump with him, and they stroked and stroked together!

And as time went on, more and more monkeys joined in.

This man masturbates, and the monkey masturbates too. The faster the man strokes, the faster the monkey follows, as if in a game. The difference is that the man strokes the carrot, while the monkey strokes the ......

Neither side seemed to be admitting defeat, and suddenly it looked like they were at their limit. Suddenly, the man's hand holding the carrot slammed hard, and the carrot snapped.

Those monkeys also subconsciously broke hard, but they didn't break it, but they let out one after another screams, and they all fell to the ground one by one, screaming miserably.

Then the men walked over and caught the monkey, and they ate the monkey's meat!

This joke just tells us how much it hurts.

At the same time, this is also the reason why Su Lin bursts other people's balls at every turn.

Because, this is the weakness of all men, including, of course, Surin.

"Dad, what's wrong with you, why are you lying on the ground?" Hearing the movement in the kitchen, Xia Yuan ran over and couldn't help asking.

"Oh, I'm fine, I just accidentally slipped and fell!" Surin said a little embarrassed.

"Oh!" Xia Yuan nodded and said, "Dad, I'll help you up!"

"No need, I'll just do it myself!" Surin struggled to his feet, and then slowly walked out of the kitchen in a strange position.

Well, I believe that most men have had this experience with Surin. The butt pouted slightly, masking the previous reaction.

Looking at Su Lin's appearance, Mu Xue couldn't help but smile, and then began to wash the things that Su Lin hadn't washed.

"I'll go to the toilet first!" Su Lin said to Xia Yuan, and then walked into the toilet.

"Whew~!"

Su Lin let out a long sigh of relief, then unbuckled his trousers and looked at his injured little brother. Red, hideous.

Su Lin couldn't help but smile bitterly and said, "I've wronged you!"

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