Zhang Lin told me that the place he was going to this time was not ordinary. I asked him why he was not in the ordinary law, and he didn't answer, but just told me not to be afraid, and I said yes and got in the car with him.

The place I was going to was not very far from Xincun, but when I got off the bus, I was stunned!

This is a cemetery! The barren mountains and mountains are particularly terrifying.

I turned around and was about to go back, but Zhang Lin grabbed me and pulled me to the security guard's house guarding the cemetery.

I turned my head to play with my phone, and after Zhang Lin asked what was going on, he turned to me very calmly and said, "It's a zombie tonight." ”

"Zombie ...... "I was playing Everyday Love Elimination, and I was suddenly frightened by the word zombie, so much so that I didn't even have time, and the highest score in history was one step away." I was full of anger, gritted my teeth and said to Zhang Lin: "You hurt me and got the second one, how do you say to compensate? Just let me go home and don't say too much." ”

"Don't talk about that now, go home and don't talk about it. He snatched my phone and flipped through the address book.

"Ah, peek at my contacts, bring it. "I tried to grab my phone, but he blocked it, and I had to sit on the couch angrily with a silent gesture.

"Are you Wu Jinfeng, come here right now, the address is XXXXXXXX" He called Mo Crazy! I really don't know what he was doing, was he pulling the funeral?

"Why are you calling him?" I asked him, and he motioned for me to talk. It's talking again, is there something unseemly?

"You, Ji Ye, are the soil, I, Zhang Lin, are the wood, and he, Wu Jinfeng, is the gold. There are Dharma protectors in the Five Elements Array, understand?" he said.

"I don't understand. I said, "Isn't there still a difference between fire and water?"

"Fire is the candle and your talisman. Water is cinnabar water. I'll tell you this first, lest you don't understand anything later. "He said proudly, I think he's pretending to be a B......

Luckily, the security guard has a TV at home, so I can polish the rest of the time. The security house is also magnificent, a small cottage on the hill, there are chickens, ducks, dogs and cats in the yard, the only disadvantage is that it is too close to the grave.

I was ready for a long time, and Zhang Lin threw me a book to see how to draw the talismans myself. Yo, the author of the book turned out to be himself, and I really didn't see a ghost catcher who understood this. He's the son of a master of spells!

"I don't have a pen or paper, so please ask me how to draw. I turned to him and asked him, and he threw yellow paper and pen out of his large travel bag, this time using cinnabar water as ink. "Yo, take it with you. I joked that he ignored me and went out to survey the terrain.

While he was gone, I sneaked through his bag. There are quite a lot of things, what a mahogany sword, red rope, nails, boxes...... What is this? Is it dirt for ghost hunting?

"Mess around with something. "He suddenly appeared behind me and startled me. Then he took everything. One thing is left, that is, the pile of dirt.

"Don't say I'm scaring you, this pile of dirt was taken from the grave. ”

I'm grass! I'm starting to want to smell it! Luckily, I'm clever enough not to touch it. Eight or nine is not far from ten, this thing must be quite evil.

"What's the use of that?" I asked him.

"Ward off evil spirits!"

Something that is already evil is used to ward off evil spirits! Isn't your brain burned out......

I won't say that much, and turn to draw charms. I've been turning over for a long time, but I haven't turned to the spell against zombies. "What kind of charm?" I asked.

"The five elements and the aura. ”

"Oh. ”

I searched for a while and found out how to draw these charms. In a few moments, six charms were drawn. I was very satisfied with my charms, and I fantasized about whether I could get rid of this business in the future and become a painter, roar!

A very interesting phenomenon - the security guard's cat has been lying at the door and looking at me, not moving, but its eyes are very sharp. I walked over and teased it. But as soon as I touched it, it suddenly bowed and let out a low grunt. Even cats don't like me, I'm completely desperate!

It's dark. The mountain is especially secluded. It's also lonely to think about, and I don't know how the security guard survived after so many years. Keeping the grave company every day is that I'm crazy a long time ago.

Mo Crazy came at this time, and when he got out of the car, he called me and asked me to pick him up. I asked Zhang Lin to accompany me to pick him up. He was very happy to see us. "It's horrible, there's no one at night, and if you come to pick me up later, I'm afraid I'll already be in the car and go home." ”

It's strange for him to say this, how can the car be driven up, there will be no one. There was not a single light on the big night. Zhang Lin lent out the flashlight from the security guard's house, and we followed the light and walked forward. After walking for a while, I didn't see the security guard's house.

"It's so far, you're not wrong, are you? Mo Crazy said as he trembled. It was still hot just now, and now suddenly the temperature has dropped.

"No, the security guard's house is not so far away. I asked strangely and looked at Zhang Lin.

He wasn't ready to leave, so he said a few words: "Don't go, the ghost hits the wall." ”

"Ghost hitting the wall?" Mo and I were both surprised and scared, "How do you break it?"

"Pee. As he spoke, he unzipped his pants and peed. We did not dare to slow down, but we also spread with him.

After sprinkling, the scene in front of me blurred and changed to a different scene.

It turned out that we all walked past the security guard's house. Fortunately, I called Zhang Lin, if it was me and Mo Crazy who encountered such a situation, they would only shout while running crazy, and in the end, they might send the ghost to the mouth.

We turned back and went back to the security guard's house. The security guard had already set up a table of meals and was waiting for us to come back.

As soon as we entered, their cat kept staring at us fiercely, and the dog kept barking at us.

"Something is following. Zhang Lin said in a low voice, but let Mo Crazy hear it.

"Ahh

"Let's eat, and then we will have the strength to do things. "The security guard was kind enough to invite us to eat.

The dish is not very hearty, four bowls of white rice, a pot of seaweed soup, two appetizers, and one meat dish. We didn't say anything, and ate silently.

Zhang Lin suddenly asked me to draw another talisman and ask for a door rune.

"This still needs to be painted? Just stick a door god. I said.

"What nonsense, go quickly. He didn't say much.

When he turned to eat, I grimaced at him. Treat me fiercely, can I sue you for abuse.

Once you've finished drawing, sprinkle a little cinnabar water as usual. I consciously walked out and stuck it on the door of the security guard's house, and suddenly saw a wet thing on Mo Mad's back. You don't have to look closely, it must be a ghost.

I didn't see it, and as soon as I put on the charm, the ghost was suddenly stimulated, got off Mo Mad's back, and floated out.

I walked over casually, sat next to Mo Mad, and laughed weirdly. He looked at me strangely: "Do I have words on my face?"

"Yes, Wang Ba. I laughed.

"Roll the calf, you're only the eighth king. "He ignored me and buried himself in eating.

I couldn't help it, and laughed wildly, making the security guard and Mo crazy incomprehensible. Only Zhang Lin has been eating calmly. After laughing, I was hungry too. After binge, bring a few talismans, candles, and cinnabar water. Let's go!

When he arrived at the cemetery, Mo Mad almost ran away. We didn't say let him come here.

Zhang Lin didn't care about him, only said two words, and let Mo Crazy come back obediently: "You run, it's even worse if you run." Maybe you'll only see your corpse the next day. ”

This Zhang Lin said it enough, and Mo Crazy was so frightened that he kept squeezing in the middle.

"Bring the charm. Zhang Lin stretched out his hand, and I gave it to him one by one in the order of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. He placed the charm on the ground and nailed it with a nail, and finally formed a five-star shape.

"I'll give you the task of sprinkling cinnabar water on each grave separately. Zhang Lin handed the cinnabar water to Mo Mad, he looked at me, I looked at him, and he went reluctantly.

I was bored to death, and asked: "Zhang Lin, when do you say I will be able to play on my own, I always let you teach me now, and I can't reflect the demeanor of my future master." Again, he said briefly, "It's coming." ”

While we were talking, a scream came out: "Mom!"

As soon as I heard it, I knew that this was Mo Crazy.

He rushed to us from the grave at once, panting and saying, "Something has crawled out of the grave." ”

"It's coming so soon?" Zhang Lin stood up and looked.

I can understand, the zombies are coming. Many students have watched zombie movies, right? The zombies in it are jumping out one after another, moving slowly. But that's not the case with real zombies.

In a few moments, the zombies rushed over. The whole body was black, and the clothes on his body were in tatters. It's very different from what I saw in the movie.

Zhang Lin greeted him, and I knew what he was going to do - lure the fish to the bait.

Those zombies really had no brains, and they all rushed over. Zhang Lin smiled slightly, and in a flash, the zombie rushed into the Five Elements Array.

Once inside, they want to rush out.

"The Five Elements Array can't control you, no wonder why you crawl out of the grave and harm people. ”

Zhang Lin gave me a look, and I threw the aura talisman out.

"Confinement. I instinctively shouted.

All of a sudden, there was a light all around us. Maybe Mo Crazy can't see it, but I can see it, and there is a red light rising around me.

This aura talisman didn't burn, it didn't rise into the air, it just stuck to the ground.

The zombies gritted their teeth and roared. I thought they were in a hurry, but I didn't expect to think wrong. This time it didn't seal them up, but it made them move again.

"What's going on?" I asked Zhang Lin as I hid.

"It came so suddenly, I didn't light the .........candle," he said, and we saw that the candle had been trampled into powder by zombies. That's it!

Mo Mad was so frightened that as soon as the zombies came, he kicked them and threw the flashlights out of him.

"My day your grandmother, this won't die. "There was only one thing left in his hand - cinnabar water. Or was he thrown out.

The cinnabar water that landed on the ground made a "zizz" sound, and the zombies who were splashed by the water called out, as if they were angry, and they all roared and rushed towards us.

"No wonder I forgot to sprinkle the charm with water, the situation shouldn't have been like this. Zhang Lin suddenly came to his senses. Your sister, you almost killed us, but this time it was thanks to Mo Crazy that woke up Zhang Lin.

It's not an option to hide like this. I gritted my teeth, rushed forward with an arrow step, and tied up the zombie with a red rope with Zhang Lin. But in vain, the zombies were not affected.

"Is there a knife?" I nervously asked Zhang Lin next to me.

"Take it with you. He handed me a fruit knife. I followed the example of the movie and slashed at the heads of the zombies. "Poof!" the zombie's brains spurted out at once, and it was very disgusting. It turns out that I have worked hard for so long, and it has been in vain.

"Just let them tie up here?" I asked, wiping my brains from my head.

"No, we'll see you tomorrow. Zhang Lin said, "Is there still cinnabar water?"

Mo sighed madly, and then replied: "There is a little bit on your hand." ”

"Wipe it on the charm. ”

"Oh......"

Mo Mad smeared the only bit of cinnabar water in his hand on the charm one by one. The zombies were quiet.

"I don't think the Five Elements Array will stop you. Zhang Lin said, "Let's go, call it a day." ”

"Let's go!" we fought and had a good time, even though we almost lost our lives. After all...... I even shouted the spell order myself.

After returning to the security guard's house, the security guard was shocked: "It's done?"

Zhang Lin nodded.

We were all covered in sweat, and the security guard gratefully asked us to accept his two hundred yuan. I felt quite embarrassed, and I was about to shirk it, but Zhang Lin accepted the money.

"Take people's money and eliminate disasters for others, otherwise what are we doing in this business. Zhang Lin said to me.

"Okay, good, just divide it evenly. ”

"Divide your head equally, this is funding, none of us can move around. ”

Hey, whoever calls him Big Brother, I have nothing to say. After a day of labor, it's time to go to bed, and I don't know what will become of the decapitated zombies tomorrow morning.