Chapter 200: Brain Hole Advertising
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Chapter 200 Brain Hole Advertising
Drag racing, which originally means racing, is a bit complicated. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
The plot that Jiang Xia and they want to shoot is the extended meaning of drag racing.
The general plot is that Zhang Yan opened all the websites in a dim room, but the website was blocked and closed for some reason.
Ran Hou, Zhang Yan turned on Didi to drive on his behalf, looking for the old driver.
Yan Jiahe knocked on the door and came in, leaving a hard drive in the room, and opened it with all the blocked inappropriate content for children. It also comes with an A4 piece of paper, which is densely packed with ancestral codes.
After Zhang Yan received it, he raised his thumb excitedly and couldn't wait to open it.
is such a drag racing advertisement, Zhao Miao, Xu Fei, Feng Lin, Tongxi, Zhang Pengpeng, all of them have been pushed out of the door, not suitable for children, not suitable for women, because there is really such a hard disk, and there is really such an ancestral code of A4 paper.
In fact, when Jiang Xia saw these things, he was also confused.
He just mentioned it in the group, "Ranhou, there are really two more things today."
"Who bought this thing?" Jiang Xia asked.
"Shen Fatty. All the men said together.
Jiang Xia looked around, well, Shen Fatzi was not there, and he successfully carried the pot.
"By the way, Brother Jiang, you don't even have an ancestral code?" Zhang Yan said curiously, "It's very unscientific." ”
"Go, go, what do children know, is Jiang Xia a person who needs ancestral code? Such a local tyrant, it's not the same as us being poor, do you think he's like this, is there a girl missing around him?" Zhao Yongjiang said as he arched his mouth to the door.
Zhang Yan suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, Brother Jiang doesn't need these ancestral codes. ”
"I wasn't sure who it was, but now I'm sure. It's definitely stone. Jiangxia said.
Zhang Yan retorted: "It's not me alone, I have a share." ”
"Damn, why are you saying it? Zhao Yongjiang knocked Zhang Yan, and Yan Jiahe also worked hard.
Jiang Xia looked at Zhou Fan, they all had a share, and Zhou Fan also had a share. Zhou Fan raised his eyebrows rarely, giving him a look you know.
Again, Jiang Xia looked at Xu Yishen, could it be that this person also has a share?
Zhao Yongjiang saw Jiang Xia's eyes on the side, knew what he was thinking, and said directly: "I prove that on this piece of paper, Yishen contributed half." ”
"Don't be a man. Jiang Xia was extremely surprised.
Xu Yishen's face was calm, as if he didn't understand what was going on. Jiang Xia looked a little wrong. asked him: "Yishen, do you have a share?"
Xu Yishen nodded and said, "Yes, about half of it, I found it." ”
"Amazing, where did you get so much?" Jiang Xia was really shocked, "How many years have you been saving?"
Xu Yishen said seriously: "No, I asked my classmates yesterday, and Ranhou sent me a lot." What the hell does the ancestral code mean? Why don't I get it?"
"Then how do you ask?" Jiang Xia said curiously.
Xu Yishen said: "Ask directly, who has the ancestral code." Give me a little. They sent a lot. ”
Jiang Xia gave a thumbs up and said, "You will have an understanding day." ”
If he didn't explain to him, he couldn't explain it to him, it would bring bad children, after all, it was not a good thing.
In fact, Jiang Xia didn't expect that there was also an ancestral code in this world, and the ancestral code in the previous life originated from the online live broadcast platform Douyu. It would have been a directive. can make the video less stuck, and later extended to the number of small movies in island countries or websites that are not suitable for children.
The origin of this world, Jiang Xia didn't know, it was originally a try, everyone knows it. I even know it, and what I know is only an extension.
The number of a whole piece of paper densely packed, Jiang Xia dares to guarantee that if you download it all, you will definitely be able to fill a 2T hard disk.
Xu Yishen can ask for so many ancestral codes, Jiang Xia can guess what's going on. Just like him, he suddenly asked his classmates for this thing, and after changing Jiang Xia, he could also focus on contributing to his treasures, which was purely a bad taste that brought this kind of pure baby.
Zhao Yongjiang and the others have already made several copies of the entire paper, and they have also saved it in the computer, and they are not good for obscenity. Even people like Zhou Fan, who are about to get married, need a backup, and they are called prepared.
The filming process went smoothly, and it only took ng two times to pass, and ng was also a laugh. Can't think of xiàng, Yan Jiahe held the hard drive in one hand and the ancestral code in the other, and said seriously, "Didi driver serves you, our service purpose is to be inexpensive, convenient and fast, experienced in technology, safe and worry-free." Didi is used for driving, and the old driver drives and experiences 100%. "The model of such a line is too cola.
Even Jiang Xia, who perfected the script, was amused by the scene at that time. It's all recorded on the spot, and one person can't laugh, and if you dub it later, the dubbing will be distorted. And there is no one present who has studied dubbing, and if you don't have the right lip shape, it's even worse.
After finally finishing the recording, Jiang Xia opened the door and put the girls outside the door in and packed up the equipment together.
As soon as the door opened, the five girls shouted at Jiang Xia together: "Hooligans, perverts, big perverts." ”
Jiang Xia rolled his eyes, it wasn't the ancestral code and the mysterious hard disk he got it, there was a feeling that he was shot while lying down, but he was helpless, he made it ready.
What made Jiang Xia more relieved was that the five girls were all like this when they saw everyone, even Xu Yishen was lying down, and this serious baby was just about to explain, but Jiang Xia dragged him away.
You take out half of the ancestral code yourself, and you can't explain it clearly, and you can't explain it clearly.
After filming this segment, the next step is to go to the supermarket to shoot the shopping cart driver.
Zhang Pengpeng played the role of a pregnant woman, and Jiang Xia played the role of a substitute driver, pushing the shopping cart for her, serving her before and after, and helping to push the shopping cart next to her car until it was finished.
"Why did you ask me to play a pregnant woman? Does the old lady look like a pregnant woman?" Zhang Pengpeng protested.
Jiang Xia said: "Whatever, someone has to play anyway, right? ”
"Are you sure you don't have any dirty thoughts?" Zhang Pengpeng said with a look of disbelief.
Jiang Xia blinked his eyes and said cutely: "Can you think healthier? Do I look like that kind of person? Look at my eyes and say, do I look like that kind of person?
"Like. Zhang Pengpeng nodded.
Jiang Xia rolled his eyes, he didn't want to pay attention to Zhang Pengpeng, and he couldn't chat.
This shooting was in a supermarket that is not very high-end, and I communicated with people in advance and shot in the supermarket.
Zhang Pengpeng stuffed a pillow in her stomach, looking like a beer-bellied girl, not like a pregnant woman at all.
"Hey, Comrade Zhang Pengpeng, please act like a pregnant woman, you are not a middle-aged uncle with a beer belly. Jiang Xia complained.
Zhang Pengpeng immediately said unhappily: "Damn, you come to act, the old lady doesn't believe that you can play the image of a pregnant woman." The old lady has never been pregnant, how can she act?"
"Can you get pregnant once? Feng Lin said.
Zhang Pengpeng shouted: "Xiao Linzi, you also find fault, don't run, don't run." ”
After making a fuss for a while, Jiang Xia stuffed a pillow in his clothes, and said to Zhang Pengpeng: "Look at it, how can I play a pregnant woman." ”
I have to say that Jiang Xia acted quite similarly, the posture of the pregnant woman walking, her movements, and even her cautious demeanor were all vividly acted. When people look at it, they feel that this person is pregnant, and it is definitely not a beer belly.
Zhang Pengpeng and his gang were dumbfounded, damn it, this is okay?
Zhao Yongjiang instigated: "Jiangxia, you put on a woman's costume and play a pregnant woman, I don't think anyone can play like you, I guess even a real pregnant woman may not be better than you." ”
"Get out, Pengpeng, come and act. Jiang Xia said to Zhang Pengpeng.
Zhang Pengpeng had no reason this time, under the guidance of Jiang Xia, he corrected his demeanor little by little, and it took an hour, and he finally walked like that.
Looking at it, Jiang Xia shouted directly to start filming, anyway, the funny short video, it's almost enough.
This time, the filming process was slower, Zhang Pengpeng laughed frequently, and it was a bit funny to see Jiang Xia speaking politely. Usually Jiang Xia is not this style of painting, and I don't feel this way when shooting MVs, but now I suddenly feel funny.
Stumbling, after filming this, there is still tomorrow's go-karts and bumper cars that have not been filmed, and there is no shooting of a bicycle.
Tricycles, motorcycles, and electric vehicles are similar to bicycles, and bicycles are used instead.
I have to find two different people to come every time, and it is really not enough to rely on the people left behind. Thanks to Gong Shan's return tomorrow, otherwise this brain-clear advertisement will really not work.
On the way back in the evening.
Jiang Xia asked Zhang Pengpeng: "Pengpeng, I see if you like children very much." ”
"yes, I like kids. Zhang Pengpeng admitted, "The child is so cute, pink, and meaty." ”
"Aren't you going to give birth to one of your own?" Jiang Xia continued to ask.
"Who are you with?" Zhang Peng replied casually.
Jiang Xia nodded and said, "Yes, yes, follow me." ”
"Get out, my mother won't have children in this life, live by herself. Zhang Peng said.
"Uncle and aunt are going to hold their grandsons, don't you take the test for them?" Jiang Xia continued.
Zhang Pengpeng stopped the car and said, "Did my parents call you again?"
"Aang. Jiang Xia nodded.
Zhang's father and Zhang's mother called him a lot, urging Jiangxia to make progress faster and make a child out quickly.
Zhang Pengpeng pointed at Jiang Xia and said: "Next time they call you again, you can tell them, what I said, let me have a child, unless I die." Do you understand?"
"Yes, yes, but isn't it too much of a break for the old man to say that?" Jiang Xia asked.
Zhang Pengpeng said: "Then what do you say I should do?"
"I don't know. Jiangxia said.
Zhang Pengpeng suddenly approached Jiang Xia and said, "You help me deal with the past, can you succeed?"
"Why, it's no good to help you cope with the past. Jiang Xia refused, "Moreover, I can't say it, it's not easy for your parents, just like looking at your grandson, why don't you ......"
Jiang Xia's words didn't come out, because Zhang Pengpeng kissed him on the face.
"Is this okay? Help the old lady deal with it, I'm really annoyed by them. Zhang Peng said.
Jiang Xia blinked and said, "Let's do it again." ”
"Get out!"
(To be continued.) )
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