"You have polio, aren't you?" The carefully prepared plan almost ruined the grandson of Sherdon, and I naturally did not have a good face, so I didn't care about arousing Xie Tianci's suspicions, and dragged this freak to the corner and counted it down, who knew that this grandson was so bold as to tell me what the angle of force, the area of the volley, the trajectory of the parabola in motion, and so on, and finally concluded that his swing was entirely due to the direction of the wind, the sun's rays, The influence of the lodging orientation of the turf and the deflection of the Earth's magnetic field is by no means the fault of our great scientist and athlete Xie Er, if you don't believe me, you can read a paper published on the Internet a few years ago about the susceptibility of ball games to various environmental factors on the field.

I seem to have heard of this set of theories somewhere, and then I remembered that in recent years, every time the national football team loses or plays an own goal, it will extract one or two essence paragraphs from Ya's paper as an excuse for losing humiliatingly......

"Hey, you still can't play, and you won't be allowed to leave the course until you finish eighteen holes after teeing off!" exclaimed thanks to God's gloating.

"Okay, okay," I compromised to Sherdon, "whether you were affected by the deflection of the Earth's magnetic field or because Neptune's orbit interfered with your swing, it's okay to overcome it, right?

"Rest assured, the blank variable that will inevitably appear in the process of correcting the deviation just now will inevitably hit after readjustment. Xie Erdong confidently carried the club to the tee, and I said uneasily: "Also, hold the club tightly! Don't spin under your feet! The black dog stood so far away from you just now that it was almost opened, what should I do if you want to open the ball again this time?"

On the second swing, Sherdon, the madman, finally did not receive the influence of the geomagnetic deflection, and with an extremely awkward and ugly posture and the power to bend the club, he shoveled the ball and the turf together, and the dirt and weeds sprinkled Sherdon's head all over his face, and the ball flew straight up and down into the sky.

According to this flight trajectory, it would be good if the ball could roll ten meters away when it landed, but fortunately, I didn't have much hope for the motor nerves of Xie Erdon's grandson, so I reluctantly gestured to the black dog standing on the side, and the black dog didn't care about wiping off the dirt and grass roots in his hair, and quietly reached out to the ball in the sky.

I looked around with a weak heart, for fear that someone would see the flaw, but as soon as I turned my head, I bumped into Wang Xiaohan's blazing gaze, I quickly turned my head and pretended to be fine, but I could still feel the suspicious eyes stabbing me in the back.

"Heh, the novice is really lucky!" Xie Tianci said sourly, Xie Erdon's ball jumped and rolled out of the fairway before stopping in front of the green, which was better than this kid's first shot, and the second ancestor, who had never suffered a loss since he was a child, was naturally uncomfortable.

"But the luck of the newbies won't last long, so don't forget to fill in the holes you shoveled. With a few words, the grandson got into the golf cart and chased his ball, leaving us to discuss with the course staff about compensation while filling in the pits, and worrying about whether Wang Xiaohan's girl saw the flaws.

With cheating, we saved all the balls that Xie Erdong hit to the bunkers, ponds, and woods, and tried to let the balls fall into the hole in an arc that did not arouse suspicion, but even then I couldn't see any hope of us winning, firstly, because Xie Tianci had practiced this aristocratic sport since childhood, and the technique was really good, and secondly, because Xie Erdon's batting level was too bad, you can just hit the bunker pond, and we can barely save it if the strength is strong enough, but what should we do with the ball that flew backwards?

In this way, the first three holes were played, Xie Erdong was four strokes behind his brother, and the gap was gradually widening, and what was worse was that I had already determined that Wang Xiaohan began to suspect us of cheating, and her eyes had been wandering back and forth in front of the club, golf ball, and Xie Erdon, looking for clues of our cheating, so that Xie Tianci, who had a small belly, was jealous, and vowed to play at a super level and beat us to the ground at a high level.

"How did you do that?" Wang Xiaohan walked under our parasol and sat down at the end of the three-hole break, and asked us straight to the point.

"What are you talking about?" I quibbled, "I don't understand." ”

"Give me the ball. Wang Xiaohan didn't pay attention to me at all, and stretched out his hand directly to Li Mo.

Li Heigou subconsciously wanted to hide, but he was immediately cowardly when he was glared at by this little aunt, and obediently handed over the ball, Wang Xiaohan took the golf ball and looked left and right, and asked while looking: "Is it equipped with a gyroscope?

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't have evidence!" I was a little angry, and more importantly, a little weak-hearted.

Wang Xiaohan raised his eyebrows: "Then do you want me to cut this ball open and inspect it?"

"Don't, don't!" I quickly softened and pleaded with the little aunt with a sneer: "You all know how we cheat, why do you have to embarrass us? Your fiancé is so difficult for us beginners, and you don't allow us to use some means?"

"I don't care about your boring game," Wang Xiaohan heard the word "fiancé", frowned and looked at the golf ball in his hand: "I'm interested in how you implanted the gyroscope into the golf ball, this ball is printed with the logo of the golf course, indicating that you did not prepare in advance, but implanted the gyroscope in a short time after getting the ball and successfully used it to manipulate the game, but you didn't bring any tools, nor did you destroy the appearance of the ball, how did you implant such a complex instrument as the gyroscope?"

"Why are you asking so much?" Xie Erdon, who was sweaty from the sun, and had just been scolded by me for playing too stinky, said angrily while snorting his drink: "Although strictly speaking, those who are engaged in technology research and development are not considered scientists, but they should also know the technical secrets of respecting others, right?

I can't wait to drown this grandson face down in the cup, people are grabbing the handle, you still talk so impulsively, looking for death, isn't it!?

As a result, it turns out that the biological world is always one thing descends to one thing, Xie Erdong's evil voice and evil spirit, seeing the attitude that makes people want to kick their feet, actually made Wang Xiaohan very useful, the girl explained with a little embarrassment: "I'm just curious......" Seeing Xie Erdong continue to stink, he was embarrassed to ask again.

"What now?" I quickly diverted the topic and said to Jiang Shasha and Rong'er: "We can't win if we continue like this, I originally expected Xie Erdong's grandson to improve his ball skills after playing a few balls, but now it seems that he is too optimistic......"

"Hey!!" Xie Erdong shouted dissatisfiedly, signaling himself to listen next to him, listen to it, Lao Tzu doesn't eat your set!

"Then what else can I do?" Rong'er replied not very enthusiastically, she naturally knew that we had exhausted our magic weapon throughout the competition, but still couldn't save Xie Erdon's poor technical level: "Can we still stumble on each other's tricks?"

"Actually...... it's okay," Wang Xiaohan suddenly said: "The rules of the golf game stipulate that unless the ball is damaged or cannot be recovered due to force majeure, it is not allowed to change the ball halfway, as long as I help you bring the ball from God, you can naturally do it." ”

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