"I'm back. Ｘ”

It was already 5:40 p.m. when he returned to Dongning Village after all his efforts, and Emperor Wu stood at the entrance of the village for a while and let out the above exclamation.

Yanghai is the hometown of Emperor Wu, and its GDP ranks first among the twelve cities in the province.

Dongning Village is a small village of 100 households in Puliang County, and most of the villagers have been farming for generations.

There are very few college students like Emperor Wu who break out, but the young people who go out do not mix up, which makes the "theory of the uselessness of reading" very popular here.

In the past year, fate has had ups and downs, and Emperor Wu's life has been full of twists and turns, ups and downs, and now it is finally going to be stable, and it is an almost perfect model.

On the night of Emperor Wu's birth, dozens of meteors crossed the sky, the street lamps at the entrance of the village that had been broken for more than half a year were suddenly lit, the whole village chickens and dogs barked wildly for a night, the next morning, there was inexplicable smoke on the mountain, and then the old Wu family came to a seventy-year-old Taoist priest, who just entered the door and knocked his head, saying that the child was the Jade Emperor descending to earth.

Emperor Wu's parents had been farming for most of their lives, and they believed in these very much. In addition, compulsory education was not popularized at that time, and the glory of ** had not yet shone into the small mountain village, so the name "Emperor Wu" was born.

was also deceived by this fake Taoist priest into taking away eight "foursomes" and a roast chicken.

When he grew up and understood some English, he found that the English translation of "Emperor Wu" was "nogod", which means that there is no Jade Emperor!

After that, the well-informed one was "No Brother", and called him Li Lianying. At first, Emperor Wu didn't know what was going on, and thought the nickname was quite smooth, but later he saw a real person in the Little Sunflower Monthly, and went to school to eliminate the nickname with his fists.

On the night of Emperor Wu's full moon, his parents summed up on the kang that the Jade Emperor was a god in the sky, and we couldn't treat him badly, so Wu Jianjun went to the Xinhua Bookstore ten miles away to buy a copy, and came back and put it in his arms like a golden lump, and took it home for his son to sleep on his pillow.

As a result, there was something wrong with the pillow, and now Emperor Wu still has a small acne on the back of his neck, which is the sequelae, and it hurts every time the pillow hits a hard object.

When he was nine years old, Emperor Wu heard about the old Taoist priest for the first time.

Ask my parents, since I am the Jade Emperor, then this old Taoist priest wants to give me money, how can I see the employees of the group boss who does not give gifts.

Later, the "Little Jade Emperor" had been spent carefree until his first-grade homeroom teacher vaguely told Wu Jianjun the fact that Emperor Wu liked to lift girls' skirts.

Wu Jianjun realized that his son was not the Jade Emperor, but a little hooligan who might threaten social stability.

After that, the "Jade Emperor" fell into the world and lived a mortal life, being beaten every day like an ordinary child.

Emperor Wu's family lives at the foot of the innermost row of mountains in the village, there is a large wooden board on the roof, which is particularly eye-catching from the outside of the village, and some unknown symbols are painted on it, which is more than 20 years ago to ask the "masters" to leave a "Tongshen card" to bless Emperor Wu.

As Emperor Wu fell into the mortal dust, no one cared about it anymore, let it fall into dust, and now it has become the home of a nest of magpies.

After getting off the long-distance bus, he called his father and said that he would arrive home in an hour, Wu Jianjun and Li Yu were very happy, and the villagers who believed in the "useless theory of reading" blew up after hearing about it, and they all wanted to see what the children who went out to study looked like.

When Emperor Wu went out, he went to the country's first-class South China University, which is the cradle of entrepreneurs in China.

When the villagers heard that the old Wu family child was learning invertebrate linguistics, they extended their thumbs up.

In this isolated mountain village, no one knows what invertebrates are, and no one cares if they can speak human language.

Emperor Wu's house was in the innermost, and on the way home, he almost had to pass the greetings of the whole village.

Back then, Emperor Wu went to college, and the Wu family borrowed tens of thousands of yuan. If there is a college student in someone's family, then his family must live in the most dilapidated house.

On the way from the entrance of the village to their home, the simple villagers were stunned and didn't recognize this little young man who was a little drunken as the child of the old Wu family they had been looking forward to for a long time, thinking that the son of an uncompetitive family had become a gangster.

When I returned home, it happened that my uncle was also there.

The uncle's name is Wu Jianmin, he is bitter and mean, looks down on Emperor Wu's family, and often slanders his two brothers behind his back.

The old Wu brothers and a younger sister, the younger sister married to a neighboring village, and the three brothers settled down in Dongning Village.

Since the death of Emperor Wu's grandparents, they have been making trouble about property, and it was originally divided equally between three plots of land and one for each family.

As a result, the uncle's family felt a loss and wanted to monopolize it, so they went to Emperor Wu's house twice in three days to make trouble.

Emperor Wu's uncle died early, and only his aunt and two daughters were left in the family, the eldest daughter got married, and the younger daughter was about the same age as Emperor Wu and worked in the county.

The uncle relied on his two sons, and he was not afraid of heaven and earth, so he had to snatch the land of the two elder brothers.

Emperor Wu's father, Wu Jianjun, was honest and didn't want his neighbors to see jokes, so he kept putting up with his brother.

"Second brother, it's not that I have to ask for this money, it is clear in the will, three pieces of land belong to me, and my father's 20,000 yuan also belongs to me, what do you and the boss mean by being occupying it all the time?"

Walking into the courtyard, Emperor Wu heard the noise inside.

"Mom and Dad. ”

"The son is back, come into the house. Li Yu hurriedly stepped forward to open the door of the main house for his son, in the countryside, whoever has a boy will speak hard.

"Yo, Xiao Rui is back, can't stay in the big city?"

Xiao Rui is the nickname of Emperor Wu. Wu Jianjun and his family did not spread the news of their son's trip to Australia, so as not to gossip about others.

After a period of greetings, Emperor Wu went straight to the point, "Uncle, I heard what I said just now, and I was also present when my grandfather left." You take this fake will out and are not afraid of hurting the heavens and reason?"

Hearing the sound of "bang", the uncle and daughter-in-law came in angrily from outside the door, pointed to Emperor Wu's nose and began to scold, "How can you talk this kid, it is written here in black and white, you say it is a fake?

Emperor Wu became angry in an instant, but he still suppressed his temper, after all, he was his elder.

Li Yu was kind-hearted, shed tears on the side, Wu Jianjun couldn't do it, he picked up the mop and was going to beat his brother and daughter-in-law.

Wu Jianmin immediately scuffled with his brother.

"Alright!" Emperor Wu stepped forward and broke the two of them apart and yelled.

Because of the spirit of Shennong, Emperor Wu's strength surprised the uncle.

Working in the field allowed Wu Jianmin to practice all his strength, but he couldn't break one of the arms of Emperor Wu, who seemed to be thin.

Cowardly of his nephew's strength, Wu Jianmin's mood eased.

"Uncle, aunt, I believe that you will not do such a hurtful thing, it must be that we have a misunderstanding, you can rest assured, I will definitely give you an explanation tomorrow. ”

Emperor Wu said this, but he had other plans in his heart, just to stabilize the two uncles.

Li Jianmin saw that there were steps down, and hurriedly smiled and said: "Xiao Rui is a scholar, why should the family hurt the harmony?"

Sent them away, comforted his parents, and while preparing lunch, Emperor Wu pushed the family's bicycle and went out.

Li Yu hadn't talked enough to his son, and he didn't know where his son was going, so he took a "serve the people" before leaving