Chapter 38: Molting
As an ordinary person who has never seen much of the world since I was a child, the strange people and wonders I have encountered are basically limited to the field of mathematics, such as going out to school early in the morning, but deliberately slowing down to let my brother catch up with his arrogant Xiaoming; another example is the confused breeder who has to put chickens and rabbits in a cage and cannot distinguish mammals from poultry by the characteristics of his head and feet; and the irresponsible swimming pool manager who has no sense of resource conservation and has to turn on the faucet and the faucet together......
Since then, I have known that mathematics is a rigorous and wonderful, wonderful field, and we mortal scum are still respectful of this field, and today's encounter just proves my hypothesis, we were actually abused into dogs by a fourteen-year-old rabbit cub with the simplest and most inconspicuous addition and subtraction!
Fortunately, there is a more genius and intelligence on our side, and at the same time, the perverted Cheng Dù is better than this secondary two teenager Xie Erdon, easily caught the bear child's sixteen-digit addition and subtraction offensive, and with a contemptuous sentence of "You are too slow" ,The crystal clear glass heart of the second middle school boy slammed to the ground and stepped on a kick,It is conceivable that what will be shown in front of us next,It must be a peak brain duel,Two math monsters will definitely show us the brainstorming based on the high-level application of the four operations,Fight it out with a mysterious combination of digital characters,Thinking of this, I unconsciously shrank back,In case of a while, one of these two guys will explode like a ripe rotten watermelon。 Stand far away so as not to splash blood......
"Dare I say I'm slow!?" The first thing to attack was the arithmetic board whose dignity had been trampled on: "I was a little slower today because I was distracted and dealt with a few of you at the same time! It seems that you have to be more serious!154......"
"1548008755920!" Xie Erdong looked disdainful: "I can use the recursive measurement method to perform delay-free operations within the Fibonacci number series within 1,300 digits." And you...... It's just hard calculations based on good memory, and you may be able to keep up with the first 600 calculations. After six hundred, you are no better than Wu Di's lying there......"
"Wow, yes, yes!" The little rabbit cub was so angry by Xie Erdon's provocative words that he screamed, and I also pointed at the grandson's nose and scolded: "If you scold people, you will scold people, what do you compare with Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu recruited you to provoke you?"
As a genius with strong self-esteem, the most unbearable thing is to be despised in the field he is good at, so the little fat man is angry with the abath, and suddenly sped up his calculation speed, and roared like a cannon: "2504730781961!4052739537881!6557470319842!......"
“80653049393,1304969544928657。 From a numerical point of view, Xie Erdon's arithmetic is obviously faster, and he even has the leisure to tease his opponent: "I thought you just didn't know how to measure recursively, but I didn't expect that you wouldn't even know how to calculate vector three-dimensional accumulation, and you haven't read a graduate degree in mathematics yet, right?"
Even I thought that this kid Sheldon was a little too mean, and I could imagine what the arithmetic board looked like as the subject of the attack, only to see the green tendons on the forehead of this little rabbit cub jumping suddenly, and the artificial nerves stuck to the heads of several of us suddenly shrank and broke away from the scalp. Divided into two strands to roll towards himself and Sherdon, he actually wanted to concentrate all his attention on a two-person duel with Sherdon!
The nerves are attached to the head, and the index and middle fingers of both hands are put together, and the temples on both sides of the head are pressed hard. The expression on his face was so hideous that he couldn't poop for three days, and he didn't have to think about it to know that this kid was brewing a big move.
This kind of force is really effective, and Sheldon frowned slightly as if he smelled something: "Gravitation-celestial equation of motion? Or is it a weak-field approximation of Einstein's field." I don't see if you're a bit capable. ”
I interjected weakly: "Uh...... Is this a mathematical formula or the name you two have given to your Musou move?"
"Shut up!" both of them yelled at me at the same time, with an impatient look on their faces when they were being disturbed by the scumbags when they were climbing the peak of math problems.
"Hmph. This is just the beginning!Look at my correction of Neptune's magnetic deviation gravitational field!",
"Let's try my Merson primes first—the endless search!"
So, the two freaks have the same expression in the same pose. Glaring at each other at each other's temples, as if they were going to blow each other's heads off with their minds, they left a bunch of us aside, not knowing whether to cheer them on or simply ignore them as if they were stale air.
Because the abacus board concentrated all its attention on dealing with Xie Erdon, an opponent of equal strength, naturally there was no extra attention to suppress us, and I was groggy for a while after I was freed, and my 386 brain, which was led astray by the Core i7, finally returned to normal operation, and I suddenly thought, why did I look at these two freaks with big eyes and small eyes? Even if I didn't rush up and cut down the junior high school boy with a well-developed mind and limbs, we could also let go of that dwarf monster first?
Unfortunately, I was not the only one who came up with this idea, and the barbed tongue came at me again without warning, and the little dwarf launched a sneak attack before me.
Agile roll on the spot, dodging the attack that is not very threatening, I jumped up with one hand without saying a word and rushed towards the nesting doll sitting in the chair, I have seen clearly just now, this kid's whole copy is on a tongue, the arms and legs that are not too long are ornaments, as long as we are close, the victory or defeat is a matter of a punch!
Seeing me rushing at a gallop, the matryoshka seemed panicked, retracted her tongue and moved her hands and feet clumsily to jump off the chair and escape, but his hands and feet were short, and they were bloated and disproportionate, so he naturally couldn't move as freely as ordinary people.
Bang! My confident black tiger heart fell into the air, punching a hole in the back of the chair, and the little dwarf actually jumped high and flew out behind him at the last moment, so close, I didn't even see how he jumped so high, let alone how it was possible for such short legs and feet to jump so high!
But forget it, if you can't think about it, you don't want to, anyway, this kid can't escape, I disdain to sneer, and there was already a crisp sound of Jiang Shasha's gun loading behind me, and then there was a boom, and the white steam cannonball came first, and it was in the middle of the nesting doll that could not be dodged in mid-air, and then suddenly exploded and wrapped a qiē in the scorching mist.
"Hmph, it's so easy to win......" I whispered to myself, I have personally learned the power of Jiang Shasha's steam cannonballs, a little dwarf was hit by the door, and he definitely couldn't survive......
As expected, the matryoshka doll was blown away by the explosion and stuck directly against the wall, making a disgusting soft collapse sound, I only glanced at it and didn't want to look at it, the picture was so flat, like a skin......
"Hey, hey!" The iconic strange laugh suddenly sounded overhead, and the voice of the nesting doll came straight out: "This useless thing of the arithmetic board............!