Chapter 40: Funny? Unlucky?
Item description:
[Favor of the God of Funny]: A one-time consumable item, the God of Fun will not easily favor ordinary people, and it is not ordinary to favor it. In the show you appear in, the god of comedy will do his best to show favor to you.
This introduction, what is it!
There's no dry stuff at all, but you can tell me something specific.
Shen Zhengyuan looked at the items drawn out of the system speechlessly, a card with a smiling face, and contacted the simulated introduction given by the system, estimating that maybe, probably making people funny, right?
After all, if you are serious, he has only drawn three prizes.
Looking at the lottery items this time, Shen Zhengyuan's expression was a little uncertain. If he followed his initial thoughts, he naturally hoped that he would most like to draw an item like the [Star Presence Card] he used last time, and he would be able to solve the problem in front of him immediately. However, the lottery is not something he can control, and he won a puzzled [Favor of the God of Funny].
[Popularity]: 807
Glancing up at the top of the system, the popularity was still growing, but it was obviously far from enough for him to use for the next draw.
Why don't you use it?
With the experience of the previous skill [Lingering Voice], Shen Zhengyuan would not abandon the card because he couldn't figure out the purpose of [Favor of the God of Funny]. Anyway, I can't find a better way to do it now, and there is no use for holding things in my hand, so Shen Zhengyuan's heart couldn't help but have the idea of using it directly.
Just use it, and there's nothing to lose anyway.
This kind of item with unknown meaning only takes up space, so Shen Zhengyuan used it without the slightest hesitation. As soon as the thought moved, the card that was originally lying quietly in the inventory immediately turned into a white light and rushed into Shen Zhengyuan's body with lightning speed.
Immediately after, Shen Zhengyuan felt a warm current surging in his body, and there seemed to be infinite power surging, all kinds of thoughts flashed in his mind, and everything in the world seemed to become obvious in his eyes - of course, this was impossible.
In fact, Shen Zhengyuan didn't feel anything at all.
Did it work, or didn't it work?
I can't see the effect left and right, and Shen Zhengyuan can't be sure for a while, so he can only pray that this [Favor of the Funny God] won't be too pitiful.
However, soon Shen Zhengyuan will find out that this [Favor of the God of Funny] is not too pit, but quite a pit.
There was less than an hour before the official recording time of "Please Refrigerator", and Shen Zhengyuan returned to the studio.
It's just that compared to a few hours ago, there is obviously something different about his dress.
"Well, you say, isn't the president a little different from what I just saw? ”
"Well, I'll see, the clothes have changed, the hairstyle has changed, I must have washed my hair. ”
"Why did you suddenly change your clothes and hairstyle?"
"Who knows, maybe the president suddenly wanted to change his look on a whim. ”
The staff couldn't guess Shen Zhengyuan's thoughts, but in fact, Shen Zhengyuan himself didn't take the initiative to change his appearance, he was suddenly haunted just now, and nothing went well, first when he was walking on the TV station, he was suddenly hit by the staff of the station with a cup of coffee, and planned to wash in the bathroom, but he encountered a faucet failure and sprayed water directly, drenching him to the cold, and then .......
In short, the whole process is to be more unlucky and unlucky, it is simply singable and crying, a handful of bitter tears, and pulling it out can be a chapter.
encountered this unlucky thing one after another, if it was once or twice, Shen Zhengyuan could still blame him on an accident, after all, people, there are always a few days of bad luck every month. However, one after another, Shen Zhengyuan immediately thought of the [Favor of the God of Funny] that was used.
Then, he wanted to cry without tears, and co-authored, all of this was his own guilt.
It's just that you are a funny god or an unlucky god, how can you find unlucky things for him. This is only a long way from the TV station corridor to the "Please Refrigerator" studio, and how many bullshit things have been done to yourself.
Shen Zhengyuan doesn't understand, in fact, sometimes in variety shows, the more unlucky the performance, the more it can create variety show effects. You don't see Lee Kwang-so, the giraffe in "Running Man", isn't he famous for his unlucky image.
It's just that Shen Zhengyuan's bad luck was not shown in variety shows, so he was pure bad luck.
Let your hands be cheap, let your hands be cheap!
Thinking about the joint, Shen Zhengyuan really wanted to go back to a few hours ago, when he had just drawn the [Favor of the God of Funny] in front of him, and directly gave him a slap in the face, telling him not to use this unlucky thing.
It's a pity that Shen Zhengyuan can't travel through time and space, and at the same time, he is reluctant to slap himself.
Then, Shen Zhengyuan re-read the previous introduction, and came to the conclusion that first of all, this unlucky, no, no, it is the god of comedy who is indeed favored by it, and it is simply a death desire for him. Secondly, the real timing of the use of this card seems to be when it is in the show.
Then, Shen Zhengyuan pondered for a while, on the one hand, there was a lack of guests in the show, and on the other hand, he was unlucky and needed to appear in a show, so that his [Favor of the God of Funny] could work in the right direction and eliminate bad luck. Although, these unfortunate processes are not what he needs, but judging from the results, it is a win-win.
It not only solves the problem of the guests of "Please Refrigerator", but also pulls himself out of the unlucky situation.
"President, the chefs have arrived. ”
"What about the two MCs?"
Jung Hyung-don was already changing clothes in the lounge, and Kim Sung-joo also called to say that he had arrived at the door of the TV station. ”
Thirty minutes before the official start of filming of the show, the members and hosts of the show had already come to the TV station.
"President, the fixed members and hosts of the ......" have arrived, but the guests guaranteed by Shen Zhengyuan are nowhere to be seen, Jin Dazhou hesitated for a moment and asked: "...... new guest candidates?"
"The assistant director of Dazhou. ”
"Yes, President. ”
"You are asking the guests at this time, is it too late, even if I invite a new guest, but what about the refrigerator? Do you have a way to move the guest's refrigerator to the TV station in half an hour?"
"No, you can't. Jin Dazhou couldn't raise his head a little because of what Shen Zhengyuan said, so he could only ask with a look of shame and annoyance: "Then president, wait a minute, what should I do about the show, if there are no guests." ”
Therefore, I decided to personally serve as the first guest of "Please Refrigerator" to show my support for the show as the president. "The employees at the bottom are not strong, and Shen Zhengyuan, as the president, can only work more. Someone said, since the people under his command are so useless, then why don't you just fire them all and change them to usable.
The key is that Al Jazeera doesn't have so many people available, didn't a group of people leave because of Shen Dasheng's accident some time ago, and now Park Zhihao is instigating a strike and pulling away a group of employees from the variety show department. Shen Zhengyuan's current filming team is all improvised, from other departments of the TV station and the rest of the rabble in the variety show department.
With such a team, don't expect too much, and everything will be fine if it can play a former role.
"But the president, even if you act, but the refrigerator. "Even if Shen Zhengyuan starred in "Please Refrigerator", the guests are there, but what should I do if the refrigerator is available.
Hearing this, Shen Zhengyuan pointed to the refrigerator in the studio and said, "The refrigerator is not ready-made, there is one." ”
"But, President, this is the guest's refrigerator. ”
"Deputy Director of Dazhou, if you think like this, where is this?"
"The studio of 'Please Refrigerator'. ”
"Where's the studio? ”
"Al Jazeera. ”
"Who is Al Jazeera for?"
"It's you, the president. ”
"Since the whole of Al Jazeera is mine, and this fridge is in the TV station, it's ......"
"So the refrigerator is the president. ”
"Understood?" Shen Zhengyuan nodded, looking at Jin Dazhou with a teachable expression.
"Understood, wait a minute, president, let me slow down. ”