Chapter 4 The Lazy System
"I figured it out, I could have you so beautiful. Such a virtuous wife, this is God loves me, I don't need to be inferior to anything, what I should do is to change myself, let myself become a man who can be worthy of you, instead of letting people say anything 'flowers are stuck in cow dung', I want to make you proud of having a man like me, all I have to work hard, I want to change myself ......"
Ye Rongrong said to Liu Jingqing very seriously, this is also Ye Rongrong's goal in his heart, as long as the "lazy system" this time does not destroy himself humanely If you really can't live in such a chaotic way anymore, you are also the head of the family now, and you should take this responsibility, instead of putting the responsibility of this family on this wife who is less than twenty years old, Ye Rongrong has been wandering in the big city outside for more than a month, and knows that a girl of his wife's age is still a girl who has not grown up in the city.
And his wife is so beautiful, how can she do those farm jobs in the countryside, if she gets tanned and has calluses on her hands, it's not good, women are men's faces, she has such a beautiful wife, I don't know how many people in the village are jealous, I don't want my wife to become as black as those peasant women in the village, stout, ugly and dead.
Ye Rongrong was even thinking that the reason why the men in the village who went out to work didn't come back much was probably because they didn't want to see their own black-faced mother-in-law.
However, as soon as he wanted to go to the field and farm by himself, Ye Rongrong immediately denied it, he had never done these jobs, and he would not come, in fact, even if he could, Ye Rongrong didn't want to do it, after all, for a lazy man who was already lazy, he would definitely not do it if he was asked to do these heavy jobs all of a sudden, even if he did it, it would be three minutes of heat.
"Huh, really?"
Liu Jingjing smiled with some suspicion, for Liu Jingqing, no matter whether Ye Rongrong's words are true or false, at least Liu Jingqing believes very much that Ye Rongrong is really in love with himself, and his previous performances are just that he feels unworthy of himself and is afraid of losing his inferiority complex.
Liu Jingqing thinks that these are enough, and now she doesn't want anything, she just wants a husband who loves her, and everything else is not important, doesn't she say that "women are sensual animals"?
Liu Jingqing feels that as long as he is a man who stops beating and scolding himself in the future, he doesn't expect this man to support this family, although Liu Jingqing knows that he is a weak woman, but with the belongings left by his parents-in-law, it is enough to support himself and himself, a lazy man.
A year and a half of rural life has worn out Liu Jingqing's dream, and now he just wants to live, live a plain life with his own man, and grow old slowly, maybe when he is seventy or eighty, he will have the courage to return to his own home, tell his relatives that he is still alive, marry a farmer, and become a real peasant wife.
"Really, wife, I will let you live a happy life in the future, if I can't let you live a happy life, let you go out and be killed by thunder, choke to death by drinking water, and sleep ......" In order to make Liu Jingqing believe in his words, Ye Rongrong began to launch a poisonous oath.
"Husband, don't swear anymore, I believe you. ”
Liu Jingjing stopped Ye Rongrong from swearing poison, anyway, Liu Jingqing was really moved in her heart, and she also opened her mouth to call Ye Rongrong "husband", this is the first time that Liu Jingjing has been married to Ye Rongrong for more than a year, and he has called Ye Rongrong "husband".
"Wife, what did you call me just now? I heard me right?" Ye Rongrong asked very excitedly and stupidly.
"Husband!" Liu Jingqing said with a smile.
"Wife, you smile so beautifully, like a fairy!"
Ye Rongrong looked at Liu Jingqing obsessively and said, Ye Rongrong never dreamed that he would get such a beautiful and fairy-like wife, even if more than a year has passed, Ye Rongrong still feels so unreal, like a dream.
"Then you now have a fairy-like wife, are you happy?"
Liu Jingqing asked happily, he didn't expect that this man would also say sweet things, how nice it would be if he could do this every day, Liu Jingqing thought to himself.
"Happy!" Ye Rongrong said happily.
"Congratulations to the host for completing the first task of the lazy system, and the system has started to bind ......"
"The lazy system has been successfully bound and has begun to detect the basic situation of the host, please wait patiently for ......" Ye Rongrong's mind sounded with a pleasant voice synthesized electronically.
"Husband, why are you looking at me so stunned?"
Liu Jingqing said with a little blush, being looked at by his man so stunned, even if he has been in bed with this man for more than a year, Liu Jingqing is still a little shy.
"Hehe, who made my wife beautiful. ”
Ye Rongrong, who came back to his senses, whispered, Ye Rongrong didn't know what was going on today, his level of speech was so much higher, you must know that he basically couldn't say a few words to his wife before, and some just picked her up, still went to the bed, and pounced on him to occupy ~ There is her.
"I hate it!" Liu Jingqing said with a red face and duplicity.
"Wife, I probably drank too much yesterday, and now my head still hurts, and I want to go back to the house and lie down for a while. ”
In order to figure out the "lazy system" in his body, Ye Rongrong wanted to go back to the house and quietly figure it out alone, after all, this is the most important thing for Ye Rongrong now.
"Go, I'll call you again at noon. ”
Liu Jingqing said, after marrying Ye Rongrong for so long, Liu Jingqing knows very well that this man is a lazy man, and he doesn't expect him to do anything for him, as long as he doesn't go out to play cards and drink, he wants to go back to the house to sleep, let him sleep, anyway, he is still a little better than before, at least he will say love to his wife, which makes Liu Jingqing, who has been very lonely in his heart for more than a year, feel much more comfortable.
When Ye Rongrong returned to the house and closed the door, the electronic synthesis voice of the system sounded in his head: "The basic information of the host has been detected, and the information situation is as follows......"
After this electronic synthesis sound, Ye Rongrong found that a virtual interface appeared in his mind, and only he could see it, and there was some information about him on it.
Host Name: Ye Glory
Host Gender: Male
Host age: 28
Host Position: A farmer who does not know how to do farm work
(Note: The host is really the worst farmer, he can't even do a little farm work, it's really a shame for the people in the peasant world, if you don't work hard, you probably can't even be a farmer with the host, so you can only go to the street to be a beggar.) )
Host Level: Trash Lazy.
Note: The lazy level is divided into five levels: garbage, average, excellent, excellent, and perfect, which are related to the abilities and skills possessed by the host, and the more abilities and skills the host has, the higher the level.
System suggestion: Do you want to live a carefree lazy life? Do you want to live a lazy life with left and right hugging, surrounded by beautiful women, and even taking a bath? Then you must change the word "garbage" to "excellent" at the level.
Host knowledge reserve: second year of junior high school
Host's physical condition: Weak and windy
Note: At this stage, the system evaluates the host's body into five levels: weak, average, healthy, energetic, and extremely strong. As a man, it is essential to have a good body.
System suggestion: You are simply weak, hurry up and strengthen your exercise to improve your physical fitness, otherwise you may lie on a woman's belly one day and suddenly hang up!
Host Life Skills: None.
Note: Lazy people also have to live, lazy people also have to enjoy, lazy people without life skills are not a qualified lazy people.
System evaluation: You are a baby who can't even cook without your mother, and you can't even live without a wife.
Other host skills: cycling, electric vehicles, motorcycles.
Note: Lazy people also need skills, a versatile lazy person, can live a colorful life, in order to live a meal to open his mouth, clothes to stretch his hands, bathing also has a beautiful woman rubbing the back.
Systematic evaluation: Dear man, be realistic, you don't know anything, even your wife will despise you, look down on you, don't want to lose such a beautiful wife, hurry up.
Host glory: 0
Note: Glory value refers to the host to complete the various tasks released by the system to obtain, the glory value can be used to start the lottery function of the lazy system, can also be used to buy some regular items in the mall (items do not include skills, abilities, special drugs, etc.), the products that can be purchased in the mall must be regular items drawn by the lottery system, and items that have not been drawn will not be displayed in the mall.
Each draw requires 100 glory points, and the first time it is launched, the host enjoys the discount, and only 10 glory points are needed.
Special note: "Lazy Man System" is the greatest invention of the life of Dr. Marka, the greatest scientist in the Yama Galaxy, which is intended to change the living conditions of the lazy people on the planet, so that the lazy people can also achieve a career and live a happy life.
After reading the various basic information and evaluations about himself presented by the lazy system, Ye Rongrong couldn't help but laugh, because he was despised by the system, and no matter why this system with only one set of experimental products would come to the earth and come to himself inexplicably, he is now anxious to understand the lottery function of the "lazy system".