Chapter 197: Forcing Death Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Chapter 197: Forcing Death Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
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After Jiang Xia shouted "Click", Zhou Fan, Zhang Yan, Yan Jiahe, and Shen Fatzi laughed there, pointed to Zhao Yongjiang's small tent, and leaned back with laughter.
"Skinny, you don't have anyone else in this style. Shen Fatzi laughed and said, "I'm afraid you're not as long as a wooden stick, hahahahaha." ”
Jiang Xia smiled not so exaggeratedly, and after standing up, he went back to look back at what he had just shot with a smile. Feng Lin was originally sitting there, and when she saw Jiang Xia coming over, she got out of the way, and she also pursed her lips and smiled.
Zhao Yongjiang rolled his eyes, after seeing the script Jiang Xia gave him, he had already realized this problem, so he wanted to hunt down Jiang Xia and clamored to change roles with Jiang Xia. But Jiang Xia didn't change with him, so he could only star in a loveless way.
"Who dares to laugh at me, believe it or not, Jiang Xia gave you the whole more embarrassing role?" Zhao Yongjiang has already given up on himself, anyway, the performance is over, what else can he do?
Can you do it again......
After Jiang Xia finished reading it, he felt dissatisfied, and wanted to drag Zhao Yongjiang and do it again, to see if he could do it again, and to use it as a make-up shot.
So, in the midst of everyone's laughter, the two came over several times. The reason why it was a few times was mainly because after knowing the whole process, Yan Jiahe didn't take down the small wooden stick, but just asked Zhou Fan and Zhang Yan not to take pictures. Such a look will cause laughter from time to time, so I have come a few more times.
In the end, it was a non-ng shot, and then he shouted for someone to pack up and go back.
When they were on the bus, everyone unconsciously looked at Zhao Yongjiang three ways, and Zhao Yongjiang, who was watching, said, "What to see." What's there to see? It's like you beasts don't have it!"
"Yes, but not sticks. Yan Jiahe said.
Everyone burst into laughter again, but Zhao Miao didn't know what to laugh at. She and Xu Yishen were not there during the previous shooting. Even if Xu Yishen can understand, he probably won't laugh.
"Jiang Xia, why are you filming this thing?"
Zhao Yongjiang hurriedly changed the topic, if he didn't find a topic, he would definitely have to be watched.
The method of transfer really worked, and as soon as he asked, the others followed suit.
"That's right. Why is Jiang Xia filming this thing?"
"Idle and bored?"
"You're not going to use this in the music video, are you?"
Jiang Xia rolled his eyes and said, "Can this thing be used in the MV? Are you kidding me?" This is used in the talk show, in this week's talk show, add this paragraph." No problem, right?"
"If you add this paragraph, you'll be beaten. Shen Fatzi said.
Jiang Xia shrugged and said, "It doesn't matter, the host is not me." ”
"Jiang Xia, let's not be friends in the future. Zhao Yongjiang said with tears streaming down his face. "Is there such a thing as you cheat your teammates?
Feng Lin asked an eternal puzzle: "What did the pangolin say?"
"Guess. Jiang Xia replied very poorly.
Feng Lin rolled her eyes. "Well, what did the pangolin say, don't be funny. ”
"I don't know. Jiang Xia said truthfully.
Feng Lin pouted and said, "Don't talk about pulling down." ”
Jiang Xia said: "I really don't know. ”
"Nonsense, you don't know the script you wrote?" Zhao Yongjiang dismantled.
Jiang Xia was speechless, he really didn't know.
This funny short film is a short film in the brain-dead dialogue of the big event in the previous life, and there are several similar ones of the same type. It's just that the most famous is undoubtedly this one.
The reason is simple, other brain-dead conversations. They all have a beginning and an end, but this short film leaves an eternal puzzle and forces countless obsessive-compulsive disorders to death.
Jiang Xia is one of them, I don't know how many times I sent a private message to question the dead fat man in my last life, and I don't know how many times I asked after sending a barrage, but there was never an answer.
Among the unsolved mysteries of major events, "what did the pangolin say" definitely came out on top. Also at the top of the list are "What does Wang Nima look like", "Is Tang Maru really green when he looks at the sun" and so on.
Jiang Xia moved this stalk out, but also to warm up for the next episode of Didi advertising, and he couldn't come up with a video ad abruptly, at least there had to be a buffer.
Several people took turns to ask Jiang Xia, what did the pangolin say, Jiang Xia didn't know what he asked, but he made everyone angry, but he had no choice but to slaughter Jiang Xia at dinner at night.
After filming the MV, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Next is post-production, Jiang Xia has to follow the whole process, except for him, no one knows what picture effect he wants.
Starting on Wednesday, post-production began, and Jiang Xia followed the whole process. Zhao Yongjiang didn't come with him this time, he still had to get the script of the talk show, and the discussion with Tongxi and the others in the group was in full swing.
"Jiang Xia, Didi's shooting script has come out, do you want to read it?" Zhao Yongjiang shouted and asked.
Jiang Xia said: "Give it to me tomorrow, I'm busy." ”
He's true, he's very busy. The picture style and color matching of the ten MVs, with Zhou Fan helping, he also did it together. The most typical is "East Wind Breaking", which is really a test for Shen Fatzi, to perfectly combine the two scenes, the wall transformation, is made with special effects, and it is also a way to tell the story.
When Jiang Xia said the request, Shen Fatzi rolled his eyes. But he didn't say anything, that's what he did, special effects, and he could still do it.
Jiang Xia and they were busy here, and Zhao Yongjiang led Yan Jiahe and Zhang Yan to talk show. There is a lot of pressure on the talk show once a week, and now when the studio is making plans, a few of them must be vacated on Thursday, otherwise the talk show will not be able to come out and damage the reputation.
Feng Lin looked at Jiang Xia, and finally understood why Jiang Xia didn't do talk shows, this week, he couldn't find time to do other things. Jiang Xia is not a professional host, he doesn't have so much time to practice this mouth, unlike Zhao Yongjiang, he is already idle and panicked, and he has time, and he is quite comfortable when he arranges work for him.
On Friday, the latest issue of "Nonsense" was launched.
After such a long time, the weekly spit masterpiece "Nonsense" has become a favorite of many people. Mainly students, supplemented by office workers, the audience is young people.
However, "Nonsense" is also beginning to face challenges. Many people saw that this model could be, and they also began to make the same type of talk show on the Internet, and began to compete with "Nonsense".
Jiang Xia heard You Fangfei mention two sentences, so she had to revise "Nonsense", and she was just complaining about the news, and she was doing a twenty-minute program every time, which was really stressful.
Hitomi and a few of them also strongly asked to add people, just the five of them, a bit insufficient. Jiang Xia didn't have time to do it, otherwise he would definitely go to the Great God Group to drag people again.
Jiang Xia has already regarded the great god vomiting blood group as a reserve talent pool. If you can drag one, you can earn it, and you can make more money by dragging two more.
At the beginning, this issue of "Nonsense" was no different from the past, but at the end, a small video was added, and it didn't take long, but it caused a lot of condemnation.
Zhao Yongjiang said in the talk show: "In view of the fact that after our show became popular, many programs also began to imitate our program style, which we quite welcome." However, as a talk show that is at the forefront of fashion, we are ready to launch a new module, such as this next video, which is the module we are going to launch. Declare in advance, I was cheated, and also, children, don't talk nonsense. ”
After this paragraph, it was the video that was filmed, and when I watched the video, when I saw Jiang Xia, netizens brushed the barrage and expressed their support.
Seeing Jiang Xia again, his expressionless face was too funny. ”
"Slender Jiang and Jiangxia are on the same stage, my God. ”
"Slender River's performance is remarkable. ”
"Jiang Xia's expression is so funny, hahaha. ”
"Even like Slender Jiang, he doesn't look like a person who dares to molest women. ”
"Oh my God, little stick. ”
"Hahahaha, I promise this must be Jiangxiakeng's Slender River. ”
"If I change it, it must be the same as Slender Jiang thinks. ”
“+1!”
……
It's all quite happy here, and then it's time for Jiangxia to tell jokes.
"Damn, it's gone, what the hell did the pangolin say?"
"Nima! Who wrote the script, what did the pangolin say?"
"I shouldn't have read the nonsense, I won't be able to sleep this night. ”
"If you speak half a word, you will be struck by lightning. ”
", Jiang Xia get out. ”
"What did the pangolin say?" Jiang Xia came out to explain. ”
"Ahhhh ”
“+1!”
"Death obsessive-compulsive series. ”
……
The Death Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder series has successfully driven a group of obsessive-compulsive disorders crazy.
Zhao Yongjiang's face appeared in the camera again, he had a loveless expression, and continued: "I know that many people in front of the screen are like me, they want to strangle Jiang Xia, and they want to know what the pangolin said, don't ask me, I don't know, I didn't see that I was asking him, who else mentioned the little wooden stick, who am I anxious about, and I said that good children don't look at nonsense." Well, this issue of nonsense ends here, Jing Ke assassinated King Qin. ”
At the end, I gave some tidbits to shoot that part of the plot, such as Jiangxia's frequent laughter, such as Zhao Yongjiang's wooden stick, but it caused hilarious laughter and so on.
It was not long after the talk show was launched, saying that the official was meager, and below this episode of the show, he was asking as if swiping the screen, "What did the pangolin say?"
Under the studio's official meager appearance, it is even more like a swiping question.
Even several celebrities are forwarding and asking, "What did the pangolin say?"
Someone cut the short film into a short video and began to spread it around, the name is "Forcing Death Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder", and there is also called "Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder", and the most ruthless one is called "This Video Cured My Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder for Many Years".
So, a heckling began on a meager basis.
On the topic list, the topic of "obsessive-compulsive disorder" began to drive. Not only the problem of this video, but also various other problems have been driven, and pictures have been posted on the Internet about various behaviors that force death and obsessive-compulsive disorder.
For example, in the neat checkered pattern, there is a square that is crooked. A neat row of pencils, with a root in the middle. A circle is drawn, but a hole is missing. I'll show you half of the talk......
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(To be continued.) )