Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Howling Dog's Heart
CHAPTER XXVII
In the prairie, groups of hyenas followed one group after another, only to see the whistling dog's saliva flowing straight down.
At this moment, the picture was cut off!"Oops!! Where's it going??" The Howling Dog was anxious.
"Do you still want to see it?" Zhang Xiaodong came out with a wicked smile on his face.
"Who are you!!" The Howling Dog found that a human had popped up in his mind!"Where did you get those beauties!!Quickly release them, this seat will spare you from death!!" The Roaring Dog glared angrily, a row of shiny teeth, and was in a state of rage and bite at any time.
"What kind of beauty is this!" Compared with other breeds in Dongge's collection, oh not a race of little, these hyenas can only be regarded as inferior!" "Zhang Xiaodong is not afraid, there is a kind of you come to bite me!"
The Roaring Sky Dog was stunned, Brother Dong?" "You are the Immortal Brother Dong that Mo Liqing said???
"Yay!!" Zhang Xiaodong nodded, his face unfathomable.
The face of the roaring dog changed instantly, and he lost the righteousness he had just faced, "That immortal, are you telling the truth? There are more 'beauties'?"
"That's a must!Pet dogs, large dogs, native, European, American, Japanese, Korean, African......!
"Can I take a look at the immortals? The immortals should know that there are few dogs left in the entire immortal world, except for the divine dogs that were captured by other immortals as pets. It's so lonely......" The Roaring Sky Dog calls itself Roaring Sky, and at the same time he is also convinced of Zhang Xiaodong. Because in the entire heavenly realm, except for the Buddha, there are so many dogs, I have never heard of anyone else! Coupled with Mo Liqing's statement, subconsciously, the roaring heavenly dog also thinks that Zhang Xiaodong must be a great immortal!
"The human immortals can also find the old man to form a couple. Howling has been single for thousands of years!!" Howling Dog complained bitterly. "Shangxian doesn't know, it's been three hundred years, and I've been chasing Xiaohua for three hundred years!!I've been broken by the Buddha more than a dozen times!!I've been single!!I've been single for thousands of years!!"
Zhang Xiaodong has a black line, a single dog! I thought to myself, oh my God, have you ever been to the earth?
"Oh my God, although there are many divine dogs here in Dongge, after all, they are the flowers in the mirror, and you have to rely on your own efforts in everything. By the way, Erlang God didn't introduce you to one?"
"Alas, don't mention it, the true monarch doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, and he has not been able to retreat for the sake of extraterritorial heavenly demons for the past few hundred years. How can you have the heart to take care of the affairs of the Roaring Heaven!" The Roaring Sky Dog looked helpless, "Actually, the Roaring Heaven was not in a hurry. But in a few years, Roaring Heaven will follow the True Monarch to fight against the Extraterritorial Heavenly Demons, in case there are three long and two short. I'm afraid I'll cut off the incense......"
"......" Zhang Xiaodong was completely numb. Is this still a dog? I really understand the concept of incense! Seeing the pitiful appearance of the roaring dog, Zhang Xiaodong really wanted to catch hundreds of female dogs from the real world and send them over. But the problem is that there is no function in the live broadcast room, except for video, music and pictures, the others can't be worn at all!
"Oh my God, Brother Dong is deeply sympathetic to your situation. However, Dongge's 'beauty' here won't be able to send it for a while. ”
Suddenly, the face of the roaring dog changed, "Can't the immortals think of a way?" Or ask the Buddha for his invitation, and give me the little flowers...... "In the entire fairy world, except for the Ten Thousand Beasts Garden of the Buddha, there are only a dozen remaining divine dogs in total. They are all mounts or pets of the immortals, and what is even more annoying is that except for two females among these dozen or so, the others are all males!
The remaining dozen or so made all their minds to the Buddha's Ten Thousand Beasts Garden, because there were five mothers in it. The competition is too big, and the Buddha deliberately controls the five beauties, taking the opportunity to blackmail a few immortal families with divine dogs. And the roaring dog fell in love with the thousand-year-old dog demon Xiaohua among the five beauties.
For the five beauties, the Buddha means not to support or oppose them. But the only thing is that you can't use force! Otherwise, you will break the dog's legs! The five beauties eat fasting and chant Buddha all day long under the Buddha's seat, and they can't get in at all. And I've seen a lot of good things in the heavenly realm, and the Howling Sky Dog really can't help it.
"I plead with the Buddha?" Zhang Xiaodong couldn't smile bitterly, the Buddha knew me a ball! Everyone didn't know me at all, okay? Looking at the roaring dog is also quite pitiful, but Brother Dong knows a little. While chatting with the roaring dog, Zhang Xiaodong searched on the Internet how to help the dog chase the dog!
In the end, Zhang Xiaodong's eyes lit up. "Oh my God, how do you usually chase Xiaohua?"
"Me?" the Howling Dog was stunned, "with a bone!"
"I wiped it!" "You deserve to be a single dog for the rest of your life!Okay, Brother Dong was defeated by you. "What about your rivals?"
"They're pretty much there!!!, they're all bones, but some are monster bones, some are dragon bones, and some are ...... I usually bring the best dragon bones!"
Dragon bone!!Zhang Xiaodong's eyes widened, dragon bones! It's so extravagant!!"Oh my God, that's not how the dog is soaked!!Come on, Brother Dong will show you a short video!!" As he spoke, Zhang Xiaodong uploaded the video of the pet store he had just downloaded from the Internet.
Suddenly, the eyes of the howling dog straightened! a snow-white Samoyed, a cute Chow Chow, and a brown Poodle. There are also ferocious-looking bull terriers and emblematic Chinese pastoral dogs. All of them are mothers, and they all live in cute little houses.
In the video, the staff of the pet store took out a Samoyed, bathed it in foam, and then dried it.
Placed on top of something similar to a bed, the staff gently massaged it from head to toe. Pinch your feet, rub your legs, and gently comb and massage your hair with a wooden comb. Soft music is also playing throughout. Look at the Samoyed again, and look intoxicated.
The whistling dog was completely stunned. If at first I was fascinated by these new breeds of dogs, then later I was shocked by the aristocratic treatment. This !! dog can live like this!!"Shangxian! Howling Heaven is really an eye-opener! This is called life! Roaring Heaven has lived to a dog all his life!!" Roaring Sky Dog said.
I'm dizzy! Are you a dog yourself! The video continued, and the staff took out special dog food and delicate plates. I saw a few pet dogs eating the one with relish. Even the howling dogs are drooling, what do they eat??Is it better than a keel?
And then, "These !! dogs are clothed too!!" Howling Dog's eyes widened. Because that human man actually dressed Samoyed!!Four delicate little shoes, a small waistcoat, and a cute little bow tie. I also wore a pink hairpin on my head!
"Oh my God, you know what to do, right?" said Zhang Xiaodong and searched the Internet again for the method of making dog food. The beef was replaced with Shen beef in the fairy world, and the vegetables were replaced with fairy grass in the fairy world. The water was replaced with elixir. Hell if it doesn't taste good!
"Roar, remember! Packaging is very important! Use a good box to pack the dog food, oh no, pack the food! Let Xiaohua be pleasantly surprised at a glance! Even if it's a bone, you must not just go with your mouth!" Zhang Xiaodong continued, "Dogs also love beauty! I'll just talk about it, it depends on your understanding!!"
"Thank you Shangxian for your advice! If you and Xiaohua have achieved good things, they will definitely not forget the great kindness of Shangxian! Shangxian farewell!" After speaking, the Roaring Sky Dog rushed out of the Nantian Gate with a smoke.
"I'll it!!Run so fast!Brother Dong is still about to ask you for immortal skills!!" Zhang Xiaodong was speechless. Forget it, it's not easy to roar the heavenly dog, it can't compare to the four heavenly kings, how many immortal skills can there be! As for the exercises? The ability of the roaring heavenly dog is to bite people! Zhang Xiaodong didn't know that he really underestimated the roaring heavenly dog......
(I recommend a collection for tips.) Today is on a business trip, and the fog outside is so big in the morning, I don't know if the road will be closed)