Chapter 936: Talking Happily
"How so...... Why doesn't this kid play according to the routine?"
Seeing that Ye Feng not only stopped him with Yang Lang, Yuan Xiaoqing, and Lu Linghuo, but wanted to go with him to see him beat Ruyi, Elder Qifeng was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and he was puzzled and depressed in his heart.
"Senior Brother Ye Feng, how can you instigate Master to beat Senior Brother Ye Feng violently?" Yuan Xiaoqing let go of the hand holding Elder Qifeng's belt, turned to look at Ye Feng, and said a little helplessly, she always felt that there was something wrong with Elder Qifeng and Ye Feng at this moment.
"Where did I instigate the master to beat Ruyi, it was the master himself who rushed to beat Ruyi, Senior Sister Xiaoqing, you are not allowed to slander me!" The playful and sadistic color in Ye Feng's eyes was even stronger, and the evil smile on the corner of his mouth gave people a sense of mockery.
"I ......" Yuan Xiaoqing was speechless by Ye Feng, indeed as Ye Feng said, it was Elder Qifeng who was angry and wanted to beat Ruyi, but Ye Feng didn't take the initiative to let Elder Qifeng make the decision for himself.
Elder Qifeng turned to look at Ye Feng, and when he saw the thick sadism in Ye Feng's eyes and the mocking evil smile on the corner of his mouth, Elder Qifeng's eyes lit up, and immediately a bitter smile appeared on his face, and he said with a bitter smile in his heart: "Hehe, it turned out that I was seen through." ”
"Master, aren't you going to beat up Senior Brother Dead?"
Seeing Elder Qifeng turn around, Yuan Xiaoqing asked happily.
"I've seen it through, what are you going to do, I really didn't expect that when you are old, it's so useless, your acting skills have plummeted, and you can't even fool young people. Elder Qifeng returned to the rocking chair depressedly, and sat on the rocking chair, his thin body swaying with the shaking of the rocking chair, and his face was full of depression.
"Acting...... Drama ......"
"Master, you've been doing it for a long time, you're acting!"
Hearing what Elder Qifeng said, Yang Lang, Yuan Xiaoqing, and Lu Linghuo were very surprised, because the three of them didn't see that they were acting at all, and Elder Qifeng's posture, no matter how you look at it, they were all serious.
Hearing what the three of them said, Elder Qifeng's face looked a little better, and he sighed: "It seems that my acting skills are not too bad, after all, I deceived the three of you in the past, but I didn't deceive Feng'er, so that my old drama bone can't hold my face." ”
When Ye Feng heard this, he grinned evilly and said: "Don't be afraid to hit your old man, act in front of me, your old man is playing with a big knife in front of Guan Gong's door, and Lu Ban has a big axe in front of his door, I tell you, if I act, almost no one can see it." ”
"What kind of Guan Gong is that, Lu Ban's, I don't know, but it depends on what you mean, that is, your acting skills are higher than those of the teacher?" Elder Qifeng frowned slightly, his neck stretched slightly, and asked.
Ye Feng smiled evilly and said, "This is nature. ”
"You say that, Elder Ben is not convinced, the acting skills of the two of us, at most half a catty and eight taels, the acting skills of the teacher have deceived Xiaoqing, Linghuo, and Lang'er, but only you have not deceived you, and your acting skills have also deceived the three of them, but you have not deceived the teacher. Elder Qifeng said with some unconvinced.
"You must have seen the sadistic look in my eyes and the playful smile on the corner of my mouth, so you can see that I am acting, if I cover it up, can you still see it? Ye Feng said with a smile.
Elder Qifeng thought that this was really the case, and his old face flushed slightly, and he said with some convincing: " Okay, your acting skills are indeed higher than those of the teacher, but how do you see that the teacher is acting, the teacher really thinks that the teacher's acting skills are impeccable, you know, since he was a child, he often acted to deceive his grandparents, father and mother, uncles and aunts, aunts and aunts, and the people in the clan, and later walked the rivers and lakes, deceived young children, deceived teenagers, deceived young women, deceived strong men, deceived old men, and repeatedly succeeded, and he thought that he had practiced peerless acting skills and became a well-deserved old drama bone, why, can't he fool you?"
"Hehe, it's a bit tricky to say, because we listened to Senior Brother Ruyi tell you about the touching things you and him used to do on the way back to the sect, so I know how can your old man fight against Senior Brother Chu because of this little thing, so, I guess, you are just pretending to want me to come forward to stop you, with such a superb means, to resolve the displeasure in my heart, and also to reduce my dissatisfaction with Senior Brother Chu. ”
Ye Feng smiled and said, smiling a little cunningly.
When Elder Qifeng heard this, his eyes lit up, his thin waist straightened up suddenly, and the puzzled and depressed look on his face disappeared in an instant, and he said with relief: "I see, I said, with the acting skills of this elder, how can you see it, it turns out that this is the case!"
"Hey, yes, that's right. Ye Feng said with a smile: "However, my acting skills are indeed quite good, and what I said is right, if I act with my heart, there are really few people who can see it, of course, almost nothing does not mean absolutely nothing, you may be one of the very few people who can see through my acting skills." ”
"I'll go, I've been doing it for a long time, I've been doing it for a long time, both of you are acting, let's make the three of us nervous like fools, anxious, stop! It's so hateful!" After listening to the conversation between Elder Ye Feng and Elder Qifeng for a while, Yuan Xiaoqing suddenly exploded with anger on his face.
"Uh...... Feng'er, they should have also listened to the story between me and Ruyi, why, can the three of them still be deceived by me?" Yuan Xiaoqing was angry, Elder Qifeng looked embarrassed, and also looked at Ye Feng with some puzzlement, and asked Ye Feng.
Ye Feng said with a smile in his eyes: "On the one hand, they are worried about Senior Brother, and on the other hand, they are worried about my mood. Crazy', the three of them naturally couldn't keep a clear mind, so they were deceived, I was different, I know myself, Senior Brother is only temporarily angry with me, with his character, I estimate, after a while, I will forget about it, so, I don't worry about him, therefore, I will not feel uncomfortable in my own heart, so, my thoughts at that time are much clearer than the three of them, and I guessed at once that you were acting and pretending to lead me to the set. ”
"Oh, I see!" Elder Qifeng listened to Ye Feng's words, and it was completely clear.
"That's it, Senior Sister Xiaoqing, don't be angry, Master did this, in fact, to make me feel better, and to reduce my possible dissatisfaction with Senior Brother Qi, just like you persuaded me, but you used an ordinary way, Master used an unusual clever method, if I hadn't listened to Senior Brother Ruyi talk about his past with Elder Qifeng, I would probably have been led away by Master's nose. Ye Feng had a faint smile on his face, his eyes were extremely clear, with a smile, he looked at Yuan Xiaoqing with an angry face, and said to Yuan Xiaoqing with a smile.
When Yuan Xiaoqing heard this, he thought about it, Master Elder Qifeng and Senior Brother Ye Feng did not intend to play themselves as monkeys, and Master was also for Ye Feng and Ruyi, at that moment, the anger in his heart dispersed, thinking about his anger for this, it was still a little ridiculous, like a clown, his face was a little unbearable, pretending to be a little angry, he snorted coldly, and said: "Hmph, I will forgive you this time, and if you dare to play us as monkeys in the end, my aunt and grandmother will never spare us." I'm going to the Holy Dragon Mountain Range tomorrow, and I'll go to bed first. ”
When the words fell, Yuan Xiaoqing blushed and quickly ran to the backyard.
"Actually, Master, Senior Brother Ye Feng didn't mean to lie to us, Xiaoqing really shouldn't be angry, Master, Senior Brother Ye Feng, don't worry about her, she has this character, you should take care of it more. Lu Linghuo's eyes were slightly sick, and he said softly.
"Haha, Linghuo, don't worry, the teacher knows what kind of character Xiaoqing's girl is, and he is not angry with her at all. Elder Qifeng said with a smile.
"That's right, what's more, Senior Sister Xiaoqing also felt that she was angry this time, a little ridiculous, and her face was a little unbearable, so she pretended to be angry and ran away. Ye Feng also said with a grin.
"Hmph, you can also see that Xiaoqing is pretending to be angry?" Elder Qifeng looked at Ye Feng with some surprise when he heard this, and asked.
"Of course, can she fool me with her little acting skills?" Ye Feng put his arms around his chest and smiled a little proudly.
"Haha, I didn't expect that you kid is the same as a teacher, you have good acting skills, and you also have the ability to easily see through other people's acting skills, Elder Ben really likes you more and more. Elder Qifeng said with a laugh.
"Haha, I didn't expect that Master, you are still an old drama bone!"
"Hehe, people think that the best skill for a teacher is alchemy, but in fact, for a teacher is better at acting, deceiving people, and fooling, for the teacher and you said, for the teacher once fooled a bully and a rich man into bankruptcy, and his underwear was almost not saved......" Elder Qifeng frowned and said proudly.
"Yes, Master, you're amazing......
"That is, other Elders don't dare to say it, when it comes to fooling, Elder Ben recognizes the first, and no one dares to recognize the second!"
“……”
The night was already thick, and the front yard of Elder Qifeng echoed with the laughter and conversation of Elder Qifeng and Ye Feng, the two talked very happily, as if they had met a bosom friend, Elder Qifeng kept telling Ye Feng about his 'great achievements' of deceiving people, fooling, and pitting people, but it made Ye Feng listen to it with relish, and felt that he had gained a lot, and even when Lu Linghuo and Yang Lang left, they didn't know.
It wasn't until it was almost dawn that the two went back to their rooms and rested.
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