"Lao Tzu is the panda!"

I don't know how long this sentence has been hidden in my heart, but I feel a sense of relief after shouting it out. It's like a pedestrian who has been carrying a weight for a long time and is finally able to let go of his burden.

Although I know that I can't contain fire in the paper, one day the fact that I am a panda will be exposed. But when I said this, I didn't know how much courage I had to face everything.

For a moment, I felt that my brain was spinning very fast, and I had already imagined Li Xiaoyun's reaction.

Would she be furious when she learned that I was a panda? Because the student in her eyes dared to play such a trick on her, and there were so many shameful intimate encounters, that she almost broke through the last line of defense. In a fit of rage, even if you want Li Hua and them to turn around and kill me, it's not strange, right?

Or a little luck, if Li Xiaoyun thinks of my kindness to her, will she be impressed by me, and even accept my identity as Lin Fei?

However, I never expected that I seriously overestimated the image in Li Xiaoyun's mind.

Li Xiaoyun was just stunned for a moment, and then laughed as if she had heard some big joke.

Her voice is very good, and the mature woman has a bit of a magnetic feeling, and she is also very feminine.

But at this moment, it sounded extremely harsh to me.

While resisting the indiscriminate attack of the fake panda, I felt my face turn red, and asked a little annoyed, "What are you laughing at?!"

Is Lao Tzu funny?

Or is it so funny that Lao Tzu is a panda?

Li Xiaoyun said mercilessly: "Lin Fei, do you want to make a face? Just a worthless waste like you, you still want to compare with a panda?

She held her pretty face high, full of disgust and disgust, and even raised two middle fingers to express the contempt in her heart.

Probably, I think one middle finger is not enough.

I feel like my lungs are going to explode, really.

I sacrificed my life to save this slut, she actually helped the copycat, and in turn humiliated Lao Tzu!

If I can't beat this blind man and die in the office, then it must not be my skill problem, it must be angry with Li Xiaoyun.

Mental attack, so angry that Lao Tzu was really taking a deep breath, trembling all over, and was almost slashed before he could react.

The fake panda kept hearing our conversation, but didn't say a word. Obviously, he already understood that the real thing came to fight the fake, probably because he was weak in heart and afraid of revealing any clues, so he didn't speak.

I ducked to the side, trying to pounce on the crazy fake panda wielding knives from the side.

"Master, you're on the left!" Li Xiaoyun suddenly spoke, and the fake panda reacted immediately.

The bright mountain opening made a whistling sound of breaking the wind, and in an instant, the cool and bright blades shook my eyes.

If I hadn't dodged it in time, I guess this knife would have killed me!

Li Xiaoyun, your dead slut who stepped on a horse, Erwuzai, betrayed your savior!

I almost broke my mind.

Their family is really the same, Li Xiaoyun, a slut, is just like Li Hua: beat my teammates and protect my enemies.

I once came up with the idea of "just put down Li Xiaoyun first", but I was pressed down by myself.

After all, I won't choke naked, and eighty percent can only chop at the back of Li Xiaoyun's neck.

But this kind of thing is definitely not as casual and easy as it seems on TV. Anyone who understands the nervous system understands that if you cut it down like this, you can't kill people!

It's not a Russian-style rescue, in order to annihilate the gangsters conveniently, shoot the hostages first?

In a hurry, I actually thought of a countermeasure.

Feints!

Anyone who has ever played basketball knows how important feints are. Misleading the other party to make judgments and actions will give you an opportunity.

With that in mind, I immediately made the illusion that I was going to attack the fake panda from the right.

"Right!" Li Xiaoyun is really an out-and-out traitor, and she didn't disappoint me at all.

However, at this moment, I showed a cold and cruel smile and stopped suddenly!

At the same time as the fake panda slashed to the right, the damn Kaishan Wheel finally stopped slashing in front of me.

"Ahead, be careful!" Li Xiaoyun immediately shouted in panic, but it was too late after all.

I struggled to turn the fire extinguisher in my hand, and it slammed into the fake panda's head with a "bang".

The creature screamed, staggered backwards, fell to the wall with a "poof", and slid down the wall to the ground.

The fake panda's head was bleeding, and his neck was crooked, his eyes were closed, and he passed out.

"Come with me, it's not safe here!" I reached out to grab Li Xiaoyun, but I didn't appreciate this thing and hid far away.

She looked at me with very vigilant and hateful eyes, and even gritted her teeth, her eyes were red: "Get out!"

I wiped the blood from my face and really felt like a dog.

Seeing that Li Xiaoyun cares so much about this fake panda, I don't know whether to be happy or sad, I just think this human thing is really ridiculous and fucked.

"Lao Tzu doesn't have time to explain to you, if you don't go with me, Lao Tzu can only tie you up first!" I was really anxious, and immediately rushed up again to restrain Li Xiaoyun first.

After all, when Tang Mingyu calls these people to confirm the progress of the matter, everything will be revealed, and it will be difficult to leave at that time!

However, at this moment, the fake panda, which had been motionless before, suddenly pushed towards me like a spring, and stabbed straight at me with the mountain wheel in his hand.

My heart skipped a beat, and I was almost scared away.

This thing is quite similar to my routine, and it actually deceived the enemy.

First pretending to be unconscious, and then waiting for an opportunity to deliver a fatal blow.

Fortunately, Lao Tzu didn't put pen to paper so that he threw down the fire extinguisher when he thought the overall situation was decided.

And in this dangerous situation, not only did I not be stupid, but I even reacted a little faster in an emergency situation, and smashed down with a fire extinguisher in my hand like lightning.

This is the difference between old fritters and novices, if I just learned to stab people, I would have been frightened and waiting to die.

"Dang", my arms were shaking and numb.

It's hard to say how many catties of power this smash has, in short, the fake panda should have had his hands numb and lost his strength, and the mountain opener actually came out of his hand, and fell to the ground with a "dangchang".

This time, I didn't give the fake panda another chance.

That moment of panic and fear instantly turned into anger, and I smashed him to death.

I broke both of my arms to the fake panda, and it was difficult to move half-dead, and it made an ugly ghost crying wolf howl like killing a pig.

I was in the middle of my anger when I suddenly saw a shadow on the ground.

With a "bang", something hit me on the head.

In pain, I pulled out a fruit knife and turned around angrily.

Li Xiaoyun actually held a broken vase, looked at me with tears in her eyes and shouted, "You are not allowed to touch him!"