I didn't look for much pomp and circumstance, I didn't pay much attention to it, the small barbecue stall, most of the orders were vegetarian, and the boss sent beer today and gave him a can for two people.

Ziniu was not in a good mood, so he opened it and drank it. Sui Sui also pulled away, and Zi Niu glanced at him, "Don't drink, you have to drive." ”

Sui Sui has already poured it into his mouth, "If you don't drive, it's just." ”

This is good,

She relieves her sorrows,

He accompanies her.

A can of belly becomes a can of belly.

The wine has penetrated the intestines, and it really has the effect of paralyzing everything for a while and making people's hearts happy.

Ziniu tapped the beer can with his chopsticks, "They say it tastes like horse urine, what do you think?"

The years are calm, he still likes to eat this roasted cauliflower, and he has already eaten two skewers.

"That's a bit like, the annual urine output of horses is as high as 2,120 catties, far away from pigs and people, and the daily urination of a pregnant mare is as high as six catties; ”

Ziniu laughed, "If you want it, you have to get it, that's what you said." To compare like you, I can also add that biochemical technology has found that the urine of pregnant horses is rich in estrogen, which is the main raw material in the pharmaceutical and cosmetics production industries. Beer has a similar effect, it contains yeast, active enzymes, 17 essential amino acids and more than 10 vitamins, or the name of 'liquid bread' is in vain. ”

The boy Niu regained his liveliness, he didn't understand this, he had never studied science, and he didn't react when he listened to the books, so he stopped eating cauliflower, drank two more sips of beer, and thought: I don't want to tell you one more thing, comparing beer to horse urine, mainly because of its shape. Precisely, the similarity lies in the horse urine that is being expelled from the body and the beer that is being poured into the cup and forming foam.

Sui Sui thinks this because he has seen horses pee with his own eyes, and in the two main technical indicators of pure color and rich foam, it is no different from beer, and the scene is spectacular (by the way, I remember that there is a tourist advertisement mentions that there is a waterfall called "horse peeing" in the main attraction of Jinggang Mountain). As for the taste, I don't know very well, but according to his friend who used to drink horse urine five days a week for effective weight loss, horses are vegetarian animals, so the excrement does not smell. He knew that he couldn't tell the little girl opposite, this girl was very crooked, and he wasn't afraid that she would really drink horse urine to lose weight or something, but he was afraid that she would force him to drink horse urine to "try it"!

Who says beer doesn't get drunk?

Saying that beer is not intoxicating is just a self-consolation for some people, for example, in "Confessions of a Beerist", it is said that the technical reason why he loves beer and only drinks beer is that "beer can be drunk wildly".

Yes, no matter how many barricades accumulate in the chest, how many wine bugs are stirring in the blood, when the beer rushes down one sip after another, not to mention anesthesia, the barricades will become a tofu scum project first, and as for the bugs, they will drown even if they are drowned. However, after all, there is an undercurrent of alcohol in the flowing golden river, and the quantitative change leads to the qualitative change, and the beer can be drunk just like that. You can have sex when you're drunk.

The wine is still open, and the mood is slightly drunk, so what's the matter,

In the underground garage, getting into the car, it was too quiet here, and at this time, the mood of the two was too crowded.

The ox climbed on top of him and lay on his stomach,

Raising his head, his lips against his chin, "Sui, I know that you have made a big exception today, you don't drink easily, but you still accompany me,"

Sui Sui seems to be really a little ashamed, looking to the side uncomfortably,

Ziniu kissed her densely, and even cried a little, "It's really not that I'm hypocritical, I'm really uncomfortable today, I'm too confident, I think I'll win......" Hey, Ziniu can't pass this hurdle now, because she knows that Wushuang, how much hope Yuye has placed on her, they are so convinced that she will be admitted by her own ability, but she still loses, which disappoints them......

Sui Sui turned his face to her slightly, lowered his eyes to look at her, "Or, I'll change it." ”

Zi Niu suddenly slapped him hard, "Did I mean that!"

"Then what do you mean?"

Ziniu himself also feels awkward, but a few cans of beer are really only a momentary happiness, and he can't be worried, and he can't be unwilling!

Zi Niu tugged at his face, and he hurt the years, and kissed him fiercely,

For a while, I really rubbed the kiss of the year, yes, angry! She was too difficult to serve, so it was not satisfactory, and it was not good to coax?

Sui Sui suddenly grabbed her chin, anti-guest-oriented, that kiss was fierce,

The drunken chest is still open, and the mind is very angry, so what's the matter,

At this moment, the fire can be ignited!

The temperature is rising,

Drunkenness deteriorates, and it turns into desire......

The glass window gradually blurs until it is completely invisible, and the car shakes more and more, so that the beer can still be carnival in a sense.

"Above the moon

How many dreams are flying freely

Yesterday was forgotten

The wind dried up the sorrows

I want to meet you again on that vast road

Life has been pulled up and down

Far away with you is paradise"

Don't think of the melody echoing in the mind of the boy Niu at this time as the song "On the Moon" of the Phoenix Legend, although the lyrics are the same, but the song is too cheerful, and the melody in the mind of the boy Niu at this time is much more gloomy and miserable!

She saw a big blood-red hole in her back,

She lay in a pool of blood,

The blood under her body is her own, for it is still bubbling out,

Her six wings were uprooted miserably, and her feathers flew and fell, and most of them were dyed blood-red when they touched the ground.

The poor cow had no strength to cry, and she squinted and froze, watching her feathers fall like an ignorant child.

suddenly

She was kicked by a big man, like a midfielder on a football field who was about to shoot!

She's been kicked down!

Landing quickly,

The picture gradually expands like a long-distance lens,

She saw herself fall from the moon like a little red dot......

"Ahh......h

"Above the moon

How many dreams are flying freely

Yesterday was forgotten

The wind dried up the sorrows

I want to meet you again on that vast road

Life has been pulled up and down

Far away with you is paradise"

Joke

Where is paradise,

It's the most cruel hell at all!

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