I think back to when I was thirteen or fourteen years old and in the late stage of secondary two illness, I also admired the impulsive, hot-blooded, happy and vengeful gangsters for a while, but unlike those little fart children who worship "Brother Haonan" and "Brother Pheasant" on the street, we have favored the noble and glamorous mafia from the very beginning. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Bright and delicate handmade suits, dusty tanned leather shoes, fedora with slightly upturned edges, and always unmessed flat hair, compared to the bells and whistles of this brother with a fish, the mafia gives the impression of always quiet and elegant, as proud as the heavenly aristocracy of the underworld, but if you think that they are just pretentious embroidered pillows, pretentious sissy vases, then you will definitely pay the price for your stupidity and ignorance, when these well-dressed mafiosi with sunglasses and Beretta submachine guns poured bullets at the enemy, the grim smile on the corners of their silent mouths with cigarettes in their mouths, definitely more than a fierce and vicious man holding a watermelon knife and shouting at your mother, it makes your heart tremble.

Domineering and fierce, cold-blooded and cool, it is my shallow impression of the mysterious profession of the mafia since I was a child, but today, seeing the underworld idol that I admired when I was young and frivolous, it makes me feel like my childhood collapsed, and the reason for this is not only because I have inexplicably become the target of blackmail by the mafia, but also because, the style of this group of mafiosa, no matter from which point of view, I feel handsome and cool.

Although extortion is their job, and recklessness is their professionalism, when these ugly and unwashed undirected are naked in front of your eyes, what is revealed is never the unique charm of intoxication and addiction in front of the screen, but the disgusting rancid smell in reality.

If you have to find a difference, first, it is expensive to invite a gangster like the mafia, and second, as a senior practitioner, the mafia has many tricks besides breaking the glass of your house, so he disdains to smash the glass like a ruffian and then put a bubble of shit in his pocket......

"Give me your employer's phone number, or ask your employer to contact me directly, and I'll talk to him directly. "Because I have decided that the mafia is equal to Xiaomisan, I have no interest in dealing with these people at all, and I plan to bypass these clerks and directly talk to their behind-the-scenes commanders to make things clear.

But I never thought that an ordinary sentence would hurt the arrogant self-esteem of the mafia, and the originally smiling voice on the other end of the phone immediately turned cold: "Mr. Wu, please understand your own situation, and accepting our kindness is your best choice now! Any tricks to delay time and change the topic will not give you anything to gain except to consume our friendship and patience, and when you exhaust our patience...... You cannot afford to use the methods we use against those who do not know how to lift up and reject our friendship. ”

"I can't afford it? What's the matter, next time in addition to smashing the glass, you're going to have to, right?" We also have a temper, and we are threatened by being pointed at our noses, of course, we have to go back-for-tat.

“…… Mr. Malibu instructed him to be as polite as possible in the first greeting, which seemed to be counterproductive. The voice on the other end of the phone was still slow and coherent: "But it doesn't matter, in the next few days, we will let Mr. Wu see our strength and sincerity, and I suggest that Mr. Wu take a look at the wall behind him, maybe there will be a surprise discovery." ”

At this time, Li Heigou and Xie Erdong, who heard the strange noise, also hurried to the balcony, the black dog had sharp eyes, saw the abnormality on the wall at a glance, pointed behind me and shouted: "That...... That and that...... That!"

I looked back, and a cold sweat "swooped~" came out of the back of my head, and there was a smoking bullet hole on the wall behind me, right in front of the broken glass!

"Mr. Wu, I have to say that your awareness of security precautions is too poor!" The voice on the phone was triumphant: "From 10:37 to 11:08, your head appeared in my scope no less than 40 times! As a retired former Navy SEAL special sniper, I had to exert a lot of effort to restrain my fingers that were used to pulling the trigger. ”

The black dog couldn't help but say, and pulled Xie Erdong and me out of the balcony to hide behind the wall, which caused a burst of sneers on the phone: "Don't be too nervous, this is just a hello so I don't use bullets that can kill people, of course, I can't guarantee it next time...... Also, Mr. Wu, if you want to call the police, please tell me in advance, I can go to the police station with a gun and turn myself in, this is not a joke. ”

"But don't blame me for not warning you, it's just a wasted effort. The other end of the phone became more and more arrogant: "Our multinational legal team knows more about domestic gun laws than yours, and they told me that as long as the muzzle specific kinetic energy of the bullet is less than 1.8 joules per square centimeter, it cannot be recognized as a lethal firearm, and I regret to tell you that the muzzle specific kinetic energy of my gun is only 1.72." ”

I scolded: "You're going to lie to the ghost! There are a few arms dealers caught in the balloon stalls in the park, and you tell me that the gun you shot at the wall of my house does not meet the conditions for sentencing?

"Mr. Wu, believe it or not, anyway, I only need a can of beer and an excuse to play a prank after drinking, and I can avoid criminal prosecution, and I don't care at all about compensating you for the loss of your glass and detaining you for 48 hours according to the public security administration punishment regulations. ”

There was a pause on the other end of the phone: "But Mr. Wu, you can't care less, send me to the police station, indicating that Mr. Wu has completely rejected our invitation, then we can't guarantee that two or three days later, the bullets fired at your home will not be as safe and harmless as today." ”

Before I could say anything, the grandson continued to talk: "Besides, Mr. Wu, you still have a family, don't you? I can see that you and your friends are quite guts, and you haven't been too flustered in this kind of accident, but I don't know if your elderly parents will be as calm as you if I raise the muzzle of the gun a little bit now and shoot at the upstairs window again." ”

"You dare to !!" I jumped up like I had been stepped on by my tail, shook off the arm of the black dog, and grabbed the mushroom that I threw at the head of the bed before going to bed: "Don't mess with the older generation if you have something to do! Do you believe it or not, Lao Tzu is playing with you!!"

"OK, letmetry!" The other party sneered and hung up the phone, but I had already stuffed the mushroom in my mouth and bit it hard, rushed to the balcony and kicked it on the window glass that was only half pulled, and then slipped out of the window!

"Oh, shit!" I was in free fall, I was worried about how to find the foreign grandson in this dark night, and I was caught by my newly strengthened hearing, and I was immediately overjoyed to hear this, and I kicked on the security net of the neighbor's house downstairs, and flew out sideways like a bat with its teeth and claws, and pounced in the direction from which the sound came.