Text Chapter 27: Hardcore rear-end chasing

Now that he has returned to his original form, he is penniless, his dream is only short-lived, and if he wants to turn over and get ahead, he must also rely on the system.

Connected to the power supply, there was a croaking sound from the system, and Fang Zhang refused in his heart at this time.

Welcome back to the Scrap Copper Revenge Division, the current level of Scrap Copper is 3 stars, and the star required to upgrade to the Scrap Silver Revenge Division is 8 stars. There is currently a difference of 5.

Status: Normal.

Credits: 35,000.

Available for tasks.

"Flooded Gold Mountain", dark flower: Xiaoqing. Reward: 100,000 points.

"Donkey Meat Burned", Dark Flower: White Horse. Reward: 150,000 points, locked.

"Hou Yi Shoots the Sun", Dark Flower: Anonymous. Reward: Bow of the Sun, Locked.

Select the task.

Accept successfully, return to the previous menu to browse the item shop.

At this time, the props are much brighter.

Climate Bottle: 35,000 credits. Black-Bladed Tang Knife (unenchanted): 36,000 points. A bag of fairy beans: 400,000 points. M4 semi-automatic rifle: 1,000,000 points. Black Blade Tang Knife (enchanted): 2,000,000 points. TK4 attack bot: 10 million points. Stringless Bow: 2000000000 points...... The more he looked at it, the higher the points, and Fang Zhang simply didn't look at it, because what he could buy so far was a climate bottle.

Then click on the selection, deduct 35,000 points, accept the task successfully, good luck.

turned off the computer and went out to sneak around Wangcai, Wangcai still has an immortal heart for Aunt Wang's golden retriever Tiantian, and Tiantian seems to be so tirelessly seeking Wangcai. But at this moment, the dog walker who was kicking came again, "Yo, I'm not dead yet." Saying that, he let go of his golden retriever, and the strong golden retriever arched Wangcai away, although Wangcai was unwilling, but he still returned to Fang Zhang's side in disgrace.

Fang Zhang's face was not good-looking, I wiped what the owner was like, what the dog was like, and then said to Wangcai: "I said that you will show your original body if you have urine, it, the tiger can still be bullied by the golden retriever in Pingyang." You let Yang Jian know so much, why don't you slaughter the city. ”

But Wangcai was unmoved, and walked towards the door of the unit by himself.

Early in the morning, Fang Zhang was awakened by a knock on the door, "Who, so early." ”

"Hello, I'm a courier. ”

This thing Fang Zhang never touched, opened the door and saw a young man with a peaked hat said: "Hello, is it Mr. Fang Zhang? ”

It's really my own, after the room seal was signed, I opened the box, and saw that it was a crystal handicraft, and there was a description below, the climate bottle.

I'll go, and now the things are actually mailed!

Open the description. Sunny days upwards, cloudy days downwards, warming to the left, and cooling temperatures to the right, please use this product appropriately in the season to avoid disasters. The final payment is, Tianting Shop, website XXXXXXX.

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The gods are more and more able to play, and they have begun to open online stores. Fang Zhang still went out to the Internet café at the door, and according to the prompts, he collected this online store.

Then Fang Zhang pasted Fahai's photo on the wall, and at this time one of his own walls was gradually lively, looking at these victims, Fang Zhang did not have any sense of accomplishment in his heart, but deep fear.

Especially this Lord of Yama, Fang Zhang doesn't know when he came to the world, but Fang Zhang knows that he must have passed away with the old thing, and there may not be much time left for him.

According to the information, the reincarnated Fahai opened a small car repair shop or chain, and he is a veritable successful person. But when Fang Zhang saw him, it subverted his understanding of successful people.

I saw a man who was not tall and a little sloppy and sloppy was wandering from the store. The data shows that the age of Fahai is 36 years old, but look at this maintenance...... At least 60 upwards.

Fang Zhang was sitting in the milk tea house, holding a straw in his mouth, leisurely sucking the milk tea he had just bought, and observing secretly through the glass.

After Fahai explained a few words, he came out of the auto repair shop and walked towards a row of luxury cars, Fang Zhang breathed a sigh of relief, this is right, luxury cars for successful people are standard.

Fahai walked and walked, and finally stopped in front of a dilapidated Songhua River.

Fang Zhang put down the straw in his mouth, this is not true, this is not true, don't don't ...... Please don't subvert my understanding of successful people again, Fang Zhang shouted in his heart. With two crisp sounds, the door of the Songhua River opened, and sure enough, it was still there!

If you think it's over now, you're wrong, and there's a horrific scene to come.

This Fahai actually took the rocker from the car to start the tractor! Inserted the rocker into the front bumper of the Songhua River, and then began to swing rhythmically, "Bang, bang......, bang

Fang Zhang directly pinched the milk tea in his hand, and the white milk tea sprayed his face.

This is a tractor modification! Talent, talent, I have heard that a tractor has been converted into a dump truck, but I have never heard of a tractor being converted into a Songhua River.

You have such a big industry, why are you reluctant to buy a trolley, which makes Fang Zhang unconsciously think of an article, "Sheep Fat Ball".

Of course, this wonderful performance ushered in the exclamations of many people, "Come and see, the tractor is fine!"

Suddenly, a traffic policeman rushed out of the crowd and snatched Fahai's rocking stick, "I've been squatting on you for a long time!"

The car was detained.....

There is no car, but Fahai still did not go back to the store, but walked towards the bus stop, Fang Zhang is about to collapse, you have so many employees, isn't it good to let someone send it casually?

Fahai walked in front, Fang Zhang followed, he was thinking of a way, and he still couldn't see any clues.

Suddenly, Fang Zhang's PHS rang, shake me to the right! Dear, don't do more than 10 times!

This is a hint, Fang Zhang hurriedly took out the climate bottle from his pocket, and shook it to the right a few times according to the instructions, only to see the white flocculent in the bottle slowly moving to the right, and at the same time, Fang Zhang suddenly felt cold, and unconsciously hit a spirit, "It's so cold!"

At this time, the sound of TV came from the commissary next to it, and the city will usher in strong cold air in the next hour, the temperature will drop significantly, and the local area will be accompanied by strong winds.

Cooled down.

This is an artifact, this should be every time you shake it down by one degree, no wonder it should be the right season, if you shake it to the right 30 times in midsummer, it will be poured down, hey sour!

Patronizing and proud, Fang Zhang didn't notice that Fahai had already gotten on the bus at this time, and the car had gradually drifted away, and he lost it! Fang Zhang didn't say much and got into a taxi next to him, pointed to the bus in front of him, "Follow him"

The driver will know, "Understand, why did the daughter-in-law run away with someone?"

......

Just a few steps away, there is a loudspeaker on the sprinkler truck behind the slogan, "maintaining urban sanitation is the responsibility of the city citizens...... accompanied by cheerful music, a drainage column crosses the road surface, because the temperature is extremely low, the water to the road surface will form a layer of ice film, extremely slippery.

The driver snorted, "Wonderful, sprinkling water on this day?" Obviously, the driver didn't know that this was made by Fang Zhang, and no one could have realized that the temperature could drop by 8 degrees in a few seconds

Sure enough, before the voice fell, a car slid sideways, hit the fence on the side of the road and rubbed against a sapling, the driver sighed: "Yes, some have lost, 3000 for the fence, 3000 for the sapling, who is this special trick to provoke whom!"

In order not to repeat the mistakes of the past, the driver subconsciously slowed down.

However, the bus driver in front of him seemed to have knocked on the drug, stepped on the accelerator wildly, the ground was similar to the mirror, safety first, and it was impossible for Fang Zhang to make requirements for taxis, so he could only watch the bus drift away.

Suddenly, the bus in front of it circled at a large angle, followed by a pleasant brake sound, and then I saw a yellow fog sprayed out in front of the bus, and the driver's room exclaimed at the same time, "Fuck, hit an alien!"

The car stopped, and then the passengers fled as if fleeing, covered with the yellow liquid left by the aliens, crouching on the side of the road and vomiting frantically.

Fang Zhang quipped: "Yo, this alien's taste is strong enough." ”

Fang Zhang threw a starting money for the driver and got out of the car, slowly walking to the scene of the accident, hoping to witness the abnormal wonders of the world, but the more he walked, the more he felt wrong, and the closer he got to the car, the bigger the smell, could it be?

Sure enough, when Fang Zhang walked to the front of the car with his nose covered, the bus actually rear-ended the fecal suction truck!

The most heavyweight rear-end collision in history was born, and then look at the arrogant driver who is squatting on the ground and vomiting wildly. It can be said that in this car, except for the young man who occupies the yellow seat for the old, weak, sick and disabled, he belongs to him who has won the deepest recruitment, and the report of the present world is too fast.

Looking at the sea in a state of embarrassment, Mu Ruo is stupid, like a walking corpse wandering back and forth on the ground, it should be stunned, and there is a vegetable leaf hanging on the brain!

The water is full of Jinshan, it turns out that this water is urine, and Jinshan is!

Mission accomplished!