"God of Wealth, this can't be a joke you made with me, right?"

Xiao Shuai stood in front of the statue of the God of Wealth, folded his hands, and kept muttering.

The reason for the incident is very simple, just now when he was taking a nap, he suddenly jumped out of his head with a mechanical sound of "the pink eye system found the host, and the binding was successful", and then Xiao Shuai felt that the whole person was not good.

Now as soon as he opens his eyes, a small red treasure chest will appear in front of him, the treasure chest is shining, and there is a face of the God of Wealth smiling there, and the smile is called a happy one!

He looked at his phone, and on the screen of his phone was the treasure chest of the God of Wealth smiling at him.

He looked at the fish on the table, and the fish turned into a treasure chest of the god of wealth and swam in the water.

Even when he looked at the girl on the street, the girl's face turned into a treasure chest of the God of Wealth......

Are you a box god?

In the future, if you look up and see a god of wealth lying there with a grin, this is unbearable?

Xiao Shuai thought that he wanted to get rich and wanted to be demonic, so he hurriedly worshiped the God of Wealth devoutly, but at this moment, a cold metallic voice suddenly appeared in his mind: "The pink eye system has been successfully bound, please receive your newbie gift package as soon as possible." ”

Not again!

I can't live this day!

"Come out! Come out for me!" Xiao Shuai turned around suddenly, his eyes looked over, there was the face of the God of Wealth on the treasure chest everywhere, he couldn't even see the door, and he was about to explode in depression: "Who are you? Come out for me! Why did you find me?!"

System: "Because the host is very good-looking." ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

He makes so much sense that I can't argue with it!

Let's just say, what system with such a high-end atmosphere and high-grade can find us, there must be a reason, right?

Ordinary people definitely don't have such treatment!

"Oh, didn't you say that earlier?" Xiao Shuai suddenly calmed down, wiped his hair lightly, and said with a smile: "Okay, I think we can actually sit down and have a good talk." What kind of pink eye system do you say you have, what the hell is it?"

System: "A system is a set of programs that can get you to the top of your life. ”

The pinnacle of life!

As soon as he heard this, Xiao Shuai's eyes lit up!

The pinnacle of life!

Girl!

Money!

100 million is just the pinnacle of life with a small goal!

"Really?" Xiao Shuai closed the door of the store with an arrow step, and then walked to his bed and lay down, the whole person was put into a big word, and said excitedly: "Then hurry up and give me a girl! Lori Royal Sister Mature Sister or something, a wife is fine! Don't worry, you're welcome, I'm ready!"

System: "No, I can't. ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Your sister!

Xiao Shuai got up with a grunt and shook his mobile phone: "Then can you give me cash or a check? Give me a million flowers first? You have such a high-end and high-grade system, this request is not too much, right?"

System: "No, I can't. ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Xiao Shuai: "This can't be done, what do you want?!"

System: "The system thinks that it is cliché to raise money based on the host's appearance. ”

EMMMMMM……

"Okay, I have to admit that what you said is still very reasonable," Xiao Shuai immediately took a light breath, took out the mirror and looked at it - still so handsome!

Let's just say, such a beautiful man with sword eyebrows and starry eyes is indeed a bit vulgar when he mentions money, and immediately asked: "Then let me ask you, you said that you can let me go to the peak of life, what function must there be?"

The system was immediately introduced——

"System function 1: turn on the light. Capability introduction: Something that has been lit up by the system can get a great enhancement of functions. ”

"System function 2: The host can collect other people's eye blush index to open up things. ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

"Open...... Kaiguang?!" Xiao Shuai looked confused, and said: "I am a feng shui physiognomy myself, what else do I want you to do when I open the light?!"

System: "The opening function is extremely powerful, now please ask the handsome host to receive the newbie package to start the experience." ”

Well, for the adjective "handsome", I reluctantly accepted it......

Xiao Shuai: "Turn it on, I'll see what your function looks like." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, there was a ding, and the red treasure chest in front of him suddenly emitted a dazzling light, and then Xiao Shuai felt that a villain suddenly appeared in his head!

That little life's sword eyebrows and starry eyes, the bridge of the nose is straight, the height is one meter eighty-two, the muscles are well-proportioned eight-pack abs, extremely handsome and dashing, and the jade tree is in the wind, this is definitely not wrong.

At the same time, the system tone sounded again-

"The host successfully opened the newbie chest and began to read the host's data-"

"Name: Xiao Shuai. ”

"Age: 25 years old. ”

"Gender: Male. ”

"Profession: Divine Stick. ”

"Career: 20 square meters of feng shui physiognomist store (rent), total assets: 256.88 yuan. ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Do you want to be so shocking? You tell you everything, and you still have some privacy?!

What is a magic stick?!Brother, is this called Mr. Feng Shui, do you understand?!

But if you think about it carefully, the names of this system are so improper, and the others are nothing - pink eye system, it's quite urinary to hear this name, which is very in line with our style of acting......

Go in someone else's way and let others blush!

The system ignores what he's thinking and continues—

"Starter Bundle Reward: Eyes Opened. The opening of the light starts, please wait for ......"

With the system's words, Xiao Shuai saw a golden light emerge from the villain's eyes in his head!

What the heck?!

Laser eye?

Stare at whom, who's pregnant?!

System: "The Starter Pack is finished, and the host's eyes gain the Enlighten attribute, and the function is enhanced: the eye of the emoji." ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Meme Eyes?!

Xiao Shuai blinked vigorously - he didn't notice any changes, the roof of the house was still like that, and he didn't say that his eyesight had improved, and he didn't feel clear......

Xiao Shuai's face was full of doubts, it is said that the function of this system should be a little bit, right?

Curious, he stood up and looked around the room, only to suddenly find that in the corner of the bed where he had just been lying, there was a small red question mark spinning there!

Hallucinations again?

Xiao Shuai looked at other places again, all of them were normal, but as soon as he saw the corner of the bed, a small red question mark appeared!

After all, what are we called the eyes of emoji after our eyes are opened......

"Could it be that there is something in the corner of the bed?" Xiao Shuai thought about it carefully, it was possible, it was possible! There was a small red question mark there, there must be something!

Without saying a word, Xiao Shuai carefully checked the ground there.

The floor was covered with the oldest tiles, the kind that had been polished off the paint, and was covered with dust.

The little red question mark is on the second floor tile against the wall, and it keeps turning.

"What the hell?" Xiao Shuai tapped lightly with his fingers, making a thumping sound - this floor tile was actually empty!

"Could it be that there is a treasure in it?!" Xiao Shuai's eyes lit up instantly!

This is something that can be seen by the eye of the emoji, so it must not be bad!

Xiao Shuai hurriedly took the rag and wiped it carefully, and found that this floor tile was not stained, but put it in! That means that it should actually be a place similar to a safe!

Xiao Shuai immediately found a screwdriver and carefully pried open the floor tiles, and at this glance, he was immediately stunned!

He was right, the inside of this floor tile was indeed empty, and in this small space, there were actually four bottles of Moutai hidden!

Moutai!

Four whole bottles!

Even the four bottles that leave the factory now cost five or six thousand yuan, and these four bottles of wine ......

Xiao Shuai hurriedly picked up a bottle and wiped the dust on it with his hands, and was stunned when he saw it!

Date of manufacture: October 14, 1982.

Brand: Feitian Moutai 53 degrees.

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Nearly forty years of Feitian Moutai!

it!

It's a windfall!

If this thing is taken out for auction, it can't be sold for tens of thousands of dollars?!

“HOHO…… HOHOHOHOHO...... "Xiao Shuai's eyes are about to burst with golden light!"

This emoji eye is a fortress!

Xiao Shuai's mood at this time can be described as an explosion, carefully put the four bottles of wine in boxes and locked them in the cabinet, and then restored the floor tiles to their original state - hahahahaha, this shop was bought by our father for 400,000 yuan, and no one can snatch this wine!

A bottle of filial piety to our father, a bottle of filial piety to our future father-in-law, the remaining two bottles of auction, so decided!

For a while, Xiao Shuai was in a good mood, and even looked at the screwdriver in his hand......

Then he saw that at the door of the store, there was a little face of the God of Wealth smiling!

Xiao Shuai: "!!"

It's another windfall!

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