Chapter 270: I am the successor

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Even after Jiang Xia let go, "Nonsense" still galloped towards the road of no return for neurosis, and Jiang Xia was deeply grateful.

But recently, Zhao Yongjiang's brain hole has been a little big, and he has moved his head to Jiang Xia's head.

Jiang Xia came back last time to accompany them to shoot a series of nonsense, and after complaining about the sensitive news, he also took two videos and sent them during the filming period. One time is also sensitive news, and the other time is a statement made by Jiang Xia after Peng Liang left the crew, which was only half a minute.

"Thin man, are you sure you show me this, don't you want to be beaten?" Jiang Xia's tone was very unkind.

Zhao Yongjiang sneered: "How can I be? I definitely don't want to be beaten, isn't this to increase the ratings, you can try it, just finish reading, it's very simple." ”

"Believe it or not, I'll chop you?" Jiang Xia waved his hand to scare him.

Zhao Yongjiang took two steps back and said, "Now, don't do it, if you don't want to do it, let's put this matter aside." ”

"Come back, who wrote the manuscript for me?" Jiang Xia wondered, "It's too vulgar, isn't it?"

The fat man discussed it with the white-haired two. "Zhao Yongjiang betrayed Shen Fatzi and Yan Jiahe very immorally.

Jiang Xia rolled his eyes and said, "I know it's their business, okay, I'll record it, and I'll be idle when I'm idle." ”

Zhao Yongjiang was overjoyed and said: "Come on, come on, you have already prepared everything, just waiting for you to be in place." ”

"Welcome Director Jiang University to visit the talk show column group to guide the work. Shen Fatzi coaxed.

The corners of Jiang Xia's mouth twitched: "It seems that I am still the person in charge of the talk show now, right? What do you mean, fat man? After giving me such a draft, you still want to push me out?"

"No, you have to be the boss. This draft is Bai Mao's idea, and I am only assisting in the revision. Shen Fatzi immediately cleared up the relationship and said.

Jiang Xia looked at Yan Jiahe, Yan Jiahe was already anxious and said: "Brother Jiang, there is absolutely nothing, it is the fat man's idea, he has to drag me to write this, saying that you must be happy." Brother Jiang, you know me, I definitely can't do such a trivial thing. ”

"This line is so familiar. Jiang Xia muttered to himself.

Zhao Yongjiang said: "Okay, okay, you two are half a catty, hurry up, Jiang Xia, come on, come on, the position of the host is yours, record it, you can definitely cry ghosts and gods." ”

"Huh. Jiang Xia pulled a mocking smile at the corner of his mouth.

Everything was ready, and just about to start reading, Zhang Pengpeng flashed into the door and said, "I'll come and watch, no opinion, right?"

"You can't have read the manuscript, right?" Jiang Xia asked directly when she saw her excited look.

Zhang Pengpeng said with a smile: "Of course, I also added two sentences." ”

"You ...... Let me tell you what is good. Jiang Xia said speechlessly.

A crowd laughed.

Jiang Xia looked at the manuscript on the teleprompter, took a deep breath, and then started a talk show.

"Hello everyone, I'm Jiangxia, that's right, this is a new issue of nonsense, as an informal host, I actually meet you here all day long, I feel a strong murderous aura, the murderous aura comes from Slender Jiang, he is afraid that I will rob him of his job. But I don't, I don't want to do it, really, believe me.

Well, without further ado. Today's topic, um, um, um...... cough cough cough ......

To be honest, I don't want to talk about it, but I have to say it in the manuscript I was given, because no one dares to say it except me, because the person who wants to talk about it is myself.

As a guy who swears people on the Internet all day long, Jiang Xia's popularity has grown very strangely. Damn, I said that I was really awkward.

Jiang Xia's popularity has grown very strangely, so why is this? Why does Jiang Xia like to scold people so much? Today, we have interviewed Jiang Xia in a unique way, and we have personally asked him why. ”

This issue is full of nonsense, and the manuscript they wrote is to divide Jiang Xia Jing into two people, one is the host Jiang Xia, and the other is Jiang Xia who was interviewed.

"Hello Mr. Jiang Xia, I am the host Jiang Xia, I am very happy to interview you, the majority of netizens want to ask you a question, why do you like to scold people so much?"

When saying this, Jiang Xia played the host sideways, holding a roll of tissues as a microphone, facing the air. Then, he turned to the other side, holding a tissue like a microphone, and his voice became a little thicker.

"It's nice to meet you, as for why I like to scold so much, in fact, I have always had a secret that I haven't told you, it's me, there's something wrong. When I was a child, I took a bath and accidentally poured more water into my brain. When my brain is in water, I like to scold people, otherwise what normal person likes to scold? Host, you're right?"

Jiang Xia said these words with a very serious look, his voice was thick and the words were round, but the people who watched his video laughed lightly.

The whole manuscript was written by them to trick Jiang Xia and play, and they also got some ratings by the way. asked Zhao Yongjiang to come for an interview, and there was absolutely no joy of letting Jiang Xia interview himself.

Jiang Xia turned to the other side and continued to ask: "So that's the case, then according to what you say, those who like to scold people on the Internet are all in the water?"

"Yes. Jiang Xia replied solemnly.

"The majority of netizens are still curious, how are you doing in a prison abroad?"

"Foreign prisons actually feel very good, in which I often watch news broadcasts, improve my ideological awareness, and always educate myself that I am the successor, and I must remember to hide my identity and not be discovered. At the same time, in order to adhere to the core values of socialism, we must be prosperous, strong, democratic, civilized, harmonious, free, equal, just, rule of law, patriotic, dedicated, honest and friendly. ”

"So, you've been hiding your identity all along, why are you saying it now?"

"Here's the thing, I got a text message that day. Asked me do I need a loan? I said a billion. He asked me if I had a mortgage? I said that I had a building on Chang'an Avenue in Beijing. He asked again whether it was an office building or a residential building. I said it's ** castle tower. Ask me who I am, and I say I'm the successor. Then he scolded me for a long time, and I had accidentally revealed my identity, so I didn't care. ”

"After revealing your identity, did it make any difference?"

"Yes. Since it was revealed that I was the successor, in order to maintain my identity, I stopped scolding. Even people are rare, for fear that someone will come and assassinate me. For the sake of our great ideals, I must live and not tarnish my own image. Because I'm not alone, I'm the successor of **. ”

"Is there any conflict between your current profession and your identity that you have been so hard to hide?"

"Nope. ”

"Is there anything you'd like to tell us at the end of the interview?"

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness. ”

When he said these last sixteen words, Jiang Xia looked like he was dedicated to his lofty ideals.

"Hahahaha. Zhang Pengpeng's smile was the most exaggerated.

"Hahahahaha. Zhao Yongjiang is not far behind.

"I'm laughing to death, hahahahahaha. Shen Fatzi was laughing there.

"Sure enough, only Brother Jiang can show it, hahahahahaha. "Yan Jiahe is also very immoral.

"It's funny, it's funny. Hahahaha. Even Zhou Fan said so, which shows how funny Jiang Xia's performance is.

After Jiang Xia finished it, he threw the tissue in his hand directly to the ground, and sat on the ground, looking unloved.

"Why did I promise you to record such a paragraph?" Jiang Xia looked at the ceiling and said, "You must have hypnotized me just now, otherwise I would definitely not have agreed." ”

Zhao Yongjiang smiled and said, "Hahaha, Jiang Xia, this is what you promised yourself." I promise, after this episode is broadcast, you will definitely be able to catch fire. ”

"The meager headlines must have you. Zhang Pengpeng also said, "Oh, I can't do it, hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, your expression just now, oops, no, laughing makes my stomach hurt, my mother has to go, and when I see you again, I must laugh." Hahahahaha, it's so funny, it's so fun. ”

The corners of Jiang Xia's mouth twitched, watching Zhang Pengpeng open the door and run out, laughing there like a madman.

Zhou Fan laughed for a while and said, "Jiang Xia, it's really hot." ”

"Brother Zhou, you also coaxed. Jiang Xia glared.

Shen Fatzi said: "Jiang Xia, how long have you not broken the news? Your popularity has not increased for a long time, where is the speed of reaching the fourth line in those three months? This is not good, with this video, it will definitely allow you to advance at least two rankings." ”

"Huh. ”

"Three. ”

"Huh. ”

"Four. It's a bit of an exaggeration to enter the third line, and the four rankings should still be stable, right?"

Jiang Xia gritted his teeth and said, "I'd rather go back ten places, can I discuss something with you?"

"No, you can't. Shen Fatzi directly refused.

"Why don't you listen to anything?" Jiang Xia asked.

Shen Fatzi nodded and said, "I don't want to hear it, I just put you together, there must be nothing good." ”

"When did you become so smart?" Jiang Xia said in surprise.

Yan Jiahe came forward and said: "Since playing the game with Fat Brother, Fat Brother's IQ has obviously improved a lot. ”

"I prove. Zhao Yongjiang raised his hand as a witness.

Shen Fatzi smiled and said, "Jiang Xia, you just admit it." Let's go back, let's think about the next one, and then call you to come. ”

Jiang Xia was just about to say something, Feng Lin knocked on the door and came in, and the representative of Shengshi had already arrived.

There was nothing to say about the process of signing the contract, but when the representative of Shengshi looked at Jiang Xia, his eyes were always a little wrong. They also don't understand why they must spend a lot of money to buy the right film and television rights.

sent them away, Jiang Xia didn't stay in the studio for long, and rushed directly to the airport, he had to rush back to the set today, and there was still a scene waiting for him to shoot tomorrow.

When I was on the plane, I don't know if I had a relationship with someone in the prosperous world, Jiang Xia ran into Li Yu so much. (To be continued.) )