Zhao Jingjing didn't just scream, those two hands instinctively covered her chest, and she kept grinning in pain.

Wow, the opportunity has come! Wu Zheng was excited, and hurriedly smiled and expressed his concern: "Sister-in-law, are you okay?"

"Did you say there was anything wrong?" Zhao Jingjing sucked in the cool air and glared at Wu Zheng viciously.

But when she found that Wu Zheng and the two were looking at her, she was immediately furious: "What are you looking at?"

When he said this, Wu Liang's face turned black at that time: "What else can you see? You shout chest pain? I don't look at you, where else can I look?"

"...... you" Zhao Jingjing was asked, but then she suddenly reacted, "Okay, I said why did you want me to tie this thing in the first place, it turns out that you are still for this." ”

"Which one am I for?" Wu Zheng was unhappy, and scolded angrily: "Do you understand the road safety law? National laws stipulate that passengers in the co-pilot must wear seat belts. ”

"Is there any provision in the law that makes you brake so suddenly, and makes you look at me with a thief's eye?"

"I ......" Wu Zheng's face darkened again when asked: "Why did I brake suddenly? Did you make me shout to stop? Also, look at my face, look at my two eyes?"

Zhao Jingjing was confused for a while, and really looked at Wu Zheng's face, but after looking at it for a while, she still didn't understand, she couldn't help blinking, and asked suspiciously: "What are you asking me to see? I've been looking at it for a long time, and I haven't noticed that there are flowers on your face?"

"You only have flowers on your face!" Wu Zheng was full of black lines in his head, and scolded angrily: "I'm here to show you, why is I such a righteous and awe-inspiring person?"

"Vomit!" Zhao Jingjing suddenly covered her mouth: "Don't say it, you're going to vomit my nausea?"

"Vomited?" Wu Zheng rolled his eyes, and raised his eyebrows with a wicked smile: "Sister-in-law, people say that only pregnant people vomit? You won't get pregnant again, right?"

"Get out!" Zhao Jingjing immediately turned her face: "The old lady and the man have been dead for two years, where can I get pregnant?"

"I ......" was said too strongly, and the fierce Wu Zheng didn't dare to take a stubble.

In fact, after finishing speaking, Zhao Jingjing also regretted it a little, for fear that Wu Zheng would think too much, so he quickly unbuckled his seat belt and reached out to push the car door.

Seeing that she was about to get out of the car, Wu Zheng was surprised, "Why are you going? ”

"I ......" Zhao Jingjing said twice, but in the end she didn't speak, but climbed towards the hill.

Wu Zhenghu scratched his ears suspiciously, but suddenly remembered Zhao Jingjing's twisting and turning just now, and suddenly understood: "Sister-in-law, you won't be going to relieve yourself, right?"

"Do you know and ask?" Zhao Jingjing turned around and scolded, and then warned: "Don't follow your kid, do you hear?" ”

"Cut!" Wu Zheng immediately expressed disdain: "Am I so obscene? Even if I want to see it, I have to ask you to ask me to see it." ”

"I invite you to see it?" Zhao Jingjing suddenly laughed as if she heard a joke: "Zhengzi, you haven't woken up yet, have you?"

"Yes, if I can sleep with a big beauty like you, even if it's a dream, I'm willing!"

Hearing such an adjective, Zhao Jingjing was ashamed and happy, and a little ashamed, she didn't dare to talk nonsense with Wu Zheng anymore, and hurriedly went up the mountain to find bushes.

Before she could squat down, Wu Zheng shouted below: "Be careful, there are snakes on the mountain." ”

"Get out!" Zhao Jingjing took a sip, but she still turned her head and looked around, making sure that there was nothing abnormal, so she looked at the bottom of the mountain again.

found that Wu Zheng was still sitting in the car, so she lifted her skirt and squatted down.

But when she was about to untie her hand, she heard the sound of Si Xi Suo behind her, and when she looked back, her face turned white with fright.

More than three meters away from her, a small cyan snake is crawling this way?

Small snakes on the mountain are not uncommon, but the head of the snake in front of me is triangular, and it looks like a poisonous snake at first glance.

If it is an ordinary woman, after seeing the snake, it must be frightened and numb, and she screams loudly.

But Zhao Jingjing didn't take it seriously at all, picked up a dry wooden stick beside her, and stared at the little green snake with both eyes.

"Wu Zheng, this bastard, what a crow's mouth! He said there are snakes, and there are really snakes!"

She muttered, and her left hand quietly tugged at her pants, but she didn't dare to make too many movements.

Because snakes are such things, most of them don't actively hurt people. As long as you don't move around and make it think you're going to hurt it, it won't attack.

In her gaze, the little snake really stopped, and then slowly dripped away and turned around.

Seeing the little snake turn around and swim away, Zhao Jingjing breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly stood up.

But as soon as she stood up, she found that the little green snake was gone, and she was shocked, and hurriedly threw a small wooden stick into the grass under her feet.

"Whoosh!" At her call, the little green snake was picked out by the wooden stick and landed in the grass not far away.

Looking at the little green snake that coiled up and hissed at her, Zhao Jingjing was suddenly shocked into a cold sweat.

Fortunately, I reacted quickly enough just now, otherwise, I would have been bitten by a snake?

It's just that the little green snake doesn't leave, and she doesn't dare to take the initiative to escape, because she doesn't have the confidence to pass this snake faster than speed.

Forced to be helpless, she had no choice but to shout loudly: "Wu Zheng, come and save me!"

"What are you doing? Please let me see you untie your hands?" Wu Zheng jumped out of the car.

"Fuck off, there's a snake!"

"I'm dizzy!" Wu Zheng was taken aback: Brother was just joking with that girl just now, why is there really a snake?

Although he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, he still went up the mountain quickly, and soon arrived at Zhao Jingjing's side.

Strange to say, as soon as he stood down, the little green snake suddenly turned around as if he had seen a natural enemy, and after a few brushes, there was no longer a shadow.

Zhao Jingjing was dumbfounded: "What's the matter? Zhengzi, you belong to a dog, even snakes are afraid of you?"

"Can your family dogs catch snakes?" Wu Zheng scolded depressedly, then turned around and left.

It seems that the plot in the novel is all deceitful, and it is impossible for a woman to relieve herself of being bitten by a snake!

Back in the car, Zhao Jingjing was no longer willing to wear a seat belt, Wu Zheng had no choice but to sigh regretfully.

When passing by the school gate, Wu Zheng suddenly remembered the woman he met in the morning, and couldn't help asking, "Sister-in-law, there is a female teacher here, right?"

"Why are you asking this?" Zhao Jingjing immediately became vigilant: "Boy, you won't be fancy to others, right?"

Wu Zheng was scolded: "Damn, what kind of thoughts are you? I just looked at that person's dress, it doesn't seem like he is from here?"

"Hehe!" Zhao Jingjing obviously couldn't believe it, but she found that the car had been parked at the mouth of her own alley, especially if there were still people on the street, she didn't care about laughing at Wu Zheng, and hurriedly pushed the car door and got out of the car.

But standing under the car, she immediately turned around and sneered: "You little bastard, you want to inquire about other female teachers, you go and ask your sister!"

"Sakura?" Wu Zheng blinked: "She knows?"

"Of course she knew, not only did she know, but she ......"

"Didi!" Before Zhao Jingjing could finish speaking, she was interrupted by the sound of a car horn.

Wu Zheng looked back, it turned out to be Wang Xiaoming's auspicious King Kong, and he was immediately happy.

When I left in the morning, I bumped into each other, and when I came back this afternoon, I actually caught up with another piece?

Probably because Toyota is too domineering, Wu Jiawa has never had such a good car, so Wang Xiaoming has already stopped the car, and poked his head out and asked Zhao Jingjing: "Sister-in-law, whose car is this?"

Zhao Jingjing pursed her lips and asked mockingly, "Guess?"

"I guess ......" Wang Xiaoming was speechless: "Where can I guess?"

"Shasha......" Wu Zheng didn't let him guess, but dropped the window.

"Wu Zheng?" Seeing him, Wang Xiaoming suddenly exclaimed: "How could it be you?"