Chapter 44: Daddy

This kind of intimate contact with the body to express goodwill, so as to eliminate the hostility and fear of the conscious individual and obtain the opportunity to get close, is called "goodwill expression" It is usually a common method used by psychologists to treat children with autism, but there are also biologists who claim that this method can also be used in cross-species social communication, such as you can use this method to try to contact pets, tame wild animals, and even use it to communicate with intelligent creatures who do not understand the language.

I have always had reservations about this academic view, for no other reason, simply because this pattern of goodwill and friendliness has never been successful, and no one has even designed the relevant reality, which is understandable, not to mention taming beasts and communicating with aliens, and the negative examples of you going to tease other people's dogs and then being yelled at and thrown out of eight main roads have long abounded, which is enough to show the nonsense of this theory, and any scientist who cherishes his reputation and pants will not be so boring to engage in cross-species goodwill。

And now, I want to use this kind of real yàn number jù and argument inference, which is probably just a real yàn theory made up by some brick family called beasts in order to cheat the manuscript fee, to try to communicate with an artificial creature that has no eyes, no ears, and doesn't even know where the head grows, and I really feel a lot of pressure, what if this little thing doesn't eat this set? What if this little thing doesn't like to be touched with a wet nose? What if this little thing opens its mouth and bites people when it's upset?...... I couldn't help but think crankily while following Chen Sanshan's instructions to flattering myself with goosebumps.

Facts have proved that Chen Sanshan has made up a little life for himself. There are still three points to understand, and the little things are under my series of fleshy flattering attacks. He didn't smack me through my nose in annoyance, but twisted and pinched to refuse to welcome back. I was embarrassed and couldn't help but take the initiative to cater to it, and finally collapsed under my series of tough attacks that were both shameless and non-stop...... How do I feel so perverted?

Suddenly, I felt that someone had been inserted in the back of my head, and a strange sour tingling and tingling wandered all over my body, as if I had gained something but lost something at the same time, and my brain seemed to be about to ascend to heaven ethereally, and as if it was going to sink into hell in chaos, from the brain center to the peripheral nerves, it seemed to be reborn and reborn.

In a word. After a period of epileptic spasms, my consciousness and reason began to regain control of my body, but I felt as if something else seemed to be in my mind, if I wanted to describe it, as if I had suddenly grown an extra hand or a leg, and a new limb that was completely unfamiliar but freely manipulated......

Of course, I didn't have much on me that shouldn't have appeared, but what happened next scared me so much that I almost sat on the ground with my soul, a young and crisp. The voice full of new life and vitality like a newborn baby, with an unquestionable tone, bluntly and abruptly broke into the world of consciousness in my mind, using the simplest and most common. The pronunciation was still a little vague and simple syllables, and in an instant I was scorched on the outside and green on the inside, and it said: Dad-Dad!

What!!!?

My brain crashed instantly. The mountains and mountains collapsed like a tsunami in my mind, and these are the only words that can't be hovered. I want us to be clean and strict with ourselves for more than 20 years, and we don't fall in love when we are young, and we don't mess up when we grow up. I never even throw away used toilet paper, how can I still fall into this situation of jumping out of a son without preparation!?

"Gene Set...... "The panic was only for a moment, and I immediately cleared my mind and calmed down, and began to explore the origin of this son who directly invaded my consciousness.

"Hmm!" replied cheerfully, as if glad I recognized him.

"Big brother!!" I cried out with tears in my eyes, "I know you're so funny, but let's not play like that!

"Huh?" The genetic aggregate does not seem to have a high IQ, or the intelligence is only at the level of a baby of a year or two, and it cannot understand complex sentences.

I immediately turned my head to Chen Sanshan: "What the hell is going on?"

"What's going on?" the old fellow pretended not to know what kind of grandeur I was going through in my mind, and smiled and said seriously.

"Why does he call me Dad!" I yelled at Old Wang.

"Oh, this, you know, many animals have the instinct to recognize their mothers, and recognize the living creatures they see at first sight as their mothers," Lao Wang Ba smiled evilly: "And although the gene collection is created by the master, it is really revived after it is implanted in your body, and you have always been feeding him with your own nutrition, so you are naturally the closest person to him and the first person he saw, and the master thinks that he did not call you 'mom' is already very respectful of your gender and face......"

I was depressed and wanted to pull out my hair, just about to break with Lao Wang Ba to wash away the injustice of my unmarried childbearing, but Jiang Shasha had a situation on her side, and the steam engine behind her stopped running with a few clicks after a violent tremble, and the high-temperature steam that continued to spew out from the muzzle of the gun also stopped, and the steam fog that covered the top of our heads to protect us from sneak attacks immediately thinnerped a lot.

"The steam consumption is too great, it's overloaded," Jiang Shasha reluctantly withdrew the barrel of the cannon, stared at me and asked, "Are you all well?" ”

"Now I don't have time to discuss those who have and don't," Chen Sanshan hurriedly said: "The top priority is to deal with that guy in the sky! Wu Di, you should have confidence now, right? With your son as your strong backing......

"Get out! Lao Tzu will settle accounts with you in a while!" I angrily pushed away Chen Sanshan, the old Wang Ba, and moved my muscles and bones to prepare to do it, I have to say that neural connection is really a very wonderful state, I don't need any training and explanation, I already know how I should control biological deformation through guò gene collection, just like I don't need to be taught to know how to eat, drink, and breathe, this is an instinct integrated into nerve cells.

"Daddy......"

"Don't call me Dad!" We don't even have a girlfriend in the real sense of the word, but we have a son on our right hand, and some people with dirty ideas still don't know how to make up the story that I have to tell my right hand! Is there anything more unjust in the world?

"Woo~~~!Dad doesn't like me anymore~!"

"Don't! Don't disconnect...... Good son!Daddy likes you the most!" (To be continued......)