Chapter 243: Pretending to be successful
Chapter 243: Pretending to be successful
After Zheng Longfa was meager and had been waiting for Jiang Xia's reply, after inviting the water army, he was even more concerned about Jiang Xia's meager all the time, just waiting to see Jiang Xia's fun. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info∈↗,
Then he saw Jiang Xia's meager hair, and he immediately began to mock.
"Gongshan Studio, I really didn't expect that Jiang Xia, you would be so faceless and skinless. Do you really understand? Who believes it? Martial arts novels, how can people with no experience write them? How can you, a person who has been abroad for so many years, know what the real martial arts are? The Condor says that the great man of chivalry is for the country and the people. It's the most classic explanation so far. This is called chivalry, do you think that there is only martial arts, and fighting and killing is called chivalry? It's so shameless and skinless, people like you come to shoot TV series and shoot Bao Qingtian, it's disrespectful to Bao Qingtian, let's go study for another two years. ”
Zheng Long's meager hair was sent very quickly, and it was sent out in less than three minutes after Jiang Xia's meager hair.
"Hmph, I finally caught your sore feet, you are young, you know what martial arts are? If you want to write martial arts well, how can you write it without experience, and how can you write well without any historical and cultural accumulation?" Zheng Long muttered to himself, "Look at how you justify yourself and go around the pit, right?" ”
Not long after Jiang Xia's meager smog was issued, there were some comments.
"Do you really understand? What do you know? What is martial arts?"
"Jiang Xia, what you said is a little wrong, what do you really understand?"
"Until now, I feel that the best definition of the word chivalry in martial arts is the sentence in the Condor, the great man of chivalry, for the country and the people. Guo Jing is a well-deserved hero. ”
"Yang Guo too, the Condor Hero is called a hero, isn't it because he has done something for the country and the people?"
"Jiang Xia, in your play, it should only be considered martial arts at most. You can't call it chivalrous, right?"
"Director Zheng Long is right, Jiang Xia, you have been abroad for so many years, you really don't know what it means to be a chivalrous. ”
"Martial arts, you still have a little experience to understand, Jiang Xia said that he really understands, it's a bit too much. ”
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A group of people are unhappy with Jiangxia under the meager bottom. thinks that Jiangxia is bragging about it this time, and if martial arts are so easy to understand, martial arts novels will not be so difficult to write.
In the first twenty minutes, they were almost one-sided talking about Jiang Xia's no, and they all thought that Jiang Xia was unsuccessful this time, and he should give a bad review and even apologize.
It is unlikely that he will apologize, and he will not apologize with Jiang Xia's temperament, but it is really inappropriate to say so.
Jiang Xia saw Zheng Long's meager feelings. directly forwarded it and typed two words, "hehe".
Hehe** is definitely a depressing reply, because you really don't know how to reply except for scolding "Hehe, your sister".
Jiang Xia played hehe, everyone knew that he was mocking Zheng Long, but there was no reason for his ridicule. Zheng Long is talking about the voices of many people, Jiang Xia, how can you understand martial arts?
So many people say you're overdressing, don't you realize the problem?
Many people said in the comments that Jiangxia was wrong. At the very least, you should maintain a humble attitude.
Just ten minutes after Jiang Xia's meager "hehe" was sent, a screenshot circulated on the Internet.
"Holy. Am I blind?"
"I must have opened it the wrong way today, it can't be. ”
"It's a monster, it's haunted. ”
"There's a problem with the celebrity list!"
"Oh my God, this can't be. ”
Zheng Long's face was about to be swollen. ”
"Who's going to pinch me?
"Jiang Xia, this is going to heaven?"
"On the right way to open the celebrity list. ”
"There's definitely something wrong with this edition of the celebrity list. ”
"There must be a bug, impossible. ”
"It's fun. ”
……
Netizens were like fraudulent corpses, and they were shocked and made a fuss on the meager face. It's really surprising news.
At the same time, Zheng Longzheng was smirking, he didn't think that Jiang Xia's hehe was contemptuous of him. He thought that Jiang Xia had nothing to say, so he could only hide his embarrassment with hehe. So, he was very proud. can force Jiang Xia, a meager public enemy, to look like this, who else can do it except him?
Zheng Long, who was smiling proudly, made a cup of coffee and took a sip, well, delicious. He was beautiful and looked at how Jiang Xia was scolded, and he believed that after seeing Jiang Xia being scolded, he would be even happier. It's a great day today.
As soon as he boarded the meager board, he squirted out a mouthful of coffee and sprayed it directly onto the screen.
The coffee on the computer screen is still sliding, like raindrops on the glass of a car on a rainy day, stained with mud.
Zheng Long just stared at it, the coffee on the screen was dry on the screen, and he didn't take his eyes off. Suddenly, he felt that his face was a little painful, a little burning, and a little hot.
It was as if someone had given him dozens of ear scrapers, and it was so unpleasant.
On the screen is a screenshot, a screenshot of the celebrity list.
Name: Jiang Xia.
Profession: Singer, music producer, martial arts writer, Internet celebrity joker.
Gender: Male.
Date of birth: 06/06.
Introduction: The second artist of Gongshan Studio, the official meager person in charge of Gongshan Studio, a first-line Internet celebrity, a joker, a meager public enemy, a public enemy of the media, and a brother in the scolding industry. The main person in charge of the talk show "Nonsense". Producer of the albums "Look at Me Seventy-two Changes" and "East Wind Break". He sang songs such as "East Wind Breaking", "Dusk", "You Are Not Really Happy", "Lilacs", "Onions", "Overheating" and other songs, among which the song "East Wind Breaking" created a new style of Chinese style. The sales of the debut album exceeded 1.2 million copies. The original creator of the fiery fairy tale "Daughter of the Sea", the article "China Confidence" was quoted by the People's Daily. Author of the novella "The Old Man and the Sea". The author of the martial arts novels "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", his pen name is Xia Gujin.
The previous introduction is Jiang Xia's original inherent introduction, and in the update of the celebrity list at three o'clock, Jiang Xia's career column added the words "martial arts writer", and the last sentence was also added to the introduction.
With just two simple updates, Jiang Xia's ranking among the fourth-tier stars has risen by more than a dozen places.
Zheng Long was stunned for a long time, looking at the screenshot of the celebrity list, it was really unbelievable, everyone had been looking for Xia Gujin for so long. Could it be that Jiangxia bastard?
The taunt he made before now looks like a joke, Xia Gujin doesn't understand what martial arts are? How is this possible?
Thinking about it again, he also used Xia Gujin's words to satirize Jiang Xia. Take a look now...... My face hurts!
It was also at this time that Zheng Long finally understood what Jiang Xia meant, that is, the most basic contempt and ridicule, so much so that he thought Jiang Xia was speechless.
Don't say that Zheng Long is dumbfounded here, he is dumbfounded, the sailors are also dumbfounded, and the martial arts fans are also dumbfounded.
Xia Gujin entered the fourth line, and his true identity was exposed.
On June 10th, Xia Gujin brushed up on such a big sense of existence. The vast number of media reporters with magical powers have been looking for a long time, but no news about him has been exposed, as if he is a person who appeared out of thin air.
Now on June 18th, in just one week, Xia Gujin's identity has been exposed, I never thought that Xia Gujin turned out to be Jiangxia, this is not scientific at all!
The media was when Zheng Long mocked Jiang Xia. Just fanning the flames, but now Jiangxia's Xia Gujin vest is exposed. They shut up in an instant, and they didn't let people play?
Who is Xia Gujin, you Jiangxia shouldn't be Xia Gujin, everyone is mocking you with Xia Gujin's words, but you suddenly become Xia Gujin, mocking yourself with your words. No matter how thick-skinned the media is, they are embarrassed to continue to do this.
Not only them, but also martial arts fans, who originally mocked Jiang Xia and said that he didn't understand what martial arts was, and compared Xia Gujin, but now Jiang Xia is Xia Gujin.
"Jiangxia is Xia Gujin. He said that he understands martial arts, and it seems that he really does. ”
"Whoever wants to say that Jiang Xia doesn't understand martial arts, that's really funny. ”
"Zheng Long's face is swollen, right? I really want to see what his expression is. ”
"The people who mock Jiang Xia below are not going to delete the comments quickly?"
"Jiang Xia's ability to pretend to be silent, I have to learn hard. ”
"On how to pretend to be the coolest? Jiang Xia is the coolest to pretend to be silent, and then suddenly awesome. ”
"The most silent thing, when others look down on it, it breaks out, and it is really the true meaning of pretending to be forced. ”
"How do you feel like it's the same as the online text routine? However, this pretending to give full marks. ”
"Damn, how can Jiang Xia write a novel like Condor Shooting and Condor?"
"The writing style of the two novels of Xingchen Change and Panlong is different from that of Zhuxian, and the writing of the old man and the sea is different from that of the Condor Divine Condor, not to mention the fairy tale of the daughter of the sea, Jiangxia is too invincible. ”
"It doesn't feel scientific for a person to write something with such a completely different style. ”
"What's even more unscientific is that this kid is still Jiang Xia?"
"In the future, whoever mocks Jiang Xia will be **, and he will be slapped in the face again and again. ”
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Jiang Xia did not forward the meager screenshot with the celebrity list, it was enough for some netizens to forward it to help him slap his face, he was answering the phone.
Gong Shan called and said, "You are actually Xia Gujin, why haven't you told me all this time?"
"You didn't ask me. Jiang Xia replied very innocently, "And Peng Peng knows, she didn't tell you either, she can't just blame me." ”
"I'm most annoyed by you who opens a vest, hum, hang up. Gong Shan hung up the phone willfully.
Jiang Xia's mobile phone couldn't be put away at all, Ding Yiyi had already called, "Jiang Xia, okay, you, you turned out to be Xia Gujin? I don't care, when you sell the copyright, you must indicate that Yang Guo will play me." You can't rob me. ”
"No problem, I won't rob you, I'll play Yang Kang. Jiang Xia said with a smile.
Ding Yi said with contempt: "I despise you, take advantage of me, don't talk about it, I know that you are still busy." ”
"Well, there's a call coming in. After Jiang Xia finished chatting with Ding Yi one by one, he hung up the phone.
Lin Moyan also called, and even Jiang Ming called him, and he was surprised. You Fangfei called late. Zhao Yongjiang and Shen Fatzi called together to accuse Jiang Xia of being immoral, and they didn't even tell them.
Dealing with so many phone calls, Jiang Xia also has a headache.
If Zheng Long knew that Jiang Xia had a headache, he would definitely want to say that Jiang Xia was hypocritical, he was the one who should have the most headache.
With tears in his eyes, a person silently deleted the meager hair, and there was no meager face in the future, it was too embarrassing, and it was a big loss.
Regarding Zheng Long's behavior, Jiang Xia has only one opinion, if he doesn't do it, he won't die!(To be continued.) )