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For the first time, Gao Bo thought that Lu Moli was hinting at him, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding, and Lu Moli was really anxious at that time.

The second time, Gao Bo came to test Lu Moli because of this misunderstanding, and found that he had misunderstood, so he turned around and went back to his room, but he didn't know.

This time, he really lost a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity......

Fortunately, Gao Bo didn't know.

If he knew Lu Moli's thoughts, he would have to collapse.

What kind of wife is this?

Now that you have made up your mind to be a good wife who makes your husband love him, you can hint a little, can you not hide it like this?

It's all old husbands and wives, what else are you embarrassed to say? If you don't say it, how dare I?

……

After Gao Bo left, Lu Moli continued to wash clothes.

Holding Gao Bo's pants, Lu Mo was stunned for a while.

Today's life at home looks very dull and boring, but for Lu Moli, it is the fullest day in his life.

Before today, she could not have imagined that in this life, she would have a marriage license, and a marriage certificate owned by a man she loved.

Before today, she never imagined that she would experience what it was like to be a mother, and the family would be happy.

Before today, she couldn't have imagined that she, Lu Moli, would actually wash a man's pants and underwear......

Lu Moli, who was standing alone in the bathroom, came back to his senses, a warm smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and a faint shame appeared on his face.

Gao Bo's Panties ......

"It's normal, that's what a wife should do. ”

Lu Moli smiled lightly, relieved a little shy, and started to wash Gao Bo's pants.

Rubbing and rubbing, Lu Moli suddenly saw that there was a little white mark on Gao Bo's pants......

"What is this?"

Lu Moli felt extremely strange.

Is it Gaobo's urine?

Urine marks are not so noticeable.

"That's ......"

Lu Moli's face turned red instantly, and he didn't dare to pronounce the next word, and at the same time, his hands were weak in fright, and he subconsciously threw Gao Bo's pants into the laundry tub.

Then she found out that it was even worse.

In the laundry tub, there is also her underwear!

This......

"Ahhh

Lu Moli was furious in the bathroom, but in the end, she still picked up Gao Bo's pants and cleaned the traces on them.

Then, wash your own 'tainted' underwear.

Wash it, it proves that she still plans to continue wearing it.

…………

"Alas......"

This is the 81st time Gao Bo has sighed.

He lay on the big bed in his room, looking at the bright headlights on the ceiling, a little distracted, a little helpless.

I thought that his wife was hinting that he would see him without clothes, but I didn't expect that it was an oolong!

"Brother, you have suffered. ”

Gao Bo glanced down at his pants and said with pity.

After a few more sighs, Gao Bo turned off the light and thought quietly.

It's not that I'm struggling with Lu Moli's affairs, but I'm thinking about today's Xiangxi Gu King's affairs.

Jiang Cunyi had just returned to China, and the Gu King of Xiangxi almost killed him, which seemed a little strange.

But Gao Bo couldn't be sure that it was Jiang Cunyi.

After all, in addition to Jiang Cunyi, Lu Tingyuan, who was lying in the hospital, or his former rival Ning Kongcheng, were all people who had the ability to let the Gu King of Xiangxi out of the mountain.

Even, it may be Shu Imperial City......

There are too many opponents, which also causes Gao Bo's mind to be chaotic and difficult to clear his mind.

At this time, the phone rang.

Text message again.

Gao Bo came back to his senses, picked up his mobile phone and opened it to see that it was actually a text message from Ding Lu.

"Gao Bo, you killer of a thousand knives, don't come to me for half an hour, and you won't look for me in the future!"

“……”

Gao Bo was stunned, why did Ding Lu get so angry inexplicably?

After taking a closer look, Gao Bo found that when he was tossing in Lu Mo's room just now, Ding Lu had actually made more than a dozen calls to him!

And Gao Bo's mobile phone has been kept in his room, so naturally he didn't hear it, and after returning to the room, Gao Bo didn't look at his mobile phone......

Oh my god, this thing is a big deal.

Gao Bo hurriedly called Ding Lu back.

As a result, Ding Lu hung up Gao Bo.

"Holy!"

Gao Bo was anxious, Ding Lu knew about his marriage to Lu Mo today, and his mood was not good, so he didn't answer the phone now......

Gao Bo didn't dare to hesitate, hurriedly put on his clothes and jumped out of the window and left the house, then took a taxi and rushed to Ding Lu's house.

When I arrived, it was already more than half an hour......

However, Gao Bo still went upstairs and rang the doorbell of Ding Lu's house.

No one came to open the door for a long time.

"Lulu, open the door!

So, Gao Bo, who was in a hurry, shouted.

Still no one opened the door.

"Lulu, open the door!"

Gao Bo knew that Ding Lu was at home, because he heard a voice in the house, so he continued to shout.

As a result, Gao Bo shouted several times, but Ding Lu did not open the door, but the neighbor next door opened the door.

"You kid's brain is caught in the door, right? What is the noise in the middle of the night? Do you know that the noise is polluted?" the aunt who opened the door scolded angrily.

"Uh...... I'm sorry, auntie, I'm looking for my girlfriend......" Gao Bo smiled awkwardly.

"It's young now, it's a ...... Voice tap!"

The aunt looked at Gao Bo twice, but she didn't say more, and went back to her house and closed the door.

Gao Bo blushed a little, only to realize that he was in a hurry and had no brains, and he obviously had the key to Ding Lu's house!

Gao Bo hurriedly took out the key, opened the door, and went inside.

"Lulu ......"

As soon as he entered the door, Gao Bo saw Ding Lu sitting on the sofa in the living room in his pajamas, watching TV and nibbling on potato chips in his hands.

Ding Lu turned his head and glanced at Gao Bo, and his tone was not good: "What are you doing here?"

"Huh?"

Gao Bo's brows moved, didn't you ask me to come to you?

"Lulu, that's what you said, if I don't come to you within half an hour, I won't come to you in the future...... I wasn't in a hurry, so I ran over. ”

Gao Bo sneered.

"Are you sure you didn't come over?" Ding Lu sneered.

"What do you mean?" Gao Bo was stunned.

"See for yourself, what time it is. ”

Ding Lu pointed to the watch in her hand, and before Gao Bo could see it clearly, she opened her mouth and scolded: "It's been almost an hour! If a bandit wants to do something wrong to me, I will be xxoo thousands of times! What are you doing here? See how I commit suicide?"

“……”

Gao Bo was scolded by the bloody, but he didn't dare to talk back.

Reason with an angry woman, that's a madman!

But what Ding Lu said is really exaggerated, why did you get involved with the bandits? Anyway, you are also the captain of the criminal police team, and your skills are not bad, and there are ...... An hour xxoo thousands of times, how fast are the bandits going to be?

After Ding Lu finished scolding, Gao Bo explained: "Lulu, don't be angry first, I have tried my best to rush over, but when I went out, I waited for a taxi for about 20 minutes......"

"Taxi?"

Ding Lule was happy: "Gao Bo, your excuse is too outrageous, right? Don't you have a car yourself?"

“……”

Gao Bo didn't speak, of course he couldn't speak, he didn't dare to drive, for fear of alarming Lu Moli.

Ding Lu moved her eyebrows, immediately understood, and sneered: "Oh, I almost forgot, you still have a wife at home......"

“……”

Gao Bo was silent, with a touch of helplessness on his face.

Ding Lu saw Gao Bo's face, raised his eyebrows, and asked, "Why don't you explain?"

"I ......"

Gao Bo couldn't speak, and he was really guilty.

Seeing Gao Bo's stumbling appearance, Ding Lu's face also softened, and she was not really angry.

Even if she was angry, it was because she called so many times and Gao Bo didn't answer.

"Why don't you answer my phone?"

Ding Lu pursed his lips, and then asked, automatically omitting Lu Moli's question.

"I was taking a shower at the time, and I didn't look at my phone afterwards. ”

Gao Bo explained, of course, did not tell the truth, and to tell the truth would be a fool.

"Why didn't you reply to my text message today, today?" Ding Lu glanced at Gao Bo and asked again.

Gao Bo was stunned and didn't reply to the text message?

Oh, it seems that in the morning, he told Ding Lu to drive slowly, but Ding Lu replied with a somewhat angry sentence, he was worried about touching Ding Lu's moldy head, so he didn't reply.

Don't they all say that it's better to be silent in the face of angry women?

"I think you were quite angry at that time, and I didn't dare to bother you too much. Gao Bo smiled bitterly.

“……”

Ding Lu put down the potato chips and scolded: "Who, who said I was angry?"

"Huh?"

Gao Bo was stunned, he ran away in a drag race, isn't he angry?

"Come here. ”

Ding Lu looked at the position next to him and said.

", what?" Gao Bo didn't feel good.

"If you are told to come over, you will come!"

Ding Lu said angrily, thinking that Gao Bo is too ignorant, I have suffered such a big grievance today, why are you still so uncooperative with me?

Gao Bo touched his nose and obediently walked in front of Ding Lu.

"Sit. ”

Gao Bo obediently sat next to Ding Lu.

"Since you know I'm angry, why don't you comfort me?" Ding Lu asked.

"I ......"

Gao Bo pondered for a while, but still said what was in his heart: "I feel sorry for you, and I am not qualified to comfort you." ”

Ding Lu was stunned, and then asked, "Why are you sorry for me?"

"I ...... I have a wife, and I'll give you ......."

"Shut up!"

Ding Luqiao's face was cold, and she said angrily: "What do you mean by giving me to that?

"Lulu ......"

"Think about it yourself, whether I was the one who forced you that night. ”

“…… Yes, but ......"

"You don't owe me anything. ”

Ding Lu pursed his lips, then suddenly climbed onto Gao Bo's shoulder, bit him hard, and said, "Even if you owe me something, you don't owe it now." ”

Gao Bo looked at Ding Lu, who looked angry, and smiled comfortably, this woman ......

Ding Lu glanced at his crotch and asked casually, "Hey, ...... in your gun?" Are there any bullets?"