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Chapter 215: I'll have a cordial and friendly conversation with you

The meager people all realized that Jiang Xia would fight back, but they didn't expect the counterattack to come so fast, so fast, and so fierce.

On the first day, the album's sales rose to 30,000 copies, and I couldn't wait to jump out.

They didn't know how difficult it was for Jiang Xia to endure until now.

Gongshan Studio, which had not been touched for nine days, was meager and finally sent the first one.

"Thank you @He Mingxuan for your fair and outspoken words, and thank you to the people who bought my album. Let me dare to be meager today.

It didn't come out before, because my album sales were poor, and even if I stood up and scolded, it was just a defeated dog barking. It doesn't make sense, but I thought I was doing this, and you were wrong.

I've been waiting for today, I've been waiting for almost ten days, and the album sold 30,000 today, which is the sales of the previous week. I'm glad that this is the data that this album should have, and I tried my best to find ten songs, not for you to taunt.

More than 100,000 comments scolded me and mocked me below. How many of you have listened to my album? How many of you have listened to my songs?

Haven't you ever heard of such a big talk, spewing feces all over your mouth, and eating too much at dinner every day? It's almost summer, and you're about to turn into wings, right?

The album was released for nine days and sold more than 60,000 people, as a newcomer, this is a very poor result? I don't think so, since Lao Tzu's grades are not bad, you ridicule me, but you can find fault.

The last thing I'm afraid of is that someone is finding fault in the meager situation, how long has it been since the last time I went crazy? I see, it's been almost a month, and you seem to have forgotten the fear of being dominated by me?

Today, I will tell you why, Lao Tzu is a meager public enemy. It's a meager scolding brother!

The battle is about to start, non-combatants under the age of eighteen please evacuate quickly, combatants please get ready, fifteen minutes later, the first brother of the scolding world is about to start, the old driver scolds the big truck, you deserve it.

Our slogan is: Xiaobian shoots, not an inch of grass grows, stupid hello. I would like to have a cordial and friendly conversation with you.

Above, Jiangxia. ”

Jiang Xia is the first time to send a battle document, which really predicts the time when the battle will start, and bluntly said that he wants to scold the street, and he has seen the signs in this meager one, and he has fired the map cannon, and the scolding has come out, which shows Jiang Xia's temper at this time. It's reached the point where it can't be endured anymore.

The meager was sent out, and the comment area suddenly exploded.

"After listening to Dongfeng Po, I realized that I was superficial before. Jiang Xia, from today onwards, I am your number one fan. ”

"Upstairs, I'm the number one fan. I bought the album on the sixth, but I just saw that the editor didn't speak, and I ignored the trolls. I've been holding it back for a long time!"

"It seems that the editor has been very unhappy in the past few days, and he has already smelled a strong smell of gunpowder just by shouting about fighting. Add me one, I didn't keep up last time. Take me this time. ”

"There is no grass anymore, and I have a cordial and friendly conversation with them, and the language of the editor is also ruthless. ”

"I didn't dare to speak a few days ago, and I was scolded by brain-dead fans last time, and I didn't have a small editor to lead the team, so I really didn't dare to mess with those brain-dead. ”

"100,000 comments, almost all of them are scolding, the editor's meager public enemy title, sure enough, there is no one. ”

"Who is using the pipa on the topic list, and those who really like Jiangxia go and brush it. ”

"If it weren't for Boss He to say, I wouldn't know that Jiangxia has such a song, compared to this song, all the songs now are scum, and those people still scold Jiangxia scum? ”

"Come, brothers, swipe the screen and start the car! Copy it all, go here first, try the ammunition! Xiaobian shot, not a single grass grows, stupid hello, I have a cordial and friendly talk with you. ”

"Xiaobian shot, not an inch of grass grows, stupid hello, I have a cordial and friendly talk with you. ”

"Xiaobian shot, not an inch of grass grows, stupid hello, I have a cordial and friendly talk with you. ”

"Xiaobian shot, not an inch of grass grows, stupid hello, I have a cordial and friendly talk with you. ”

"Xiaobian shot, not an inch of grass grows, stupid hello, I have a cordial and friendly talk with you. ”

……

Fifteen minutes later, Jiang Xia really began to lose a thin hair.

In the past fifteen minutes, Jiang Xia was not idle, under the meager number of comments on March 6, 100,000 comments, Jiang Xia could not reply one by one, so he chose the most typical batch.

Among them, there are more than a dozen with the highest likes, and there are more than a dozen with the most comments, and the total goal is more than 30 people. No matter how much it is, Jiang Xia can't take care of it.

The style of the reply,It's still the style of the last time I scolded the brainless fans.,Click on it to be meager.,If you have a photo.,Open a poisonous snake for various shortcomings.。

"Look at your two big eyes, your eyes look like zombies, I heard that you fell down two days ago? I can't imagine that a soft creature like you without legs can fall down, it's amazing. By the way, be careful when you go out, don't pretend to be rice and go to the bowl of college students, is it disgusting? Yes, you are not afraid of disgusting, you are definitely not disgusting when you are in the cesspool all day long. You go ahead, I'll flash first, the taste is a bit heavy. ”

"Originally, I thought it was a little beauty when I looked at the photo, but then I looked closely, and I said that my eyes were a little bad recently. I apologize to you for not seeing it clearly. It's not cheap to go to a foreign country, right? For your set of surgeries, it will cost at least three yuan, and if it is less, you will definitely not be able to get home. You look like this, stick to the wall to ward off evil spirits, stick to the bed for contraception, phew, you can't stick to the bed, and then scare people out of it. Look at your information and it looks like you're married? Mourn for your husband for five minutes, thank you for not letting her harm others. Brethren, come up with our slogans. ”

"Big brother, big brother, what about your eyes? Also, you look like you don't brush your teeth in the morning, my God, look at your teeth and mouth with shredded meat, where will there be yellow shredded meat? No, brother, I said before that you squirt feces all over your mouth, it's just an adjective, you don't really need to eat some and taste it and then squirt it out, it's so disgusting, brothers quickly withdraw, this thing can't be washed clean for ten years. If he likes it, let him like it. ”

"This guy looks very well dressed, hey, and someone feeds him? But looking at the size of this hand, why does it look like a man's hand? And, brother, you have a mirror behind you. Haven't you even paid attention? The first time I saw a brain-dead person like this, with your IQ, you still dare to come to me to scold the street? Lao Tzu disdains to bully you a brain-dead person, get rough, brothers come to a wave of stupidity, take him rough. ”

……

After sending more than 20 meager messages in a row, Jiang Xia's meager began to be reported frantically, and then he was banned by the meager official again, and the message sent to him was "There are too many reports." Officials are thoroughly investigating the speech and are banned for two hours. ”

Jiang Xia didn't even fight Gen, and directly replaced it with the meager version of "Nonsense", and continued to scold the street.

There are not a few fans who follow Jiang Xia, and for many people who are idle and have nothing to do, following Jiang Xia to scold the street on a meager basis has almost become a trend, and they are all capital worth bragging. It's seniority.

Many people are meager and have been scolded on the street a few times when they hear about it. It's all in awe. It's not a big deal to see the excitement, Jiangxia can attract such a group of people, and Jiang Xia is also a lot of people who take advantage of it, and there are still many people who help the reasonable side in this world.

Talking nonsense that the official is meager, he finally scolded everything that should be scolded before he was banned.

There are also people who scold Jiang Xia. It's just that under Jiang Xia's irascible army, all of them were like small boats, and they were instantly overturned to the ground.

There are a lot of people watching the game, and the stars are watching the game, but no one dares to mess with Jiang Xia. There is a self-media with millions of fans. accidentally said a word to participate in the battle, and was instantly besieged by Jiang Xia with people, had a cordial and friendly conversation, and then was speechless.

It is really like a locust crossing the border, and there is no grass at all. Every time Jiang Xia shows his fangs, it can frighten many people, and the army that follows Jiang Xia, as long as there are a few thousand, can cause a locust-like situation.

What's more, there are tens of thousands of people who follow Jiang Xia to scold the street. Surrounded Jiang Xia, killed all the meager parties, and killed everyone in fear.

An ordinary meager account, which is originally a hundred and ten followers, is the kind of account that no one comments on how to post meager in the past. It's just that under Jiang Xia's meager situation, he spoke a little too much, and he entered the list of Jiang Xia's targets. So, his meager comments, every comment has exceeded 10,000, and the unified slogan is swiped, "Xiaobian shoots, not an inch of grass grows, hello fools, I will have a cordial and friendly talk with you." "It is estimated that his meager prompts will have to explode, and if the mobile phone has a prompt sound, the full grid will have to run out of power.

Jiang Xia's so-called cordial and friendly conversation was a bit too cordial, but it was extremely refreshing, and Jiang Xia threw out all the unhappiness that he had been aggrieved for nearly ten days at once. After fighting this one, the battle was hearty.

After the battle, Jiang Xia's two meager words were banned again, but he was refreshed and excited.

So, Jiang Xia, who was in a hurry, ran out and did something.

Bang! Bang!

Jiang Xia knocked on Zhang Pengpeng's door, and Zhang Pengpeng asked, "Who?"

"Me. Jiangxia said.

Zhang Pengpeng opened the door and just asked, "......What are you going to do?"

Before she finished speaking, Jiang Xia hugged her and kissed her directly.

Zhang Peng was stunned, he was really stunned, he was startled, and he didn't react at all. was stunned and kissed by Jiang Xia for a long time before he reacted, and just about to push Jiang Xia away, his hand reached Jiang Xia's chest, but in the end he didn't push it out.

Jiang Xia was actually ready to be pushed out by Zhang Pengpeng, and even kicked out, but Zhang Pengpeng didn't, and now Jiang Xia completely let go, and his tongue was stuck in. Zhang Pengpeng didn't push Jiang Xia away, so he cooperated with Jiang Xia.

The two hugged and kissed for a full three minutes, and then Jiang Xia gasped and let go of Zhang Pengpeng and looked at her straight.

Zhang Pengpeng's breathing was also a little short, and when he saw Jiang Xia laughing, he said unhappily: "Laugh...... What are you laughing at? The old lady saw that you had been swallowing your anger for so long, and she couldn't bear it. ”

"I know, hahahaha, I'm happy, it's very cool, hahaha. Jiang Xia laughed.

Zhang Pengpeng glanced at him and said, "Laugh at your sister, take advantage of the old lady and hurry up." Otherwise, the old lady will be too angry and kick you to death. ”

"Nacheng, come, kiss again. Jiang Xia wanted to put his mouth over again.

Zhang Pengpeng was not used to him this time, and pushed him out of the door with a slap, slammed the door shut, and left a huge "roll" word echoing in mid-air.

Jiang Xia laughed in the corridor, he didn't care if he disturbed the people or not, he was cool, he was happy, he wanted to laugh, he had to vent his emotions after holding back for so long.

After laughing enough, Jiang Xia went back to the room refreshed, cool, really cool, so cool.

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, it must be better!]

(To be continued.) )