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"Hahaha, I see. ”
Seeing this, Meng Ke couldn't help but smile and said, "Jiajia, come and see, this is the parents of the children, I was startled just now, thinking that something was wrong, but I didn't expect the parents to come over." ”
"Then it can't go up by 110,000. Shen Jiajia still didn't understand.
"Silly girl, of course it may rise by 110,000, think about it, a child has parents, grandparents, grandparents, and grandparents, and if they pay attention to each of them, there will be six fans.
Coupled with the tablet computer at home and the mobile phone dedicated to children, this has eight fans, not to mention that some children privately manipulate the phone of their family members to pay attention to Weibo, 110,000 is more than 10,000 children at most. ”
Meng Ke explained with a smile that although there was a lot of moisture, at least it was bluffing in momentum.
"Huh?"
Shen Jiajia was a little incredulous, "Just this child has so many fans." ”
"When you look at you, you don't observe life,"
Meng Ke complained, "I'm going to sleep, do you want to be together?"
"Refuse!"
Shen Jiajia said a word, turned around and walked out of the room.
"Close the door for me. ”
Bang.
The door closed.
Lying on the bed, Meng Ke didn't want to mention how beautiful it was.
Although these fans have a lot of moisture, at least one thing is that the children approve of it......
"Grass! How did I forget this stubble, when I watched "Journey to the West", I was in elementary school, and I watched cartoons during the summer vacation, damn it, and now I want to use children's things to trap adults.
Isn't this brain-dead? No wonder I didn't grow my followers for the past two weeks, but it seems that I really want to be less. ”
Thinking of the children's recognition, Meng Ke woke up suddenly, but soon, he was relieved, "Fortunately, the Internet is now developed, and the children have also begun to use WeChat and Weibo. ”
Laughing, he also decided not to bother and lay down on the bed to sleep.
The next day, Saturday.
Meng Ke woke up early in the morning.
Mei Zizi opened Weibo, and his current mobile phone no longer pays attention to the large number of "Talking Movies", and his attention is all on the small number of "Drawing Comics", and he wants to take it out from time to time to see if his fans have grown.
I read it yesterday, and he still wants to watch it today.
Followers:121111.
"What kind of tune did I say you can't get along with 1111? I've already taken off the list, and the number 1111 has no effect on me for a long time, and you still want to stimulate me? Meng Kele complained and walked out of the room.
Shen Jiajia, the little chubby girl, hasn't woken up yet.
It's only six o'clock now, and this chick usually sleeps until ten o'clock before waking up, but it is estimated that it will be noon when she gets up.
Suddenly, Meng Ke thought of a joke, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy, thinking, he took out Weibo, switched to the tuba and clicked on the text editing interface: "How lazy can girls be?"
Too lazy to get up for breakfast, generally delayed until noon, a lunch is all done,
On Saturdays and Sundays, I hold the words in the bed, one trip is a day, I don't hold myself until the explosion, and I will never go to the toilet.
The fruits I usually eat are oranges and bananas, you can eat them if you peel them, and you don't buy them when you wash them, and you love to eat shrimp and crabs, but no one peels them, so forget it.
Half a gym card, only a handful of times I went, and the clothes were saved for days, piled up and piled up before I threw it in the washing machine.
When it was time to go on a date, I suddenly had a lazy cancer attack, I didn't want to wash my hair, I didn't want to put on makeup, I didn't want to do anything, so I lied that I was uncomfortable, and then I released the other party's pigeon.
Money falls on the ground, as soon as I think of bending down to pick it up, forget it, I should contribute to society, the laziest thing is to be too lazy to talk about love, so I plan to love each other with the bed for a lifetime. ”
After editing, Meng Ke looked back at Shen Jiajia in the room, hmm...... That's right, it's true!
posted the content to Weibo, and he no longer skinned, and started today's morning class after washing!
Now he has been standing on the Tai Chi pile for an hour and a half, and he can walk on it without Shen Jiajiajiao, but if he walks, the time will be shortened to five minutes, and he will fall if he is not careful.
Fortunately, these basic lessons are of great help to the internal strength of the mind.
After having the intermediate internal strength method, he now has a deeper understanding of the primary internal strength method, although he has not officially started to practice the intermediate internal strength method, but intentionally or unintentionally, he can still rely on the intermediate internal strength method to grope to the edge of the primary internal strength method.
In two weeks, it is estimated that you will be able to find the bottleneck of the primary internal strength method, and then break through and practice the intermediate level.
One-step.
Two steps.
Three steps.
One minute.
Three minutes.
Five minutes.
With the morning sun, Meng Ke started his new day on the Tai Chi pile.
The sun has risen, but hiding in the clouds and not coming out, the junction of heaven and earth is a blue, the air with the coldness of winter, this day, the whole Chinese land is still operating normally.
In the park, the uncles and aunts have gotten up to dance, walk the birds, run the runs, and greet the morning sun one by one with white air.
Office workers crowded the bus, complaining about the old men and old ladies who had nothing to do, why did they come early to squeeze the bus with them, and at the same time, they took out their mobile phones one by one as the heads of the people who bowed their heads and swayed with the body.
"How lazy can a girl be?
Too lazy to get up for breakfast, generally delayed until noon, a lunch is all done,
On Saturdays and Sundays, I hold the words in the bed, one trip is a day, I don't hold myself until the explosion, and I will never go to the toilet.
The fruits I usually eat are oranges and bananas, you can eat them if you peel them, and you don't buy them when you wash them, and you love to eat shrimp and crabs, but no one peels them, so forget it.
Half a gym card, only a handful of times I went, and the clothes were saved for days, piled up and piled up before I threw it in the washing machine.
When it was time to go on a date, I suddenly had a lazy cancer attack, I didn't want to wash my hair, I didn't want to put on makeup, I didn't want to do anything, so I lied that I was uncomfortable, and then I released the other party's pigeon.
Money falls on the ground, as soon as I think of bending down to pick it up, forget it, I should contribute to society, the laziest thing is to be too lazy to talk about love, so I plan to love each other with the bed for a lifetime. ”
"Poof. ”
Xiao Chen, who was eating breakfast, squirted out the porridge in his mouth, he hurriedly took it with his hand, and after barely getting it on his body, he took out a paper and wiped the porridge on his hands and mouth, thinking of his wife in his mind.
That's right!
That's the truth!
Before he got married, he always thought that his wife was not in good health, and when it came to dating, he would say that he was uncomfortable, but then they simply changed their strategy, and most of the dates were when he carried food to his "sick" wife's house.
It wasn't until they lived together that he realized how badly he had been deceived.
That lazy thing!
With a smile, Xiao Chen sent a screenshot of the Weibo content to his wife's WeChat account, and there was no reply, but he was used to it, after all, this lazy man was still sleeping, and he would definitely not be able to get up before twelve o'clock.
"That's you. A man sitting behind Xiao Chen pointed to the content on the mobile phone screen and said to the little girl next to him, with a look of revenge on his face, but his eyebrows narrowed with a smile.
"No, that's not me. ”
"It's you, you don't wake up until noon every day, eat a meal, hahaha, you have to starve to death without me. ”
"Hmph, then I'm still willing to fall in love. ”
"If you don't want to talk about it, your mother is going to kick you out of the house. ”
The male and female laughed.
Xiao Chen glanced back at them, although he didn't know what they saw, but from the conversation, he probably guessed that they should have seen the same content, if it wasn't for going to work, he would have been eager to pull his wife up for him to see.
But it doesn't matter, it's >......
Weibo.
There are already 3000 comments.
After standing up and taking a shower, Meng Ke looked at these comments while eating breakfast.
"You know too much. ”
"Hahahaha, deeply described, the picture emerges. ”
"Damn, why did you say it now, you can avoid this lazy thing if you see me earlier, I've been deceived!"
"Brother's Day upstairs. ”
"@怼怼说电影, brother, tell me, why can you say it so appropriately?"
Usually, Meng Ke actually rarely cares about these @Ah, private messages, if it wasn't about the movie, he basically wouldn't go back when he saw it.
Of course, this is not cold, but because there are too many of them, there will be people below you who will let you go back again, one after another is endless, and there must be a lot of time wasted, so he didn't see it.
But now, the weekend has just begun, and it's only half past eight now, and I have nothing to do for breakfast, and Meng Ke is no longer a cat, and directly replied to @ his own humanity just now, "Ah...... What a painful realization. ”
"Poof!"
"Hahaha. ”
"Brother Yi is really slippery. ”
"Morning, brother, get up early in the morning and complain to us. ”
"Where is my sister-in-law, I want @ sister-in-law, let her see Brother Sister's heart. ”
Under this reply, there were soon other people's replies, and the number of likes immediately increased, and in minutes, the comments that were originally the same as everyone rose to hot comments, and the netizens who sent the message were even more excited to practice practicing below, shouting, "Ahhh......hh I replied to me. ”
Naturally, Meng Ke in the back didn't care.
Then scroll down, most of them are men's complaints, but there are also women's clarifications, such as what I don't have, I'm not lazy, I'm diligent and so on, but ...... Who cares about you, you dare to be diligent today and be diligent tomorrow?
I really thought I hadn't seen a girl, and there was one lying on the bed, and I couldn't get up until more than eleven o'clock?
Smiling, Meng Ke continued to flip down.
One page.
Two.
The cushioned circle went round and round.
I don't know how many pages I turned, all of them were happy complaints, and some netizens wanted him to ask the second battalion commander to bring a bowl of pasta to his friends to try, but these can't be seen more, and it will be boring if you watch too much.
And he's not a person who has nothing to do, it's half past eight, and he has to go grocery shopping and cook in a while.
Just when Meng Ke was about to turn off Weibo, suddenly, a different comment jumped out, "@怼怼说电影, Brother Yi, you were dissed by the Journey to the West Association, don't you care?"
Is "Journey to the West" going to be a eunuch?"