Volume 1: Searching the Mountains and Inspecting the Sea to Catch the Leader Chapter 99: Sister-in-law, Don't Slap Your Face
Following.
Fang Zhang revealed to the proprietress that Mr. Liu was "gathering crowds to gamble" in the elderly activity room next door, which directly led to Mr. Liu being seized and taken away for investigation, so that Liu always could not appear today.
After seeing Mr. Liu pull his ears and take him away, Wang Laojiao asked: "Aren't you afraid of retaliation for betraying the leader like this?"
Fang Zhang gathered people and said: "For my beautiful tomorrow, he will not go to hell who will go to hell! ”
The two connected the revenge system and tuned the magic TV channel to Jingyanggang in the Northern Song Dynasty.
Not long after, Lao Wang drove Lao Zhou to come, because the time between the folding space is the same, so at this time Jingyanggang is also winter, for this several people specially prepared warm underwear, change into ancient costumes.
Everything was ready, Fang Zhang did the final inspection, and asked Lao Wang, "Where is the wine?"
Lao Wang took out a small cloth bag, "Here, I directly wrapped the cloth with plastic wrap, so that more things can be stuffed inside." ”
"Hey, you're really talented. ”
While speaking, the light was already close to the mirror, Fang Zhang and several people climbed onto the roof, and Wang Laojiao below made an OK gesture, "Jump!"
Hum, time flies in front of you, mountains and rivers change dramatically, until things that are blurred gradually become real.
The moment Lao Wang landed, he was a little touched, this place was too familiar to him.
Fang Zhang patted Lao Wang's shoulder and comforted: "Lao Wang, don't get excited, if he drinks too much in a while, we'll go and block him, just make a little effort when beating." ”
Lao Wang raised his head, nodded with tears in his eyes, and took out a set of finger tigers from his pocket, put it on his hand and waved it twice.
Fang Zhang saw and heard it, and silently gave a thumbs up.
Lao Zhou said: "What are you doing with this thing, just cut it with a stick!"
The road is very smooth, the positioning of the map is very accurate, and it will not take long to see a hanging "warm wine three points drunk, open the altar of ten miles" pair of restaurants, the legendary three bowls of but the post franchise restaurant arrived!
The store was not as big as expected, and there were not many people, and when the three of them were seated, the only table was also settled and left. At this time, a young man from a weight loss shop greeted him warmly, rubbed his hands and said, "What do you want from the three of you?"
Now I don't know the people here, and everything is still not clear, so Fang Zhang directly cut to the topic and asked: "Don't be in a hurry to order food first, I want to ask you about personal first." ”
You say. The shopkeeper said with a smile on his face.
"Do you have any of them here that can drink 18 bowls?"
The shopkeeper made a fuss and said, "If you want to say that you can drink it, then the brothers are fine, if you want to say that you can drink 18 bowls in one go, it should be Brother Wu Song, isn't it almost time, and you will come to drink in a while." ”
A few people glanced at each other, he actually knew Wu Song, and it seemed that he was a regular visitor!
Looking at the eyes of a few people, the shopkeeper knew that he had gone out of his mouth, and said vigilantly: "A few people don't know what's going on?"
At this time, a woman walked out of the inner room, and the proprietress appeared, and she glanced at the shopkeeper unhappily, "What are you rubbing? ”
Although she said this, her eyes were more alert than the shopkeeper.
Looking at the intimacy of the two, it is definitely not as simple as the proprietress and the shopkeeper. Seeing that a few people didn't speak, the proprietress said: "If a few people are officers and soldiers, they will just say it." ”
Lao Wang's reaction was relatively fast, "Ah, we are doing business, take a break from here, and leave after eating." ”
When the proprietress heard this, she smiled, and then glanced at the sky, "Oh, then you can't leave tonight, there are big insects in this post, why don't you have to go early tomorrow morning." ”
Saying that, he greeted the shopkeeper and ordered the food, and whispered, "Be careful." ”
The shopkeeper nodded, and then smiled: "What do you want to eat?"
Fang Zhang had watched the Water Margin, and he was particularly envious of the plot of eating meat and drinking wine there, and said, "Bring the beef!"
The shopkeeper's face changed, but he still smiled: "There is no ...... beef"
"Why not!" Fang Zhang said unhappily.
Lao Wang hurriedly took out a bag of beef from the cloth bag and said, "We have our own." After that, he reminded Fang Zhang in a low voice: "It is illegal to eat cattle in the Northern Song Dynasty." ”
When Fang Zhang heard this, he was not happy, how could this cow be worth more than protecting animals in ancient times! Today, the main thing is to fight wine, and he must order some snacks, and then he said: "Fried peanuts." ”
Xiao Er's face tightened, "There is no such thing." ”
At this time, Lao Wang actually took out a bag of peanuts from his bag! "I have it!"
Fang Zhang glanced at Xiao Er, "What about the ginger pine eggs!"
Without Liu Bang, a jack of all trades, Fang Zhang dared to order anything, Xiao Er pursed his mouth, "No!"
Lao Wang took out the Songhua egg, "I have it!"
"On my side, you wrap such a thing with just this piece of plastic wrap!"
Xiao Er's head was full of black lines, and he could see that these people came prepared, and it was very likely that they were rubbing the place, and said, "The wine in my store is good." ”
Fang Zhang took the wine out of his backpack, "We have this." ”
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Xiao Er gritted his back molars and said, "What else do you want?" Fang Zhang glanced around, "You don't have what we want, so I'll give you a chance." ”
Xiao Er's face finally couldn't hang up, "Give it away!"
Fang Zhang just wanted to agree, but was held down by Lao Wang, and said: "Pick up your best and remember all the elements!"
After Xiao'er left, Fang Zhang said unhappily: "What are you doing?" ”
Lao Wang wiped his sweat and said: "I have a bad premonition. ”
While talking, two burly men pushed the door into the house, one was dressed casually and the same height as Lao Zhou, the other had a goatee and a red tattoo on his face, the two sat down, and then said, "Serve!"
Seeing that Lao Wang's face instantly turned pale, cold sweat came down in an instant, his legs trembled unconsciously, Fang Zhang pressed Lao Wang's trembling legs, "Don't panic." ”
The proprietress greeted her, "Yo he, what kind of wind blew Brother Lin Chong here!"
This Wu Song actually appeared on the stage with Lin Chong, and Fang Zhang asked in a low voice: "Old Zhou, if you make a move, will you be able to fight?"
"Don't worry!" said Lao Zhou with a smile.
Over there, Lin Chong said politely: "I'm going to make trouble for my sister-in-law again." ”
"Where's the matter, Sun Xin, go and prepare food and wine for the two brothers. ”
"Okay!"
Fang Zhang put his hand on his forehead, this boss lady turned out to be Gu's sister-in-law, and the thin guy was Sun Xin, no wonder Lao Wang didn't eat meat, the two of them were best at human meat buns!
He asked Lao Zhou in a low voice, "What about four?"
"Pretty much. "Obviously a little bit lacking in confidence.
Unexpectedly, there were four Liangshan heroes gathered in this small shop, according to the historical development, the time and place here are not right, and the changes in this space are much more drastic than those of the Han Dynasty.
At this moment, there was a deep greeting from the door, and the loud table could feel the vibration. When I turned around, a bald monk in a monk's robe entered the house, and the flower monk Lu Zhishen!
"Five?"
Lao Zhou stopped talking......
They decided to fight again another day, in this case to retaliate against Wu Song, then the result must be to perform a good show of Liangshan heroes beating up the tigers, and several people began to bury their heads in eating, and rested early to come to Japan.
Suddenly, Lu Zhishen sniffed his nose, "It's so fragrant." Then he leaned over and said, "What is this?"
Fang Zhang said: "Sauce beef." ”
Hearing this, Lu Zhi took a deep breath, wanted to eat but was embarrassed, Lao Zhou said: "But it doesn't hurt to eat." ”
"Thank you then!" Lu Zhishen was not polite, and he was about to start grabbing it.
Sister-in-law Gu reminded: "It's not appropriate, it's illegal to eat cow." ”
"Sprinkle the family to take care of him!" he said, grabbed a bite in his mouth, put it in his mouth and chewed for a while, and shouted: "It's delicious!"
The taste of the sauce beef was fragrant, and Wu Song over there couldn't hold back, so he leaned over and said, "Sister-in-law, serve the wine!"
"Okay. ”
The three of them glanced at each other, the opportunity came, but the tactics were going to change, and the situation at this time should be 2V2, he made eye contact with Lao Zhou and nodded.
Fang Zhang vs. Lu Zhishen, Lao Zhou vs. Wu Song! Lin Chong held a wine glass and whispered with Sun Xin, he was not very interested in drinking and eating meat.
Wu Song was very open-minded, raised his glass and said: "It's fate to meet each other, I invited this meal to drink!"
Lao Zhou is even more open-minded, and he drank it all and said: "Cheers!"
A glass of wine into the stomach, really as Wang Laojiao said, there is no energy, the taste is sweet and completely different from the feeling of white cow, in terms of taste, the degree of this wine is much lower than contemporary analysis.
Moreover, the amount of alcohol of these people is really not high, and they began to talk nonsense after a few glasses, Wu Song was not good at drinking, rushed out of the store, scolded Song Huizong for being mediocre and incompetent, and said that he would visit the door another day, and finally he had to go to the post to fight the tiger.
This is an official way, but fortunately, Gu Sister-in-law and Sun Xin are in time, otherwise they will either be heard and punished as anti-thieves, or they will become the tiger's meal.
The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors
Fang Zhang was a little picky and said: "Brothers, this wine is indeed good wine, but it is not strong enough. ”
As soon as he heard that there was wine, Wu Song blushed and said dissatisfiedly: "You have strong wine, why didn't you bring it earlier!"
"It's not that I don't take it, the younger brother is very strong in this wine, and I am afraid that it will hurt the stomach of the brothers. ”
As soon as Sun Xin said this, he had been cashing in this shop for a long time, and he had also improved the three bowls of liquor, if he said this spirit, I am afraid that the whole continent could not find it, and he was a little unhappy: "I have three bowls in Lie, but Ganglie?"
Fang Zhang's wine bottle, obviously these people had never seen such a refined glass bottle, and they stared at the bottle intently.
The moment it was unscrewed, a strong smell of alcohol came to her nose, and Gu Sister-in-law was so smoked that she coughed a few times, and everyone was curious in the face of new things, and at this time, several people didn't speak, but they still stared at it like that.
Fang Zhang poured a bottle cap, put it in the bowl and said, "I don't know until I drink it." ”
Sun Xin snorted, although Lao Tzu said that the amount of wine was not as good as that of the two elder brothers, but he was also a taster of Liangshan, "I'm afraid you won't make it!"
The moment the wine was consumed, Sun Xin only felt that the back of his head was numb, and then an extremely burning sensation came from his throat to his intestines, and finally to his stomach, as if it was on fire.
Seeing Sun Xin stunned on the ground, Lu Zhishen asked a little anxiously: "How is it!"
Sun Xin didn't speak, Wu Song said: "Speak!"
The next second, Sun Xin rushed out of the door, and there was a sound of vomiting, and a bottle cap poured out the Liangshan wine taster! After a long time, Sun Xin entered the house with the support of Gu's sister-in-law, only to see Sun Xin's face ruddy, walking with snake steps, and saying with a hippie smile: "Good wine, good wine!" After that, he said to Gu's sister-in-law's eyes in a blur: "Sister-in-law, go into the house first, wait for me to get drunk, and wait for three hundred rounds of battle with you!"
Before these words fell, Sun Xin was put down, and then he kicked it, to say that this is really not a mother worm, this nickname is really not given in vain, every kick is kicked in the face, Sun Xin's emaciated face gained a circle in a short time.
Several people looked at each other, just when Fang Zhang thought that Liangshan was a good man who was not righteous, finally Lu Zhishen stepped forward, he walked to Gu's sister-in-law, and said in that thick voice: "Sister-in-law, forget it, don't slap your face......"