"Having joints that can move freely at 360 degrees is definitely the right direction for human evolution in the future!" Chen Sanshan once swore to me on a certain day: "Only in this way can human beings adapt to the shrinking space for living activities and the increasingly complex and efficient precision mechanical operation, just imagine, when your fingers can be bent at will at 360 degrees, how many complex operations that cannot be done now can be easily completed? At that time, the speed of swiping WeChat and grabbing red envelopes is faster than others!"

"Really?" I replied unenthusiastically, thinking in my heart what kind of fool would turn himself into a monster for those few cents.

"The advantages are not only this!" Chen Sanshan's tone was full of demagogy: "As long as you try it a little, that feeling will definitely make you want to stop...... will allow you to discover a whole new world!come, take the anesthetic, and then lie on the test bench......"

How this matter was finally resolved, I can't remember it for too long, I just remember that I and Chen Sanshan's old Wang Ba once again had a fight because of academic differences, and finally I was dragged out of the laboratory by Li Heigou with my hands and feet, and Chen Sanshan, the old fat man, covered a dark green eye circle and jumped to his feet and shouted: "Wu Di, you wait! Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will transform you into a body with joints that can bend backwards!"

Now, the reason why I think of this heartwarming laboratory episode is because I feel in a trance that I have unconsciously caught the calculation of Chen Sanshan's old coffin scoop: at this moment, I feel that all the joints of my limbs are as flexible and sharp as arthropods, and the bearings with oil are as smooth and sleek, whether it is leaning back or Thomas spinning, or even putting my head through the crotch of my pants, and sitting on my face for the difficult yoga movements...... Obviously, now my joints all over my body can rotate flexibly at 360 degrees. Lao Tzu was really used by Chen Sanshan's old Wang Ba to do despicable and evil human experiments again!

I just found out that I couldn't escape the clutches of Chen Sanshan after all, and now I don't have time to feel sorry for myself, because the mercenary captain who had just been caught off guard by me and succeeded in a sneak attack, after a short period of panic, wiped a handful of blood from his face, and immediately pounced on me again without hesitation. Here I have to admire the psychological quality of these mercenaries who are as hard as iron, seeing that we are freaks with visions that are not like ordinary people, the reaction of normal people should be to be frightened and half subconsciously distance themselves, and the reaction of the well-informed mercenary captain is to care what kind of bird you become, first lie down and then study it slowly.

Still rushing straight down like a hungry tiger, twisting my arm with one hand and pressing my neck with the other, the mercenary's fighting moves are always monotonous and repetitive, but simple and effective, if nothing else, I will be completely out of temper by this flowing set of grappling moves. Honestly, I fell to the ground with a dog.

But accidents always happen at this time, the captain took a steady grappling, but there was no suspense in the air - as mentioned earlier, the grappling action is to use the principle of leverage to suppress the movement of the limbs, and its effect requires the opponent's joints to be suppressed to the maximum critical point of its own range of motion in order to restrain the opponent's resistance, but now my joints are flexible like anything, no matter which direction he twists, I will not feel pain and limited movement, in other words. All the grappling tricks have worked for me.

I pulled and twisted hard, but I pounced. The captain immediately realized his mistake, but it was too late to make up for it, and at this time, with the help of the 360-degree flexible joint, I calmly exerted force, and the arm that was twisted backwards rotated counterclockwise for two and a half weeks, and threw the mercenary captain out with a strong flick! It seems that I have a lot more strength.

"Hiss~!" The captain rolled on the ground twice, stood up with a disgraced face, touched his cheeks that were bruised by the cement floor when he touched the ground, and grinned, his expression showed full vigilance and hostility, after suffering two secret losses. The captain finally confirmed that I was no match for him who could easily subdue me with his bare hands, so he was going to get serious about me!

"What are you still standing here!" Han Yamo suddenly dragged a drooping arm in front of me, and shouted at me without looking back: "The train is going far!"

I was startled, subconsciously turned my head to look back, and accidentally turned my neck one hundred and eighty degrees, and sure enough, I saw that the train had been gradually moving away in the sound of the whistle, faster and faster, although there were still many refugees who were not desperate to chase the train, trying to climb the edge of the carriage to climb onto the train, but the gradually increasing speed was slowly leaving behind the crowd running with the train.

"What else do you want? If you don't get on this trip, you will come in vain this time, not to mention that there are still three of you in the car!" Han Yamo urged me while staring at the mercenary captain and confronting him.

"Hurry up and get in the car, leave it to us here!" The bad scholar kicked away a mercenary who was entangled with him, and shouted to me while following Bu Yuanyou and the others to block the others from surrounding this side: "Your guy surnamed Li listened to us just now to chase the car, why are you still here?"

I followed the words of the bad scholar and looked in the direction of the train, and sure enough, I saw the figure of Li Heigou in the crowd chasing the train, this kid ran to chase the train without making a sound!?

But after only three seconds of anger, I was immediately relieved, this can't be blamed for Li Mo's selfishness and disregard for his companions, the key is that this kid is self-aware of himself, just his mouth, if he turns around and beckons me to get into the car, when he finishes a sentence, the car has to drive two miles.

"Just a few of you here, okay?" I looked at the form here, and said that I was not very relieved, although the other party's mercenaries had just been knocked down by several people, but they still had the advantage in numbers, and they surrounded us in a half-moon shape, and the black dog on our side had already gone to the cart, if I left again, I would only rely on the bad scholars and the four of them who were all alive plus Han Yamo, who only had one arm left, to deal with seven or eight people, including the mercenary captain, which was almost sacrificing the rhythm of his own initiative......

"Less nonsense!" Han Yamo covered his dislocated arm, pressed it up and connected it again, gasping in pain: "I didn't know they were playing Sangilov just now, so I suffered a little loss, as long as I don't let them get close to Lao Tzu alone, I can put them down!"

Although this remark contains a lot of bragging, I am still a little moved, what a group of dedicated mercenaries, in order to ensure the completion of the employer's commission, they have to slap their swollen faces and become fat when they are in danger......

In the end, the bad scholar told the truth: "Okay, you go quickly, you go far away from the train, and we can retreat after completing the task! )