251. Paste spring couplets
After that, Emperor Wu bought a few more boxes of salutes and played in the courtyard tomorrow night.
The entire trunk was filled with half a box of fireworks, and the car felt like a mobile arsenal.
After returning home, the elder sister was very speechless about a large box of fireworks, blaming her younger brother for spending money indiscriminately, Emperor Wu smiled at this, and when the time came, everyone set off fireworks together, how lively, so that foreign daughters-in-law could see Chinese traditions.
Sticking the Spring Festival couplets is the link that Kaibi is most interested in, just returned home, she ran to her mother to ask if the paste was finished, and she was very happy to learn that it had not been pasted.
"There's a bucket of rice here, do you want to try it!" Emperor Wu beckoned to her in the living room.
Taotao and Kaibi both heard it, and the two ran out of the kitchen in a hurry, each holding a piece of pig's head meat in their hands, and they didn't know if they were going to mix it up.
"Is it delicious? It tastes a little strange. Kebi dug a small piece with his chopsticks and put it in front of his nose and sniffed it.
The old mother walked out while shouting, and hurriedly told Kaibi to put it down.
"Why are you fooling your daughter-in-law like this, Kaibi, it's paste, it's used to paste spring couplets, you can't eat it. Mom yelled.
"Actually, it's glue. The old lady added.
After Kaibi understood, he chased Emperor Wu all over the house.
I bought a total of more than 30 blessing characters, and basically pasted one wherever there is a door at home.
This year is the Year of the Goat, and on the floor-to-ceiling window of the house there is a pair of lambs bought from the market.
The more Emperor Wu looked at it, the more familiar he felt, and finally Taotao said that it was a pleasant goat and a beautiful goat.
I'll go, it's too opportunistic, the merchant actually pirated the cartoon, so what if it's the Year of the Horse.
Kaibi, Emperor Wu and Youyou formed a team of sticking to the Spring Festival, the old mother and the old sister were in the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner square, the father was smoking and drinking tea in the living room and watching TV, and Taotao was studying his small pile of firecrackers in the room, which was divided into several stacks, indicating which pile should be placed on which day.
Youyou is nearly 1.7 meters tall, slightly shorter than Kaibi, and these tasks should be handed over to Emperor Wu who is 180cm, and the two women are going to do it.
But Kaibi had to rush to paste it, but she couldn't resist her, so Emperor Wu had to take the paste bucket as a chores.
Yoyo held a stack of blessing words, and the three of them went on the road.
The first thing to paste is the Spring Festival couplets of the big iron gate in the courtyard, which is a painting hand-picked by Wu Jianjun.
The upper link is the blessing of thousands of families in the Year of the Goat, and the lower link is the spring of all things in the country.
This embodies the thinking of Wu Jianjun, a veteran cadre, who insists on watching news broadcasts every day and regards the prosperity of the country as his duty.
Emperor Wu thought of one thing, didn't the village want to make himself a village official, then let my father go, and when the time came, it would be a big deal to build a factory with some money to add some jobs to the village, so that my father would have a good time.
"It's crooked, to the right. Emperor Wu said to the two girls who were in full swing.
"What is the roar, we don't know if it's crooked!" This time it was Yoyo's turn to teach people.
Emperor Wu was confused, and after thinking about his tone just now, he couldn't find any problems.
Kaibi glared at him menacingly, and Emperor Wu smiled and waved his hand, indicating that you two are casual, just be happy.
The two girls communicated in English and Chinese, and it took half an hour to paste this Spring Festival couplet.
Emperor Wu stood next to him with the paste, and when his name was called, he went up and wiped it twice.
"Paste!" yelled as he turned his head.
Emperor Wu staggered and handed the two women the paste, and asked for a smile.
The Spring Festival couplets should be pasted from the top to the bottom of the gate, and the top piece Wu Youyou can't reach, so it's just a fingertip, and Kaibi's height is just right.
So Kaibi tugged at his sweatshirt, held the couplet in his right hand and stretched out his two arms to reach it.
The sweatshirt was slim, so she stretched it out, revealing a small half of her buttocks, a piece of white flowers, which was in strong contrast with the big black iron door.
Emperor Wu involuntarily felt hot, and in the two days he went home, although he was able to sleep with Kaibi at night, he was unable to fully release it because of his parents.
If Youyou is not there, I'm afraid Emperor Wu will stick it up.
"Hey, mush! you're struggling!" said Yoyo with his hands on his hips.
"Ahh......h
Kaibi understood as soon as she looked at his eyes, she stood behind Wu Youyou and put her hands to her lips and made a very provocative gesture.
This little goblin, I have to clean you up tonight, this cannon will be fought from the Year of the Horse to the Year of the Goat!
The most interesting thing when pasting the word Fu, they didn't know that the word Fu could be pasted upside down, and they didn't understand the paste proposed by Emperor Wu.
"Upside down means that the blessing has arrived, just take a homonym. Emperor Wu explained.
In fact, it doesn't matter whether it is positive or negative, a healthy and happy family is better than anything else.
Kaibi didn't know the word "Fu", so she didn't know if it was pasted down, she said that the left and right sides of the word looked the same, there was no difference.
Youyou divided the blessing post into two parts according to the golden section method, and Emperor Wu thought that this girl was going to learn to be stupid.
"How is your IELTS preparation, I see that your speaking is very slippery, and your level is about to catch up with your brother and me. ”
"I'm fine, how can I thank you for sending me to your country?" said Yoyo with a grin.
Emperor Wu pointed to the word Fu on the door of the warehouse and said, "Stick that one to me, the God of Wealth will be angry." ”
When it came to the topic of Youyou's schooling, Kaibi began to chatter in Chinese and English again, and the two girls chatted happily in English and Chinese.
finally posted the last one, and seeing that he was about to win the class, Pi Shen Taotao killed him halfway.
This kid didn't look right, as if he was going to make trouble, but I saw him walk over with his hands behind his back and a smile.
"Don't make trouble, or your mother will have to clean you up. "Emperor Wu moved out of the old sister, Taotao's nemesis.
This trick didn't seem to work well for him, and with a burst of laughter like silver bells, Taotao sped up and ran over.
Kaibi and Yoyo also happily stepped forward to greet them, but Taotao took out a sky monkey from behind them!
Chirping~~~!
After the sound of piercing the sky, the two girls were frightened, and Taotao made a grimace and ran back to the house.
Yoyo chased after him, threatening to beat him up.
Emperor Wu pondered there, when he put the monkey in the bag, Taotao took it out, and it seemed that he was deceived by this kid's harmless cute face.
Kaibi had never seen this thing, and tears were about to flow out, so Emperor Wu hurriedly hugged her.
"What a child plays with can also scare my daughter-in-law?"
"The sound is so scary that it reminds me of Jurassic Park. ”
Full of imagination, the Sky Monkey can make her think of a big dinosaur, which is no one.
Back in the house, Taotao was being tickled by her aunt.
The bear child was itching and rolling on the ground, and he didn't dare to take a bite.
Emperor Wu stepped forward to help, scratching this kid for a while, and the tears of laughter fell.
"You're just noisy, come and help. "Mother's voice came from the kitchen.