52. Immortal painting turtle

In the afternoon, the Taoist students practiced spells on their own, the first of which was the longitudinal technique.

Although it is easy to learn the longitudinal mantra, it is difficult to learn the mastery, and the highest level of this technique is to control everything at will, from small droplets of water to mountains and seas, without exception.

Most of the Taoist students have been studying spells since they were young, and they are very handy in casting ordinary spells, scattered around Jianxin Lake, seemingly indifferent and free, but in fact, they secretly poke and poke and fight, and the moves are varied, and the flowers and plants, stones, tea cups, jade pendants and other things on the surface of the lake are flying sideways.

Chu Lingxi's eyes were full of disdain: "There are two faces at a young age, who are pretentious to show them, they are all chicken ribs and waste fairies!"

She wandered around the lake and finally found Lin Ze in a secluded part of the woods.

The Cuckold King was obviously withdrawn and unsociable, reading the book alone, and several Yueyin bells danced among the green bamboo and green leaves, and the sound of the beams and the sound of the breeze and birds were in harmony with each other, playing a heavenly fairy song.

This is the superior realm of the heart, Chu Lingxi sincerely admired, and hugged his fists to express his respect: "In the future, he will become a male god of immortals, and it is really extraordinary, far away from those stupid Taoist students 300 streets!"

Liu Ya knew that his foundation was shallow, and he stayed in the study hall alone, trying to use the immortal longitudinal brush, first painting the little turtle that he was very good at as a child, but because of the lack of fairy law, it took more than half an hour to finally complete a clown turtle that shook the world and cried ghosts, and then laboriously wrote the word "turtle" crookedly on the side.

Jia Mu still looked idle, stretched his waist and walked behind her, and immediately laughed loudly: "If there is no two words turtle, no one can see what you are drawing!"

Liu Ya angrily crumpled the rice paper into a ball, and threw hatred on him: "Nosy!"

Jia Mu raised his hand and poked the corner of her forehead: "Silly bean sprouts, it's okay to be stupid, the most terrible thing is that the method is stupid, even if you sit here and practice hard for a whole year, the longitudinal technique will not make great progress." ”

The demon seems to be unlearned, and Tao Yao doesn't want to be wronged by him: "Big talker, how great can your indulgence technique be?"

Facts speak louder than words, Jiamu raises his eyebrows and writes longitudinally, and the elegant scenery of the summer pond jumps on the paper, the lotus leaves in the fields are born in the secluded pool, the small lotus shows sharp corners, the frog is like a song, and the turtle is smart.

Sending the Buddha to the west, damaging people to the end, Jiamu deliberately restored the crumpled paper ball, and the two paintings formed a tragic contrast: "This son has no intention of letting you face this cruel reality and the naked gap, and blame you for your own humiliation." ”

What if the skills are not as good as others, Liu Ya had to ask in a low voice: "You... You... What is the method of practicing longitudinal art?"

Jiamu didn't answer, and suddenly changed the subject: "Do you know how to grill fish?"

Liu Ya nodded subconsciously and wondered: "What does the indulgence technique have to do with grilled fish..."

Jia Mu didn't say anything more, grabbed the collar of the bean sprouts, ran to the mountain with an instantaneous technique, and walked forward with a scream, and finally stopped by a stream, frowned and rubbed his ears: "If you can't cultivate immortals, you can go to the demon world to be a gong and drum spirit, and you will definitely have a great future." ”

Liu Ya didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd, so he looked around suspiciously and asked, "Where is this, what do you want to do!?"

Jia Mu flew and jumped and lay leisurely on the branches of the towering ancient trees: "The Zhu Jiao fish in the clear stream is the most delicious, and it is actually a barbecue quality. ”

Liu Ya was full of anger and burned the Nine Heavens: "I don't have time to play with you, where is the way back?"

Jia Mu shook Erlang's leg and said, "Fishing is an excellent way to practice longitudinal art. ”

Liu Ya didn't believe it: "It's nonsense!"

Jia Mu held a little squirrel in his arms and stroked it, and said arrogantly: "I'll give you ten chances, as long as you can catch a fish, I'll send you back immediately with the teleportation technique." ”

Liu Ya hadn't caught a fish with immortal arts, so she thought it shouldn't be too difficult, so she rolled up her sleeves and strode along the stream, ready to show off her skills, but luck just refused to favor her, and she didn't get anything for ten times.

Jiamu had already expected this, chuckled and turned his fingers, cast a small spell, and two live fish immediately came ashore.

Liu Ya was almost stunned: "How did you do it?"

Jiamu threw the sauce bottle at her feet, crossed his hands behind his head: "If these two fish are well grilled, this son will deign to give a point." ”

Liu Ya had no choice but to do what he said, remembering that Bei Zhi had mentioned that the demon often practiced evil arts, and couldn't help but suspect that the spell he used was not an orthodox immortal method.

However, at this time, she didn't know where she was, and instead of wasting her time in anger, it was better to bake the fish quickly, and then continue to practice the art of indulgence, regardless of whether fishing was really a trick or not, it was better to practice than not to practice.

Jia Mu smelled the strong aroma of grilled fish in his light dream, and he was in a good mood.

Liu Ya thought it was one for each person, but who knew that the devil would take it all away with a wave of his hand, without the slightest gentleman's style.

The grilled fish is fragrant and tender, and Jia Mu is very satisfied: "Mortals often say that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach. ”

Liu Ya scoffed: "Nonsense, men are greedy for fox spirits, is it because of good cooking skills?"

Chu Lingxi kept his saliva and smelled the fragrance of fish, and when he heard this, his eyes lit up, and he gave a thumbs up: "She is worthy of being the queen of gossip in the Four Realms, incisive!"