Extra: Online Game Guide (Part I)
If the Minister and Assistant Lin were just ordinary people, and they met through online games-
Recently, the atmosphere in a small foreign trade company in K City is a bit strange, to be precise, the owner of the company is a little strange.
Employee No. 1 Zhu Meng Tian initiated a discussion in the company's internal group, "Do you think something is wrong these days?"
Staff No. 2 Di Bingqiao was the first to pick up, "It's so wrong, the boss hasn't worked overtime for a week!"
Staff No. 3 Fei Rong quickly followed, "It's so wrong+1, when I go to deliver documents, I bump into my head playing with the computer every time!"
Staff No. 4 took Derpy to knock the keyboard crackling, "It's so wrong+2, the boss broke his 10,000-year full attendance record this morning!"
Staff No. 5 Ding Youlan said weakly: "It's so wrong+10086, the head is half an hour late, I almost went to locate his mobile phone......"
Staff No. 6 E Jing had a string of dots and dots in his white hair, "......"
Staff No. 1 Zhu Mengtian: "Drag out the upstairs to destroy the formation!" Touch your chin, according to my reasoning, the leader must have encountered something that has never been encountered in his life. ”
Staff No. 2 Di Bingqiao: "Touching the chin, it must be tricky to distract the boss from work." ”
Staff No. 3 Fei Rong: "Touching the chin, the thing that can make the boss change his schedule must be a major life event." ”
Staff No. 4 couldn't look at it, "Wouldn't it be nice if you just said that you suspect that the boss is in love!"
After everyone typed out a row of ellipses, Zhu Meng Tian pushed away the keyboard and said to his colleagues who were working the surface but were actually gossiping with him in the group: "Dare to speak out about the bloody facts, you are the real warriors, Derpy, the task of finding out the real situation will be handed over to you!"
"True Warriors" Derpy: "......"
And the core figure of a group of subordinate gossip, the boss Feng Rong, is in the office with a serious face...... Hmm, look at the game page on your computer.
That's right, the gossip of the staff is unreliable, and the reason why Feng Rong is abnormal is because he is addicted to online games!
As a good young man in the new era of all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor, Feng Rong will never indulge in online games, but the bad thing is that he has a group of bad friends who are not doing their jobs, and recently became obsessed with a game called "Son of the Gods" Online games,Several times I didn't come to the routine party, not to mention,And instigated Feng Rong to play together,Feng Rong ignored them at first.,But then I saw that they were discussing this game.,All of them were passionate.,I'm a little curious about what magic this game is.,So I secretly downloaded the client at home and tried to play.。
This game is a big problem, Feng Rong is proud of his IQ and has his own talent in managing the company, but-he didn't expect that he was actually a game scumbag OAO!
In fact, this also has something to do with the pit dad of the game "Son of the Gods", its map is complex, the skills are numerous, and the task of the pit dad can abuse every novice to call him a father and a mother, but he can't contact the outside world for help before leaving the novice village, and there are very few novices in the game at this time, and he is a player in the novice village where Feng Rong is located, and he doesn't know how to turn over the strategy on the forum, it's just that there is no way to go to the sky and the earth with a black eye. That's it, every novice has a miserable past, and it's good to get started, but the cup is not only a novice, but also a novice with a handicap party!
For example, when you take a letter delivery task, the maze of novice village maps is dazzling, and your fingers don't listen to the call, so you can send your villain to the fork in the road with a shake, and send it to the letter for him to meow for a whole day; Another example is to catch insects for the aunt who grows vegetables, and if you don't pay attention, you will pull out the vegetables and insects together, and you will be chased and killed by the NPC aunt with a hoe all over the map; Another example is to fight twenty mice, he can step on the rat nest every time or fill a string of rats with hatred value, and be beaten to death by the rat swarm...... "Son of the Gods" If you die once, you will drop one level, and Feng Rong will maintain his level at level zero in this dead and alive.
Feng Rong was so abused that he was not convinced, and he was stunned to fight those rats to the end, so when Assistant Lin came to this novice village to complete a task and was about to leave, he watched a zero-level novice and rat have to say that the cup history ORZ.
When Feng Rong was about to hit the street again, Assistant Lin couldn't help but save him and talked to him, "Puppet child, I'll team up with you." ”
"I'm not a child, I'm twenty-seven years old," Feng Rong, who was wearing the "Dark Puppet" ID, first defended, and then looked at the long-clothed male mage with the "Lin Assistant" ID in hindsight, and asked, "You're not an NPC?"
Where did this game novice come from...... Assistant Lin held his forehead weakly, "Can't you tell the difference between a player and an NPC?"
"......" Feng Rong was a little embarrassed, "Now that I can tell the difference, you are the first player I have seen." You saved me? Thank you. ”
It seems to be so well-behaved...... Assistant Lin's heart fluttered inexplicably, and he said arrogantly: "It's just a gesture, team up with me, and I'll help you get this task!"
"Oh. Feng Rong was very calm, "How to form a team?"
Assistant Lin: "......, you're actually seven years old, not twenty-seven, right?"
After explaining in detail the game terms such as teaming, entry, gang, PK, vendetta, etc., Assistant Lin finally fully realized the fact that the new game novice can no longer be new, and even if the novice is counted, he is still a scumbag - it is not so easy to train himself to level zero in a week......
After forming a team, Assistant Lin, who is already level 60, abuses this group of rat monsters that are only level 5 is simply like an elephant stepping on ants, and he can put down a mouse on the ground with a big move, and he can also accurately control them so that they only have a layer of blood skin left, so that Feng Rong can poke them one by one, and the experience points are his, but ......
"Poke in the throat or in the heart! That's the point...... Aim to poke, don't slip your hands...... What the hell have you done to make the fifth-level monsters go berserk, hey, if you don't have blue, you can quickly knock the blue medicine ......!"
So under the protection of countless exclamation marks in the team channel and a sixty-level tuba, Feng Rong died back to the resurrection point, and then rolled back, Assistant Lin stood next to a bunch of rat monsters that had just been refreshed, even through the face of the standard configuration of the system, Feng Rong also saw a strong helplessness: "Teaming up to brush a level five monster can make teammates die back, I finally understand what it means to be famous and mourned...... Don't tell me you don't even know what blue medicine and red medicine are. ”
"I know ......" Feng Rong was entangled for a moment, and still asked truthfully: "How do you drink medicine when fighting monsters?"
"......," Assistant Lin silently typed out a long string of ellipsis.
Assistant Lin finally realized the extent of this polite and quick-thinking trumpet in the game, for the balance of the game and world peace - if he doesn't go to hell, who will go to hell!
As a result, Assistant Lin has since embarked on the road of no return after being pitted by the game and then by his teammates, scattering flowers...... Ah no, it's Amitabha, Assistant Lin take care!
After spending a day to upgrade Feng Rong's number to the tenth level, Rao is good temper like Lin Assistant couldn't help but feel a little weak, if he hadn't met him, he happened to be very interested in Feng Rong, Feng Rong was afraid that he would not be able to get out of the novice village in this life!
Feng Rong also breathed a sigh of relief, in fact, he had already studied how to stand reasonably and how to scientifically put skills when fighting monsters, but as soon as he fought, he ...... This hand doesn't listen to the call, QAQ!
After accompanying Feng Rong to complete the sect task with difficulty, Assistant Lin sent him an application for accepting apprentices, saying, "Little puppet, be my apprentice." ”
Feng Rong was puzzled, "I am a warrior, you are a mage, how can you apprentice?"
"......" Assistant Lin felt that his expression must be cracked, after explaining that players of the same sect do not have to be apprentices to apprentice, he felt that those good masters can give apprentices a lot of benefits and other excuses are definitely not suitable for sealing, so he said: "I have an apprenticeship task that has not been completed, for the sake of me taking you for a day, the little puppet will be my apprentice to help me complete the task." ”
Game Bai's Feng Rong was really convinced, and directly agreed, so he harvested a master of Ren Pit Ren Zai, XD.
Assistant Lin, who has finished fooling, is very satisfied, and captures an obedient and well-behaved little apprentice who is not pretentious, and the technical waste or something is regarded as a sweet annoyance, XD.
As the deputy leader of the gang's bow and knife, Assistant Lin naturally announced it several times in the gang channel after accepting the apprentices, which instantly set off a storm of wind, and the three people who had been teaming up with him all the year round directly located his coordinates and rushed over to watch the newly baked little apprentice.
The male swordsman on the other side rushed over with a heavy sword on his back, "Lin, why are you interested in accepting apprentices?"
The female archer Yi Ziru also walked around the seal a few times with a puzzled stomach, "There is still a tenth-level trumpet now?"
The male sorcerer Mo Su looked clear, "It must have been deceived by Lin, right?"
They were chatting on the gang channel, Feng Rong couldn't see it, he only knew that there were three unfamiliar level 60 tubas around him a few times, and then he was mercilessly beaten to the ground by Assistant Lin, who was suspected of practicing violent mages, before they teamed up and sent a smile symbol, "Little puppet, these are all my regular teammates who usually form a team, it's good to be a passerby, you don't need to know more about them." ”
Feng Rong: "......" doesn't know why, he feels that the future of his game is not very bright.
After a burst of self-introduction, Feng Rong, who had already exceeded his usual rest time, was also going to go offline to sleep, Assistant Lin made an appointment with him to go online, and said, "Then the little puppet will poke me privately, and we will take you to the next level 20 dungeon." ”
Yan Yu on the other side was puzzled, "The four of us are all level 60, it doesn't matter if you take your little apprentice to the level 50 dungeon, right?"
Sure enough, ignorance is a blessing, Assistant Lin said faintly: "You will know when the time comes." ”
It was indeed found out very quickly......
When the five-member pit daddy team came out of the level 20 copy in disarray, everyone was in a state of prostration.
Yi Ziru: "The first time I saw the big boss and the small boss in the dungeon, they will all go crazy......"
Smoke and rain on the other side: "I ......couldn't pull the hatred for the first time"
Ink Floc: "The first time I added blood to the point of vomiting blood in a low-level dungeon......"
Constantly pulling hatred in front of the monster + accidentally poking the seal of all the boss's madness points: "......"
Assistant Lin finally concluded: "This game is really too perverted, and the lethality of the boss is so great after it goes berserk." ”
In addition to the three people who sealed the appearance: "You're enough, hey!" The calf protector is not so protective, right!