Text Chapter 45: Accidents, Accidents, Show Accidents!
When Fang Zhang returned to the gate of the community, he saw bursts of cheers from the taekwondo gym that was screaming every day, the carport was full of electric vehicles, and the content was still hung at the door: "Take the essence of Chinese martial arts, go to the dregs of Chinese martial arts" banner, and there was an announcement below, it should be fighting!
This is bigger than kicking the Nanshan Nursing Home and punching the Beihai Kindergarten! This is not the key, the key is that it is written here that you can get a cash reward of 100,000 yuan if you hit the champion! This has to let Fang Zhang pay attention to this matter, he can kill the mantis monster in the system in seconds, and it should be more than enough to fight the evil monk to beat this buddy.
But when he arrived at the scene, Fang Zhang didn't think so, a burly man was beating a man in a Taoist uniform, only to see that he was agile, swinging his fists, and making a muffled sound of bouncing on his life, and after a few laps, the man in the robe spurted blood from his nostrils and lost consciousness.
Not to mention anything else, just these few hooks, he is definitely not an opponent, the only way to win him is to use a large number of fairy beans to support the sacrificial play, so that this buddy is exhausted, and he takes the initiative to abstain, so that he has a chance of winning!
Now his plan is to take revenge on Zhang Sanfeng to win 500,000 points, buy fairy beans, and then take a beating here to win 100,000 cash, and then do it!
Handsome for only three seconds, thinking of the points, Fang Zhang suddenly remembered a math problem in his heart, that is, 155,000 minus 72,000 is minus 100,000 is equal to the problem, he took out his mobile phone and clicked on the calculator function, and the result was equal to -17,000!
Fang Zhang's head buzzed, the money he had left was not enough to buy the 100,000 yuan props, and the remaining insufficient points were calculated by the ratio of cash 1:1, which was 17,000!
If it's to pay!, this courier brother should be black and white.
Fang Zhang is not in the mood to care about lewdness when he thinks of this, it is very likely that he will not be able to live today, what are you talking about tomorrow!
This arrived at the door, sure enough, a courier brother waited for his own heart of the chapter, hum, could it be that I am my sacrifice day today next year?
The courier brother said with a bright smile: "You can go home, your express, please sign." ”
Fang Zhang didn't dare to take it, and asked tremblingly: "What are the consequences of our refusal or return here?"
Hearing this, the courier brother instantly changed his face, "That means that you are taking us to make a shabu-shabu, if you refuse to accept or return the goods, the way to deal with it without accident should be to send it to Xitian." ”
Fang Zhang's scalp was numb, and he quickly explained, "No, no, no." ”
The courier brother changed his smile again, "Then you can sign for it." ”
Fang Zhang signed, and the courier brother smiled, "Welcome to the next time, I wish you a long life." ”
...... Saying that, he rode a pink electric motorcycle and left, leaving a bewildered face of the house seal, what is this?
Fang Zhang entered the house, kicked Wangcai who pounced on him, and opened the retaliation system, "Quack, the little overlord has endless fun." ”
Welcome back, Silver Scrap Revenger!
Status: Normal
Level: 0 stars for scrap silver, 16 stars for scrap gold.
Credits: 183,000.
Fang Zhang's eyes widened, looking at this point incredulously, when did he have so many more points!
With each system upgrade, the interface changes to varying degrees, and this time, although it hasn't changed much, there is an extra menu option in the bottom left corner of the screen.
Here are all the tasks and consumption details of the room chapter....... Flip to the recent.
Expenditure, purchase of Black Blade Tang Knife X2: -72,000
Income, beating Augustus 1: +200,000
This Augustus is a mantis monster, and it is only worth 200,000 points!
Earnings, defeating a Masonry Revenge Division, gaining experience, 32 stars. (Due to level restrictions, the XP gain limit is the highest at the current level.) )
Fang Zhang waved his fingers, he was a 4-star upgrade of scrap copper before, but in fact, he only got 4 stars this time, wasting 28 stars! Defeating the corresponding level of revenge master will get the corresponding level of stars, and according to the reasoning, it takes 32 stars to get scrap gold to bricks and stones, how many tasks do you have to do!
Expenditure, purchase of Truth or Dare items: -100,000
Looking at the listed tasks, there is still only "Hou Yi Shooting the Sun", and the other tasks have not been brushed out in time, which should have something to do with his skipping.
Points Mall, things have not changed, those who can afford it still can't afford it, and they are poor!
Now the top priority is that the task of the old Chinese medicine doctor has been done, and Fang Zhang opened the express, and inside was a small bag of tea, which was very ordinary.
Quest Tip: Drink Me!
There is also a warning message at the back: this tea is only for dark flowers, and misdrinking may cause a certain part of the body to lose control, resulting in a blue nose and swollen face, and in severe cases, it can lead to incontinence, fractures and other malignant results.
We are not responsible for any consequences caused by accidental drinking!
This is serious enough, but it is what physical discomfort can a bag of tea cause, but between the experience of the gourd baby, Fang Zhang is still cautious.
Fang Zhang came to Yin Lao's shop again, Yin Lao saw it, and said with a displeased face: "Hey, I said why are you not giving up?" ”
Fang Zhang explained: "I know, I am also doing antiques, you are highly respected, although I dare not let you be an apprentice, but I am also grateful to you for being able to give me some advice." ”
Yin Lao listened to this more useful, and put on a posture, "Well, it's good to be modest, young people have to take one step at a time, watch from here for a few days, don't let people deceive." ”
Fang Zhang bowed respectfully and half, flattering on the surface, but the corner of his mouth raised the weird and evil smile the most. He wants to wait for the rabbit from here, wait for Zhang Sanfeng to take the bait, and settle the new and old accounts together.
The hard work paid off, Zhang Sanfeng came to the door again at noon, and saw Fang Zhang's face a little unhappy, "Lao Yin, you still keep this person!"
Yin Lao said: "Hey, the child is very modest, and he has come here to learn art." ”
Zhang Sanfeng sighed, and then said to Fang Zhang: "Remember, you must follow the right path in the world, and don't always think about crooked ways." ”
Fang Zhang bowed his head and said respectfully: "Yes, yes, your old education is right." ”
Then, he took out a small bag of tea from his pocket and brewed it, "This is for you to pay for it." ”
Yin Lao heard this, "Hey, this kid is also attentive, you can drink it." ”
When Zhang Sanfeng saw this, he smiled and took the teacup, "Okay, even if you are still sensible, I will drink this tea." Fang Zhang's peeked at Zhang Sanfeng, and suddenly Zhang Sanfeng sniffed, and then took the teacup from his mouth, "Huh?"
Fang Zhang was shocked, could it be that he saw something wrong?
"Where did this tea come from?" asked Zhang Sanfeng.
Fang Zhang replied cautiously, "It was sent by a friend." ”
Hearing this, Zhang Sanfeng pursed his mouth with his mouth, "Yes, the genuine big red robe! ”
Fang Zhang said: "Hey, who doesn't have a rich friend." ”
Zhang Sanfeng poured two more cups after that, and said, "Try them all, such a good tea should be drunk by three people." ”
Yin Lao said: "I want to too, but it's really not good these days, and my body is not safe." Zhang Sanfeng also knew about this, so he didn't force it anymore.
Fang Zhang was embarrassed, that warning was definitely not a joke, but if he didn't drink Zhang Sanfeng today, he would definitely suspect that he would have to pull Lao Tzu on his back when he was dying.
Saying that, Fang Zhang picked up the teacup and drank it all, "Good tea!"
Zhang Sanfeng's face was displeased, "I said why are you still like this, I forgot what I said to teach you at the time." ”
Fang Zhang was stunned for a moment, apologized, and then recited the text, "This tea ......"
Zhang Sanfeng shook his head and was very satisfied, "The son can be taught." ”
After a few cups of tea, Zhang Sanfeng said goodbye and rushed to the live broadcast of the health lecture.
But nothing happened to Fang Zhang's side, could it be that he was really scaring himself?
Studio
At this time, the small studio was already overcrowded, most of them were patients, Lao Zhang also took time to see the patients in the audience before the shooting, Lao Zhang has real skills, is it a glance.
A few minutes later, the director walked over, "Zhang Lao, get ready, it's time to start filming"
Lao Zhang nodded and took his seat.
321 starts.
On the other side, Fang Zhang turned on his mobile phone on the bus and watched the live broadcast on the Internet, he wanted to witness this miraculous moment with his own eyes.
Music sounded in the studio, followed by applause, and then the camera focused on Lao Zhang and the host.
The host picked up the microphone, "Hello audience friends, welcome to bring the old Chinese medicine doctor to take you to the flying column, today we are fortunate to invite the well-known Chinese medicine doctor Zhang Mingyuan, Mr. Zhang." ”
Later, Lao Zhang's profile appeared on the big screen, Zhang Mingyuan, a famous physician in China, the Nth generation of traditional Chinese medicine osteopathy, and the president of the Taijiquan Association...... and so on.
After the introduction, the host said enthusiastically: "Mr. Zhang, please briefly introduce your experience of seeing a doctor over the years." ”
Lao Zhang stroked his beard lightly and said, "I have been practicing medicine for about 40 years, and I ...... through Tai Chi techniques."
Speaking of this, Lao Zhang suddenly felt that his throat was stuck.
The host said, "What's the matter, Zhang Lao is not feeling well?"
Lao Zhang waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay." ”
After taking a sip of water, he continued: "I have been curing diseases for more than 40 years, altogether, altogether, altogether......"
"Altogether, only one person is healed!"
There was an uproar.
Fang Zhang sprayed directly, and he also brought such a self-exposing family ugliness! Could it be that this truth tea is as the name suggests!
The host's face darkened, and he said, "Zhang Lao is really humorous, there is more than one patient you have just cured in the audience, I think it should be countless people." ”
Lao Zhang wiped his sweat, nodded, and after a small episode, the show continued.
The moderator asked, "So tell me what you think about bone disease in the elderly." ”
Lao Zhang said: "Some people say that the old man's bone disease is incurable, but I want to say that I used my technique......"
Having said this, Lao Zhang couldn't go on anymore.
The host said, "Elder Zhang?"
Lao Zhang Qiang gritted his teeth and said, "I used my technique, and I broke the bone directly!"
......
The director's face is black, is this a confession conference!
The host said embarrassedly: "Look at Mr. Zhang, you are laughing again, those aunts just now didn't see you treat fractures, so let's talk about your views on practicing medicine." ”
Lao Zhang eased his emotions and said: "We have also seen some hospitals now, and I won't say more, it's not easy for ordinary people to save some money, if I ...... it"
Halfway through the words, Lao Zhang turned out to be stuck again, and now the host panicked, and reminded in a low voice: "Why don't we slow down today." ”
Lao Zhang paused his throat and said, "If I don't mix with the dirt, then I'm still human!"
......
Coax, there was an uproar again, this is an old liar!
Lao Zhang didn't know what was going on at this time, his face was very ugly, and his mouth seemed to be rented today, and he didn't listen to his control at all.
Before he could calm down, he even said to himself again, "I have been curing diseases for many years, and I have also created several Chinese medicines, if the bone disease is not cured by me, then these medicines, the effect of the knife is excellent, and you will be able to get rid of the medicine!"
"All in all, if you have a bone disease, you will find Lao Zhang, and if you don't die, you will have a broken bone!"
Airplanes!
Accidents, accidents, program accidents, the director shouts!
At this time, Fang Zhang was already smiling, and at the same time, the live broadcast signal on the mobile phone was cut off, and the PHS task was completed!
But here's the problem, I also drank tea just now, which ...... While speaking, Fang Zhang's mobile phone rang, and when he saw that it was Mr. Liu, Fang Zhang picked it up, "Mr. Liu?"
There was a woman's voice inside, and it was my sister-in-law who called, "House, sister-in-law values you the most, you don't lie, tell your sister-in-law, where did Mr. Liu go to play mahjong." ”
This must be that Mr. Liu forgot his mobile phone at home.
Fang Zhang knew that Mr. Liu, except for his friend's house, was an activity room not far from the unit, but Fang Zhang definitely couldn't do the betrayal of the leader, "Sister-in-law, you are serious, Mr. Liu ......" Speaking of this anyway, he couldn't say anything, and said on the other side: "What's wrong with Mr. Liu?"
Fang Zhang cleared his throat and said, "Mr. Liu is in the Xinxin activity room opposite the unit, remember to enter through the back door and cut off his back road!" Speaking of this, Fang Zhang covered his mouth! It's broken, to tell the truth! Hang up the phone directly, it's over, and now Mr. Liu is going to the hospital.
At this time, the bus was crowded, a little couple next to Fang Zhang kissed me and me, and the boy said to the girl: "Baby, I have wronged you, I will definitely drive you home next year." ”
The girl was moved: "Well, thank you husband." ”
"Yes, next year your husband will sit in the cab and drive the bus to pick you up, and he will become a bus driver!" Fang Zhang blurted out, Fang Zhang hurriedly covered his mouth, this is obviously what he thought in his heart!
The boy looked at it with great displeasure, and the girl walked to Fang Zhang's side and slapped Fang Zhang, "I'm willing! Can you manage it? What's wrong with the bus driver! It's better than you, a jobless vagrant, you have the ability to buy a car!"
Fang Zhang wanted to tear off his mouth at this time, in order to avoid saying the wrong thing, suddenly, he felt a bulge in the dantian, and then an extremely unpleasant smell permeated the entire carriage.
"Hey, who put it, sucked ammonia!" said an old man unhappily.
At the same time, Fang Zhang raised his hands and said, "I put it!"
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