Bai Lu and I went to yesterday's ice cream shop again.

I am 10,000 unwilling to come to a place that has hurt my heart of building socialism again. But there is also an existence that is even more terrifying than the head teacher.

Pushing open the door, we walked in one after the other.

At this time, it was less than the hottest time of the day, and there were not many people inside, and they were scattered in the store.

Bai Lu walked to the freezer and chose a few flavors, then went back and asked what I liked to eat.

"Vanilla!"

I took the cup excitedly and sat down with her in a very conspicuous place—forgetting to mention that before I went out this morning, in view of Bai Lu's strong request, I showed up today from evening to morning. In this regard, the master cried that he had reduced his lifespan by three years, and before I could express my condolences, I was slapped in the face by Bai Lu frantically, saying, "What's wrong with your tens of thousands of years of lifespan being three years less?"

So I madly despised the master for being the eighth king of ten thousand years, and he sneered at me as a white-eyed wolf.

"That's right. Just as I was digging a spoonful full of vanilla ice cream and putting it in my mouth, I heard Bai Lu say quietly, "My brother said you can't eat these things." ”

“……”

I was stunned, and the heart suddenly slid back and forth between life and death, and finally stopped firmly on the option of 'death is death'.

Unexpectedly, before I could blink an eye, the ice cream in front of me and the spoon full of ice cream in my hand were already in the trash can for family reunion!

At that moment, I heard the sound of my own heart breaking.

"I promised my brother that he would bring you back in whole. Bai Lu touched my head as if she was touching the lustful dog: "So you should watch me eat." ”

"I ......" I looked at her sadly and angrily, gritted my teeth, "I want to kill!"

Everyone knows that this is a sentence to express the anger in their hearts, after all, not everyone does it, so I didn't expect Bai Lu's bright eyes to blink, and nodded very excitedly: "Who are you going to kill?!"

I was stunned again, and before I could react to educating her that this kind of thing could not be discussed in public, I heard her say excitedly: "How is that child?"

I shook my body and looked in the direction of her finger. An eight- or nine-year-old boy was sitting on the ground rolling and crying, according to my speculation, it should be that the parents did not play the role of a good magic lamp, which caused the little boy to be physically and mentally devastated, and decided to become a mop.

"I've been crying since I came in," Bai Lu slammed the table and said indignantly, "It's even more annoying than Lin Yao!"

I rubbed my forehead, I didn't understand who Lin Yao was in her mouth, but I also knew that if I didn't make a move, this store would most likely become a murder scene again after being tortured by the Three Realms of Humans, Ghosts and Demons, and the shopkeeper would be fortunate enough to become the saddest person in history before he knew it.

In order to ensure that I would not be hunted down by my ancestors and ancestors, I decided to persuade her.

My mental activity was over, and the little boy who was crying heart-rending over there had already wiped the floor clean and shiny. I sighed that this little boy was so sensible, and maybe he helped his mother clean up like this at home.

Here, Bai Lu slapped the table impatiently and said to me: "I'll grab his arm, you slap him twice, and then stab him to death!"

Everyone who succeeded in saying this gasped.

I looked at the stunned shopkeeper behind the counter, and I really wanted to turn the person around me into a psychiatric certificate.

The kid also seemed to be frightened, lying on the ground and staring blankly at Bai Lu - it seemed that he had never encountered such a rampant person in the many years that he had been rampant by turning into a mop.

The child's mother finally grew ears, raised her head from the mobile phone, picked up the child on the ground and stuffed it into the chair, rolled her eyes violently, and said sharply: "Why can't you speak so at such a young age!"

I rubbed my head with a bit of a headache. I'm sorry Auntie, people really want to do it!

But I couldn't say this, so I had to laugh dryly twice, which was an apology for what Bai Lu said just now. The child rolled his eyes coldly and continued to sit down and play with his phone.

The atmosphere in the shop was finally much lighter, and the child was very quiet from beginning to end.

After eating, the mother and son got up and walked out, Bai Lu didn't eat anymore, and dragged my hand and walked out, and I followed her very hard.

I was so naïve to think it was over!

"Stop!" Bai Lu shouted, the posture was quite like Sun Erniang's demeanor, majestic as looking at the iron pot steamed with human meat buns: "Leave the child behind!"

I'm sure the kid wouldn't dare cry or shout in public, even if he was smoking it with his slippers.

The woman seemed to be the master of mopping the floor since she was a child, rolled her eyes, and muttered to Bai Lu: "What do you want to do?

"I don't rob. Bai Lu said coldly, "I'm going to take his head." ”

I covered my face and began to regret why I didn't try to persuade the master not to move time for me before I came out this morning. Otherwise, I'm just a theater watcher now, but now that I'm the protagonist, I'm just forced to go home.

In peacetime, in addition to TV series, movies and novels, there is really such a person who points to his son and says that he wants to take his head, begging for children and fucking psychological shadows!

"Neurotic!"

The woman's face also changed.

According to my reasoning, what she was afraid of was not Bai Lu's fierce light, but that Bai Lu was a mental illness, and having this kind of disease was simply the same as having a gold medal for avoiding death, and no one could afford to provoke her.

"What do you mean?" Bai Lu leaned on my ear and whispered to me, "What do you mean by neurosis?"

Me: "Praise your brains." ”

Bai Lu had a question mark on his face: "What is brain pumping?"

I continued to cover my face: "Praise you for being a fool." ”

"Oh, that's a compliment on me. Bai Lu suddenly realized: "Even if I praise me, I will take his head." ”

Me: "......" Could it be that in the era you live in, fools are really boastful?!

In order to avoid the escalation of the battle, I hurriedly grabbed her, and was about to speak, when I suddenly caught a glimpse of two familiar figures out of the corner of my eye. Take a closer look, isn't it the fox spirit and the scumbag who stepped on the two boats of the shemale in our hearts!

"Look, they're coming!" I hurriedly said, "Aren't you going to find her boss?"

"Don't get in the way, I'll take his head as a matter of a moment. Bai Lu was already rolling up her sleeves. I grabbed her arm, but she still pulled her forward. I looked at the panicked woman and the frightened crying little boy and sighed helplessly: "Don't you big fools know how to run!"