Ji Xiao has a small winery in Tianshui Lane.

Think about it, how can such a character rarely do such a cheesy business, so his "small winery" is special, making the original "Yuan Dynasty wine".

According to the record in the "Compendium of Plants and Trees": "However, glutinous rice or japonica rice or millet or barley is steamed, and it is steamed in a koji brewing urn for seven days. It is as clear as water, the taste is very strong, and the wine is also dewed. "Brewing. This ancient method of distilling liquor is very strong and strong.

It's not that the profits of this small distillery are high, the main thing is that I like the atmosphere of this pure ancient wine-making, and I always have to come to it once in half a month, sometimes I roll up my sleeves and bow down to Tao Taotao, add mash or something, it is also a kind of fun.

These timepieces are a little boring, and there are more days to relax here. On this day, I received a wine bucket, and when I didn't have much energy to enjoy, suddenly the guy outside rushed in, "Xiaoshao, there's an iron can car outside, and I don't know what it does!"

Ji Xiao put down the wine bucket, frowned slightly, and walked out...... At the right time, when he stepped out of the threshold of the gate, there was a loud "bang...... This is the famous "dung bucket cannon" incident in Tianshui Lane!

Some jokers describe it like this: It can create the effect of "scattering flowers" with "big dung", which is definitely a thick and thin ratio of dung, and "fireworks design" is a work of extremely boring gods who are familiar with it and have a very practical spirit.

Okay, let's temporarily turn the time back to the evening of the day when we came back from the small class.

Mom and Zhao pickled vegetables in the kitchen,

Xiao Man practiced the cello for a while, and asked the little lesson sitting next to him reading a book, "Can I take a break?" ”

Xiaojiao's eyes didn't leave the book, and his hands waved upside down, "Rest and rest, your mother just can't help you, and she still asks you to play the piano so late." ”

Xiaoman jumped down from her special cello bench and ran over to lie next to the lesson, "What are you looking at?"

Xiaojiao scooped her up with one hand and hugged her to flip through the book together, "See how to design fireworks,"

"Fireworks!

Xiaojiao looked at Xiao Nannan, "Do you like big flowers?"

Xiao Nan nodded straightly, "A big flower, like popcorn, rushed to the sky, bang, burst ......"

Xiaojiao nodded, and had already seen the book behind him flip forward again, "Okay, just make a popcorn cannon......"

When Xiaoman ran to the kitchen to see his mother and came back from taking care of pickles, he saw that Xiaojiao had already sat at the desk and buried his head in drawing.

The little girl tiptoed to the desk to see what he was drawing.

Saw

A big car,

Strangely, there is only the front of the car, and the back is all wheels, and there is no compartment,

Xiao Nan pointed with her finger, "The carriage?"

"I'm drawing, well, it's supposed to be a canister ......"

The little girl looked at it for a while and ran to the kitchen,

"What about the small lesson," my mother asked, she was going to pickle too many radishes, and she was directing to peel the radishes.

Xiao Man squatted down and played with the white radish she had just played with halfway, and said, "I'm drawing." ”

Her mother didn't stop with her hands, complaining "What can he draw, he can't draw a mouse......" Xiaoman covered his mouth and giggled, like a little mouse.

Zhao Zhao asked her interestingly, "Do you see what he painted?"

Xiao Man gestured hand in hand again, "It's a big car, but there is no carriage, he said he was drawing ......" Xiao Man thought for a while, "I don't remember!"

Mom didn't look at her angrily, "It's not qualified to be a little fork." ”

When the light came into the study,

The small class has finished the "painting" in his hand, leaning back on the back of the chair with his legs crossed and making a phone call.

"Thick...... You must add urine, add water, you boil porridge for Lao Tzu...... It can't be too thick, it needs to be a little viscous, and it takes a bit of effort to clean it......"

Zhao Zhao sat leisurely on the edge of the desk, with his ankles folded, and picked up the book he slammed on the table, which was full of complex schematic diagrams, detailed explanations, and production principles...... Fireworks ......

After the small class made a phone call, the mobile phone was thrown on the table, and he didn't pay attention to him, still leaning back on the back of the chair, shaking gently, looking at the ceiling, frowning lightly, and looking at it, he didn't think of anything good in his head, and his stomach was bad.

Flipping through the book, the excellent hand that was maintained with a lancet was only taken out to spoil the pickles for his Manli.

I didn't look at the bad calf leaning on the chair,

Smiling at the illustration in the book, "Where are you going to mess with him?"

Xiaojiao snorted, "You care about Lao Tzu." ”

Xiaojiao knew that this time he was "taking the upper hand", and he was led by the nose by the turtle son.

He deliberately revealed to himself that the "inside and outside are fine": Xi Zhengyang was also cheated by someone, Rao Jixiao is the master of ghosts, and he also talked about the relationship between Xi Zhengyang and Rao Jixiao "in every detail......

Xiaojiao squinted at him at that time, "Why are you talking so much nonsense, you know who the hell is doing it." ”

According to this little beast, he has become a sperm, and he is about to "enter the palace" to become a great immortal, he lowered his eyes slightly, and smiled elegantly, "I still have to go back to work on a project with my aunt, it's better to be honest." ”

Xiao Jiao didn't answer with a smile, but he didn't scold this king and eight lambs in his heart!

If you want to say that you are ruthless and your methods are poisonous, you will be worse than you if you take care of them? Nowadays, if you want to engage in small calculations, there are too many tricks to "do" in comparison, even if you only prick that turtle grandson with a dose of poison needle.

But he didn't make a move!

I want to "provoke and instigate" myself to take action!

In fact, I don't understand the small lesson: this matter has to be reversed, it is I who has the opportunity to take the upper hand and seize the initiative, and I will do the same!

"Using each other as a gunman" seems to be the main battlefield of these two beasts now "fighting"!

Who said they were "reconciled"?

"One-hearted" is always only about Manli,

For the rest, fuck you, who's the bird!

Therefore, when Zhaozhao learned that the "Tianshui Lane Dung Bucket Cupola" also injured his own shop, he could only smile bitterly. This is the price to pay, Xiaojiao will never do "loss-making" transactions, and if you are "a gun", you will definitely be "stuck" and hurt your hands!

All right

A "petty bourgeoisie" in Tianshui Lane has been "stinky and coaxed" for more than half a month.

The bosses scolded to death behind their backs: Which grandson lacks virtue, this has the leisure to come up with this tricky and bad idea!

Think about it, a big iron can is like popcorn, exploding, swishing out of the "cupola", in the sky can also explode "a cloud" out, and then, baba splash everywhere!

The point is,

Is there an adhesive added to the fecal water, it's hard to clean, and it makes people sick!

Of course, this is just scolding behind the scenes,

Mingli, only each family cleans up its own family, and the loss is decided. Why? This is clearly a plan to spare! His little distillery is finished, and the dung mass has destroyed all the 100-year-old sake lees......

And what makes people even more afraid to speak is that

There are already rumors overflowing: those who can do such tricky and immoral things are very similar to Zhengyang's handwriting...... It seems that Rao Jixiao and Xi Zhengyang's "little ferromagnetic" pair have collapsed......