Chapter 69: Ill-intentioned
"Broken apple?" Wei Changgeng was also happy, but he sneered: "Are you really right, this apple can cure diseases?"
If just now, Li Dahai still remembered that the apple was given by Wu Zheng, and he still had some scruples when he spoke. But now that he was continuously provoked, he was suddenly enraged, glared and scolded: "Don't brag about it."
Awesome, okay? Apples cure diseases? You really think I'm an idiot. ”
"Idiot!" Wei Changgeng pursed his lips, and without waiting for Li Dahai to get angry, he sneered and said, "You don't believe it, you can eat an apple and take a look......?"
"Click!" Before he finished speaking, Li Dahai untied his pocket, took out an apple, and took a bite.
While chewing, he sneered: "Made, it seems that if I don't eat it, you kid will blow it endlessly...... Holy!"
After a foul mouth, he looked at the apple in his hand, and then touched his face: "What's the matter? Why do I feel like I've lost weight?"
"What?" Wei Yunuo Ke had been watching from the sidelines, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but sneer: "Manager Li, even if you are with them, there is no need to be so exaggerated, right?"
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After taking a bite of an apple, you feel thinner? You are blocking the apple is the elixir of Taishang Laojun? Besides, the two of you were so noisy just now, your face was red and your ears were red, and you immediately changed your mouth after taking a bite of the apple?
Are these people idiots?
As for why Li Dahai is so exaggerated? Is it not because he rejected the apple given by Wu Zheng? Is this to make himself regret?
Will I regret it? She sneered in her heart: A few apples want me to regret it? Wu Zheng, you are too underestimated by me!
She was sneering, Li Dahai came up, and Manchester United asked expectantly: "Assistant Wei, look at my face, is it a little thin?"
Wei Yunuo didn't even look at it, so he shook his head lightly: "No!"
"No?" Li Dahai was a little strange, touched his cheeks, and muttered: "Impossible, I obviously feel a little thinner!
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Muttering in his mouth, he took another hard bite, then another bite. It's very open, and an apple that sinks for two catties is left with an apple core after he eats it.
"Ouch!" As soon as he finished eating, he let out an exclamation, and then shouted at Wu Zheng: "Big brother, where is the toilet?"
Seeing them holding their stomachs in their hands, Wu Zheng was also taken aback: I'll take it, is this apple poisonous?
He was worried, but he quickly replied: "There is no one on the street, hurry up to my house......"
"Wow!" Before he finished speaking, Li Dahai rushed into the alley with his stomach in his arms.
The occurrence of this scene made Wei Yunuo's face change suddenly, and the gaze that looked at Wu Zheng was also a little unkind.
Fortunately, I didn't ask for apples, otherwise, I would be ashamed!
Li Dahai is a man, even if he eats a bad stomach, there is nothing to be ashamed of. But if she is a woman who is looking for a toilet with such no image, does she still have a face?
Wu Zheng naturally saw her unkind gaze, but he didn't dare to squeak, let alone explain.
He doesn't even know what the apple does, how can he explain it to others?
He was weak-hearted, but Zhao Jingjing's face was full of worry.
You must know that these apples are 100 yuan per catty! Wu Zheng's family has 20 acres of orchards, and if each mu is 1,000 catties, it is 100,000 yuan, and 20 acres of land is 2 million!
She's thirty years old, not to mention she's seen so much money, it's the first time I've heard of it!
With so much money, don't anyone want it because it's poisonous? If that's the case, wouldn't Zhengzi be in a hurry?
Thinking of this, she hurriedly comforted Wu Zheng: "Don't worry......
"Aren't you in a hurry?" Wei Yunuo couldn't help it, and said coldly: "Wu Zheng, I didn't do anything to be sorry for you, did I?
"I ......" Wu Zheng knew very well what this woman was thinking, but he didn't know how to explain it.
He didn't know how to explain it, but Zhao Jingjing was not happy, and scolded angrily: "Who do you say is vicious?"
"He actually gave me a problematic apple, who do you say is vicious?"
"What's wrong, that's just ......"
Zhao Jingjing stammered, Wei Yunuo became even more angry, and scolded angrily: "Just what?"
"It's just that guy didn't wash his hands and didn't pay attention to hygiene!" Zhao Jingjing finally thought of the answer and hurriedly shouted.
"Hehe!" For such an answer, Wei Yunuo couldn't help but sneer: "I've never seen it, just because I didn't wash my hands, I immediately had a stomach trouble after eating an apple!"
Zhao Jingjing was originally hostile to Wei Yunuo, but now that she got the opportunity to be sarcastic, how could she let it go, and immediately sneered and said with contempt: "You haven't seen it, it can only be said that you are lonely and unheard!"
If you want to talk about debating, it is not Wei Yunuo's strong point, he was immediately hit, even if he was full of anger, he couldn't think of the words to fight back!
She couldn't speak, and Wei Changgeng's face was also a little unsightly, especially when he found that Wu Zheng was also full of worry, he couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat on his head: "
Wouldn't it? Apples aren't really poisonous, right?"
He is leading the way, and if something really goes wrong with the apple, the consequences are not at all what he can mature.
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps in the alley.
Not to mention Wei Changgeng, even the two women who were glaring angrily turned their heads to look at the alley at this moment.
Not to mention Wu Zheng, the moment he heard the footsteps, he had already looked over.
In the alley, it was Li Dahai who came out, but when he saw that it was him, the three people at the mouth of the alley were all dumbfounded.
Although everyone can still recognize him from his appearance, this guy's body shape has changed too much.
Originally, although Li Dahai's body size was not as exaggerated as Wei Changgeng's fat, he was also very scary. is six or seven meters tall, but his weight has reached a terrifying level
of two hundred pounds.
It's a lot of weight, it's completely disproportionate, but now? Although this guy still looks a little fat, it's not as ugly as it used to be!
"Wow!" Just when everyone was shocked, Liu Mengmeng shouted: "Uncle Dahai, you have become handsome!"
"Really?" Li Dahai was also full of disbelief, but when he heard Liu Mengmeng's words, he suddenly became excited, and rushed to Wu Zheng's side with an arrow step, and asked with an expectant face: "Big brother."
Am I losing weight?"
Although this kid's expression was a little cheap, Wu Zheng still nodded.
It's just that before he could speak, Li Dahai swooped in front of Wei Yunuo: "Assistant Wei, am I losing weight?"
"......" Wei Yunuo's mouth was wide open, completely lacking his usual calmness.
Although he didn't speak, Li Dahai got the answer from his expression, and swished in front of Wei Changgeng, and asked with a wicked smile: "Fatty, am I thin?"
"Get out!" Wei Changgeng's teeth began to hurt.
Why didn't he want to think about how ugly he was just now?
It's a pity that before he could continue scolding, Li Dahai swished in front of Liu Mengmeng again, squatted down and asked, "Mengmeng, has my uncle really become handsome!"
"Mmmm!" Liu Mengmeng nodded immediately: "Uncle Dahai, you are really handsome!"
"Ahaha......" Li Dahai jumped up and laughed wildly: "Thin, Lao Tzu finally lost weight, haha......"