"How can it be boring," the master's voice was a little nonchalant, "if I don't have these splendid games in my life, it will be boring." Of course, without them to support me, the ghost would not bother to go to you. ”

"The only thing that can support me is Taobao......" I want to cry when I talk about this, I have no account, no deposit, and I only have a few hours a day to touch my mobile phone, it's not too miserable.

"By the way, don't my parents burn me some paper money every year?" I suddenly remembered the question of the ownership of the property: "What about my money?"

The master finally looked up at me: "You have to believe in science, there are no ghosts in the world." ”

Me: "......"

"There will only be youkai in the world, and people who kill youkai. ”

"And what kind of category do I belong to?" I asked him speechlessly. I'm not a youkai, I'm not a human, a third species?

"You were put into the camp by me, so naturally you belong to the category of killing monsters. ”

"I think it's an anomaly!" I don't feel so sad when I leave home, because there is still faith. After so many years, it was hard to meet someone who could see me and touch me, so I suddenly thought that I finally didn't have to be so lonely. But it turns out that whether it is a human or a ghost, they will think too much, and they will still be fooled by fortune tellers.

What about the peach blossom luck that is good? What about the good career that is rising?

Fortune tellers who know idioms these days can't believe it.

"Did you run into something when you went out today?" the master finally finished a game, dragging a small bench next to me and looking at me, "Like something that science can't explain?"

"A ghost-hunting man keeps saying that he wants to believe in science, and for me it's something that science can't explain. ”

"......" The master licked his lips, looking like it was necessary to explain it clearly to me: "I have said it, there are no ghosts in this world. ”

"And how do you explain my existence?"

The master took a deep breath, his eyes narrowed slightly, and asked in a mysterious tone, "Do you really want to know?" and then said to himself: "I originally wanted to wait for you to recover slowly, but now I can't tell you." ”

I suddenly felt a kind of pressure that fell directly on me: "What do you mean?"

The cynical look on the master's face had completely disappeared, replaced by seriousness, like the first time I saw him. In layman's terms, it is to disguise a very professional appearance in order to fool others: "In fact, your identity is not the child of Lao Wang, but a member of a human branch left over from ancient times, which also dooms you to carry extremely heavy and important things in this life." ”

“…… Can you talk to people?"

"To put it simply, you are reincarnated in this life. My mission is to find you and complete it with you. ”

"Liars. I could hear the loophole in this sentence with my fingers: "You just said that there are no ghosts in this world, but now you say that I am reincarnated." But anyone who is out of the womb is called a 'ghost,' and if I hadn't become a ghost, how could I have been reincarnated?"

"That's called the soul. The master said expressionlessly, "It's not a ghost. ”

"...... I have to admit that his ability to talk nonsense is really beyond my reach, and I can't catch up with it in a Porsche.

"Do you have any questions?"

"What are you talking about? Could it be to make the world peaceful, to fill the world with love?"

The master shook his legs and glanced at me: "That's half right." ”

"Let the world be peaceful?!" I looked at him dumbfounded, "We don't have a lot of work to rob Superman and Spider-Man, right?"

The master shook his legs again: "That's half right. ”

"Which half?" I humbly asked. World peace can be summed up in four words, but the meaning behind these four words cannot be explained in a few words. It is the cooperation of many actions, and the cooperation of many people, can barely form a scale to call for world peace.

To put it simply, I don't do it.

"Not just Superman Spider-Man, but also The Flash and ...... Sorry, I thought I knew enough about these superheroes. He said an apology that didn't show any apology at all: "You don't have to worry, it's useless to be in a hurry about this kind of thing." ”

"I'm not in a hurry. I just want to ask how the road to heaven goes. "Those superheroes, either the mother died, or the father died, or the whole family died, and I didn't fit the premise of saving the world in danger. Because I died of my own accord, have I ever seen a soul save others?

"You have to believe in science, there is no such thing as paradise in the world. ”

"Enough, enough. I waved my hand to stop the foolish words: "Keep it simple, speak in a simple way." Okay, just tell me how to get me out of here. ”

"Do you really want to leave?" he looked surprised, as if his place was the wine pond meat forest of the King of the Ring. Seeing that I looked firm, I thought for a while, and said with some compromise,

"Well, you've done it. ”

"I'm done with my mission and I'm gone?" I didn't believe it. You have to be very and completely clear when you talk to him.

"yes. The master shrugged: "When the time comes, you may not be able to stay here if you want to." ”

I smell some conspiracy in that, but what good is it when I know it's a conspiracy? I'm still going to have to go to the ice cream parlor that makes me sad.

"Can't you change the mission?"

"You think you're a renminbi player, what do you want to do?"

Well, as a soul who doesn't even have a home, I'm cowardly.

……

Early the next morning, I was forced to board a trip to supervise the yokai. Before I became a soul, I was confused about my future, but after I became a soul, I clearly saw that my future was a dangerous situation. In short, if there is a little bit of one's own existence in this world, there will definitely be a bitter beginning.

The morning temperature was still bearable, and there were no customers in the ice cream parlor, just sleek tables and chairs and vanilla-flavored ice cream in the fridge.

I took the photo of the master who had done a special treatment, and sat in yesterday's seat with my boring hands on my cheeks and looked at the world outside the glass door in a daze.

I sat in this familiar seat with an indescribable feeling, thinking, what would happen if I really went back to three years ago, I would definitely grant Niuniu's wish first, buy her a cup of ice cream, and then call my parents from the public phone in the store and tell them that I love them.