Chapter Seventy-Five: Embarrassment
"Grandpa, what is he doing here..."
Han Jian frowned and pondered, it was clear, most of the time her father told her about her at home, this said, the whole family must be anxious, but grandma is not in very good health, can't stand a long time on the plane, mother has to take care of grandma at home, can't come, so grandpa came.
She didn't say much at the moment, so she followed Brother Le, who led her to a car, opened the car door and let her go up, and sure enough, Han Lao was sitting inside.
Han Yan got into the car, sat down next to Han Lao, and asked, "Grandpa, don't you have to stay in your military region? β
Han Lao is old, but he still sits up straight, blows his beard and glares and says: "Lao Tzu is retired, no one else cares where he likes to go! Besides, if you have such a big incident, can I not come to see you?"
Han Yan rubbed Han Lao's shoulder and said, "I'm fine, don't listen to Dad's nonsense." β
Seeing that she didn't seem to be in any big deal, Han Lao frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"
Han Jian stopped what he was doing, lowered his head and kicked his calf and said, "What else can I do, waiting for the blind date to get married." β
Han Lao sneered: "Don't play this trick on me, it won't work! I'm not as blind as your father." β
Han Yan couldn't help laughing, and then leaned into Han Lao's ear a little shyly and whispered, and then held his face and was ashamed.
Han Lao was stunned when he heard this, feeling that the amount of information was too much, and his brain was a little old and couldn't move, so he asked hesitantly: "Your father's young talent is so unpopular with you?"
When it came to the "young talent", Han Jian brushed his face and said angrily: "I lost that good skin, and I was drugged!
"What? Drugged?!" Han Lao suddenly became angry, and as soon as he slapped his feet and stomped his mouth, he wanted to scold, Han Yan hurriedly reassured: "Don't worry, you haven't been taken advantage of by him! β
Han Lao was angry, but he still hated and said: "Your father is really confused! Before I get old, he will be demented first!"
After a long while, he finally calmed down, and then he said: "You are not young, and you are not a woman without brains, you have your own reasons for what you decide, and I won't persuade you much, just ask you a word, is he worth Luoyang?"
Han Yan nodded vigorously and said one word loudly: "Worth!"
Han Lao stared at Han Yan, but found that there was no hesitation in her eyes, so he said very simply: "Okay, you can live your life as you like, and I'll help you take care of the rest, but I'll say it in front, if you are bullied by him and cry in the future, I can't spare him!"
A hint of surprise flashed in Han Yan's eyes, hugged Han Lao's arm, and said coquettishly: "I knew that grandpa was the best for me~"
"Don't do that! I'm telling you, if I agree to this, it's conditional. Han Lao pinched up his posture and began to talk about the conditions.
Han Yan responded obediently: "You say, I'll listen." β
"I don't care if I get married or not, I want you to promise me one thing!" Han Lao said with a smile: "I will see my great-grandson next year, and at the worst of all, you have to get pregnant!"
Thunder exploded, and everything was silent.
Han Yan's eyes widened and he couldn't speak.
ββββ big fat boy has a ββββ in his belly
A woman's no-makeup is often not as simple as in the eyes of straight men, after removing makeup and facial cleanser and washing her face, she still has to apply BB cream or something, and only after wiping it will tell you that this is no-makeup.
Well... I can't say wrong, after all, BB cream can't be considered a cosmetic, right?
So Jessica looked at her "no makeup" in the mirror, and after finding that the dark circles under her eyes had disappeared, she ripped off the bath towel, wrapped her well-washed body, and ran through the living room to the kitchen door with small steps, and then leaned against the door frame, biting her lip a little shyly, and finally poked her head out to Luoyang who was washing dishes and asked, "Luoyang xi~ Where do you sleep tonight?"
"Well, where do you sleep? Of course I sleep my..."
Luoyang turned around when he heard the voice, but he was stunned when he saw Jessica, who was only wrapped in a bath towel all over her body.
The skin that has just been bathed is as white and red as a newborn baby, the delicate and sexy collarbones, the white and tender arms and calves, and Luoyang's eyes are a little straight.
Seeing Luoyang's fascinated look, Jessica was also very happy, and asked again as if urging: "Say, where do you sleep tonight?"
Luoyang finally reacted and stammered, "This... This one... I... I'm that..."
Seeing that he seemed to understand, Jessica pointed back with her hand and whispered, "The lock on my room door is broken, and it won't be closed." β
After saying that, she trotted all the way into her room with a red face, leaving Luoyang alone in the kitchen at a loss.
How could the door lock be broken for no reason, Jessica meant, nothing more than that she didn't lock the door tonight... Nothing more.
Could it be that I have been guarding myself like a jade for so many years, and I am finally going to hand over my virginity tonight?
Obviously, I just kissed my mouth this afternoon, but I went straight in the evening... Is it going to be too fast? Is something happening?
But she is so active as a girl, how can you be cowardly as a man?
Mom, Dad, I'm finally going to be an adult!
Luoyang was so excited that he burst into tears, immediately washed the dishes, then took a careful bath, and finally ran to Jessica's door, and wanted to rush in with red eyes.
But when he was about to go in, he stopped again.
He thought to himself: It is said that men are very fast for the first time, wouldn't it be embarrassing if they accidentally disarmed them in a strong place?
No, no, no, no, it's a bit obscene, so let's go straight to it.
Luoyang stretched out his hand and wanted to push the door in, but before his hand touched the door, he stopped again.
He thought to himself: No, I don't have experience, I don't know what to do, will it make both of us unhappy if I'm not careful?
Although I have watched a lot of neon movies, those techniques are too high-end for beginners to control, right?
Is there a junior driver who can take me?
Thinking about it carefully, Luoyang found that several of his friends were old drivers, changing girlfriends faster than flipping books, and big health care was also commonplace, and he might have forgotten what the first situation was, and there was no value in asking.
That's right... Maybe he's a young driver!
Luoyang ran into his room, logged into the game, and pulled the sun into the game.
It's strange to say.,These days, all the people in the small team of the game are like missing.,Often only the sun is shining online.,I don't know what the hell.γ
But it doesn't matter, when the sun shines in the sky, you are pure men, you must be a good man with discipline!
As soon as the voice call was connected, Luoyang immediately asked, "Son, have you ever been in love?"
The sun burst out in the sky: "Warn you again, call me sky!"
"Okay, okay, sky, sky, have you ever been in love?"
The sun was in the sky and wondered, "Why are you asking this?"
Luoyang said timidly: "Hmm... My girlfriend, you know... This one... Well, when the time comes, you want to applaud love with me. β
"What do you mean?"
"It's just... This..."
"Bang! bang!"
Luoyang slapped his palms three times with a little embarrassment.
"Oh~" The sun shone in the sky for a second, and let out a meaningful oh, then reacted and asked in surprise: "You are the first time?"
"Shhhhh
"Poof-hahaha..."
There was a cranial laugh and even an echo from the headphones.
Luoyang suddenly felt that he was really stupid to ask this kind of question to a netizen he had never met.
It seemed that he had laughed enough, and the sun finally stopped laughing, and said in a particularly pompous tone: "Oh ~ my friend ~ May God bless you ~ It's really a little embarrassing, but it's okay, I can completely understand your feelings, it's okay, let me guide you into heaven~ Just let me log in to naver first..."
The last sentence of the sun was too whispering, and Luoyang only heard a "Let me... Na", so he asked suspiciously, "What are you talking about?"
"Nonono~ Don't care, the first step, have you taken a bath?"
Luoyang's attention was immediately diverted, and the chick nodded and said, "I've washed it, I've never washed it so clean in my life." β
"Did you buy it?"
"No! I'll buy it!"
As soon as the words fell, Luoyang had already thrown down the headphones, rushed out of the room, and felt that something was wrong after just two steps, so he ran back to the room and took the headphones: "You say it first, and I'll buy it after I finish." β
"Young people are just too impatient," Sun Dangzhao complained, and then said: "First of all, you must know that this is a very sacred activity, and it is not just for... In order to... Well... This..."
"Breeding!" Luo Yang was very understanding, adding the word to him, who was seriously lacking in vocabulary, and the sun immediately followed: "Yes! Breeding! So you must be very loving!"
Luo Yang nodded in agreement: "That's right, that's right! I'm full of love all over my body now!"
"Good~" The sun snapped his fingers and continued to guide: "The first time I suggest you adopt this... This one... Face to face!"
"OK, face to face. Luo Yang nodded vigorously.
So, the two communicated like this, not knowing how to describe it.
Because the English of the sun is really... Not so good... And it always feels like something is being translated.
However, Luoyang was in a very abnormal mood at this time, so he didn't care too much, but just learned from his experience very religiously until half an hour later...
"OK, that's all, one last word for you. β
"What?"
"follow~your~heart~ go!"
Luoyang's voice trembled a little and said, "OK, I'll go, goodbye!"
With that, he quit the game, then ran out, went to the convenience store and bought TT under the ambiguous eyes of the waiter, ran back home, took another shower, and finally pushed open Jessica's door with excitement.
βJessicaοΌβ
Luoyang whispered to her, but did not respond.
Sensing something strange, he stepped forward to look, only to hear her even breathing in the dark.
She fell asleep.
Luoyang held TT in his hand and felt a suffocating embarrassment...