I know a hammer!

Li Xiaoyun is not familiar with me? I'm afraid that every day she thinks about how to eat me alive.

I was vague, so I excused myself and said that I didn't dare to take off my mask easily now, for fear that the Wolong Pavilion would kill me.

"I'm afraid he's a hanging hair? I don't wear a mask, everyone in Wolong Pavilion knows me, don't you still live well?" Li Hua said disapprovingly.

"Every man has his own thoughts. I say this without mentioning how dangerous he is.

"Alas, you can just be happy, I'm too lazy to care. Li Hua said this, and skipped this stubble.

Soon he said that he had to buy baby products, and he didn't push me too much, and ended the chat.

What I didn't expect was that it didn't take long for Li Xiaoyun to talk to me about this matter in person: "Master, do you know that my brother is a father?"

I was stunned for a moment, then replied, "Yes, what's wrong?"

Li Xiaoyun quickly sent a message: "It's all his fault, I don't know why he is so young and in a hurry to start a family [grievance]"

She said that her parents had been urging her to find a boyfriend before, and now that her younger brother has children, her parents can't sit still. Let Li Xiaoyun either find a boyfriend to take home and take it home, or arrange a blind date for her.

I lay on the bed, touched my nose, looked up at the ceiling, and was dazed.

Two sentences in front of the relationship, just to say this?

I thought about it for a moment and asked tentatively, "Then what did you tell your parents?"

Li Xiaoyun replied: "I'll tell them that I have a boyfriend." ”

"My mom asked me why I didn't tell her where it had been, and if there was anything like that... [shy]"

I'll go.

I couldn't hold back for a while, so I said, "Your mother is quite open." ”

Li Xiaoyun sent a series of laughing and crying expressions, a little disgusted: "Master, what are you talking nonsense? My mother is just afraid that I will be deceived, saying that now men's deception techniques are endless, and I just think about what I do." ”

I secretly felt a pang in my heart, and said that the older generation was really well-informed.

For this kind of lifelong event, her mother is still very concerned. asked her what her boyfriend was doing, what he looked like, what the family conditions were, whether he had a house and a car, and whether he was an only child.

Li Xiaoyun couldn't answer to a large extent, and the most important thing was to ask the most basic name, but she was hesitant and vague!

This kind of thing is too ridiculous, and it makes her mother angry: You coax ghosts, right? Trick me into using snacks, and say that you have a boyfriend before you make up your name?

Li Xiaoyun said that she really had no choice, and asked me if I could be discharged from the hospital as soon as possible and meet with her family?

I was in a state of distress and headache, and I could only say ambiguously that it depends.

I tossed and turned that night, thinking about the question and how to get past it.

"Calling someone to impostor?"

"No way!"

I almost slapped myself in the face, feeling like I had the worst idea I could ever come up with.

It's not hard to find someone of my size, and it's probably about the same to deliberately keep your voice down.

But the key is that the people I know are either known by Li Xiaoyun or by Li Hua.

I was a little horrified to find that I couldn't make it through!

After racking my brains for some thought, I finally realized: ", who said I had to go to her house?"

"If I can't pass this level, then I'm just going to have it?!"

A flash of inspiration flashed through my mind, and I even got a little excited.

Behind Li Xiaoyun's bland words, the meaning revealed is already obvious - she has fallen for pandas, has a deep love, and even wants to get married and spend her life together!

What if at this time, I told Li Xiaoyun that the person I like is not her?

Isn't this the revenge opportunity I want to pursue when I try my best to make her fall in love with Panda?

"Hehehe. I smiled coldly, a little creepy on a quiet night.

With this initial thought, and then thinking about how Li Xiaoyun * me on weekdays, I actually felt so excited that I couldn't sleep.

So I got out of bed and took advantage of the moonlight to go to the balcony.

"Snap" lit a cigarette, I swallowed the clouds into the night sky, and squinted my eyes slightly.

The vague idea in my mind became clearer and clearer.

If you just don't like Li Xiaoyun, isn't it hard enough?

Wouldn't it be more interesting if it made her feel like she was losing to another woman, or even another little girl she knew?

Imagine if I pursued a goddess and couldn't get it, I might be sad for a while.

But if this goddess turns around and throws herself into Liu Yang's arms, I'm afraid I have the intention of hitting the wall and committing suicide, right?

Damn, this trick is so dirty!

I flicked the cigarette butt off my hand and spat out the last puff of smoke.

Thinking of Li Xiaoyun's disgust and contempt, my heart was ruthless, and I said in a deep voice: "Just do it!"

The next day, I sent a message to Huanhuan and asked her to stay away from me at school.

After all, if you want to create the illusion of a panda and Huanhuan, you have to leave Lin Fei and her as far as possible.

Huanhuan asked me a little puzzled why, I only said that I didn't want others to point fingers at her, saying that I was entangled with Brother Reed.

Anyway, no matter what Huanhuan thinks, I'm quite persistent. In just a few days, there are actually a bit of rumors, and it is estimated that she is not comfortable listening to it.

I didn't say hello to Li Xiaoyun that day, saying that I had been discharged from the hospital, but quietly put on a panda mask at night and returned to Bihai Mingyue City.

Except for the millet who is still recuperating from his injuries, basically everyone is there.

The three groups were very happy to see me, and they pulled me to drink.

After all, there are people from the Qilin Hall of Sanjin, and the news of my return to the field quickly spread to Li Hua, and then passed on to Li Xiaoyun.

Li Xiaoyun was very surprised, sent me a message, and asked me why I didn't say a word to her when I was discharged from the hospital?

I replied with two simple words: "Forget." ”

Li Xiaoyun sent a string of crying expressions, which really didn't take me, and could only send a sighing expression: "Alas, forget it." ”

"When will the master come to my house?"

At this time, I thought about it for a moment before replying, "Let me think about this matter again." ”

Li Xiaoyun should have panicked, because she didn't send me another text message, but directly threw over a QQ call.

Sanjin, who was sitting next to me, glanced at me, and immediately smiled at me: "Brother Panda, Brother Hua and his sister called you, is Brother Hua going to change his name to your brother-in-law?"

I put down my wine glass, casually told Sanjin to stop talking nonsense, and go out to find a secluded place to pick up the phone.

"Master, do you think you're still studying, so it's too early to talk about this kind of thing?"

"It's okay, my parents also want to meet you, and they don't rush to think about it-"

Before Li Xiaoyun's words were finished, I interrupted her a little stiffly: "It's not this question. ”

There was silence on the other end of the phone, and Li Xiaoyun's nervous voice came after a while: "Master, you don't like me?"