Chapter 612

"Dong Yuma, take a look again, look at the back, drag it back!" Several heavenly soldiers and generals pointed out. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Drag, drag, gourd baby, still gourd baby. From the first episode to the last episode, it's all there! At the beginning of each episode, there is a Dongying woman with a childish face and huge breasts, and the whole person is enthusiastic, and then the picture jumps, gourd baby gourd baby.

"I'm rubbing! Who is so frustrated, the cartoon is still coded! There is no bottom line!" When he saw the mosaic on the chest of the seven gourd babies, the heavenly soldier scolded. In the picture, the seven brothers of the gourd fought the snake spirit, tossing and turning, and each person's chest was followed by two small black squares, flashing and flashing.

Dong Yong and several heavenly soldiers and generals were so angry that they couldn't do it, while Zhang Xiaodong had already entered the side hall. In the side hall, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother sat in the center, next to the Queen Mother, Lan Er stood obediently. Seeing Zhang Xiaodong walk in, Lan Er's face obviously flashed with surprise.

Seeing Lan Er's expression, Zhang Xiaodong could guess that Lan Er probably didn't know what was about to happen, right? Sure enough, as soon as Zhang Xiaodong walked in, especially when he saw Zhang Xiaodong and Lan Er smiling and nodding, the Jade Emperor smiled. He glanced at the Queen Mother, looked at each other, and both of them couldn't help but smile and nodded.

The queen mother looked at Zhang Xiaodong even more, with the eyes of a mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law.

"I've seen the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother. In this situation, Zhang Xiaodong was embarrassed to mess around with the Jade Emperor. However, Zhang Xiaodong can understand why Dong Yong looked at him before, why there was a little envy, jealousy and hatred in his eyes. The same is from the world, look at the queen mother's attitude towards herself at this time, and then look at Dong Yong, it is a world of difference!

"Come, come, sit down!" the Jade Emperor waved his hand with a rare politeness.

"Sit down, child!" said the Queen Mother more politely.

Child.... Zhang Xiaodong drippeds cold sweat on his forehead, you are too polite. As soon as Zhang Xiaodong sat down on his buttocks, the Jade Emperor spoke, "Small. . . "I was about to say that the kid was coming, but the Jade Emperor held back, "Xiaodong, I called you here today, not for the affairs of the Heavenly Court, nor for the sake of the Immortal Kingdom, nor for the affairs of the world and your live broadcast room, but purely private matters." This one... ”

"Oh yes, Your Majesty, I almost forgot, I brought some gifts. Zhang Xiaodong directly interrupted the Jade Emperor's words, and came up with the tablet in his hand.

At this moment, Dong Yong didn't know whether he was too excited or how, and he hadn't had time to tell the Jade Emperor about the gourd baby.

Seeing the tablet, thinking of what Dong Yong said, and Dong Yong's sworn look, the Jade Emperor's hand couldn't help but tremble, and his eyes lit up.

"Ahem, let's get down to business first. The Jade Emperor said enduringly.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's not delayed. Zhang Xiaodong laughed evilly. "This is specially prepared for you, Your Majesty, and you will definitely like it. And Her Royal Highness, the Queen Mother, this is yours. As he spoke, Zhang Xiaodong took out a beautiful box. When choosing things for the Lan'er sisters and Chang'e, Zhang Xiaodong thought about it and chose a set for the queen mother.

"Oh?" the Queen Mother was stunned, "you have a heart." However, the Queen Mother's voice fell, but her eyes were looking at the Jade Emperor's tablet. There are ghosts, there must be ghosts! Just look at the expression of the Jade Emperor!

"Your Majesty, open it and take a look, you are satisfied. The things in it are all carefully selected according to what you say. At this time, Zhang Xiaodong asked again.

The Jade Emperor's big eyes stared at Zhang Xiaodong tightly, angry and angry. You're a stinky boy, aren't you!I'm stupid, I'm going to open it at this time!"Ahem, let's get down to business first." Something is important!" As he spoke, the Jade Emperor turned his head and glanced at the Queen Mother, "Queen Mother, did you say yes?"

Unexpectedly, when she heard Zhang Xiaodong's words, "It's all picked according to what you said," the queen mother frowned.

"Your Majesty, since Xiaodong said so, you can open it and take a look. It's not bad for a while anyway. As she spoke, the Queen Mother stared fiercely at the Jade Emperor.

"Ahem, this... Isn't that good?" the Jade Emperor broke out in a cold sweat. At this moment, the Jade Emperor is about to hate Zhang Xiaodong to death. Can't you give this gift privately? You stinky boy did it on purpose! You want to kill me!

At this time, Zhang Xiaodong stood up. "Your Majesty, if it doesn't work. I'll go out with Lan'er, and you guys will talk first. Zhang Xiaodong continued, "I happened to visit, and I haven't seen Lan'er for a long time." I also brought some gifts this time, and I also entrusted Lan Er with a gift for the fairy in purple. ”

"And the Queen Mother, don't think about it, in fact, the Jade Emperor just asked me to bring him some cartoons, which is very healthy. ”

"Yes, yes, cartoon, cartoon!" the Jade Emperor hurriedly nodded.

Who are you fooling in the cartoon? Zhang Xiaodong is false and real, but the queen mother is even more suspicious. "Then it's even more time to see it, it just so happens that Hongu also likes to watch cartoons, right, Your Majesty?"

“。。。。 "The Jade Emperor broke out in a cold sweat. "Ahem, what's that, Lan'er, you go out with Xiaodong first. The Jade Emperor wiped his cold sweat and said. "Remember not to leave too far, don't let Xiaodong have an accident, and come back early. I have something to do with your mother. ”

"Go Lan'er!" said the Queen Mother.

"This?" Lan Er paused for a moment, and at the same time glanced at the tablet in the Jade Emperor's trembling hand. "Yes, Father, Queen Mother. When the words fell, Lan Er looked at Zhang Xiaodong, her face slightly red. "Brother Dong, please!"

"Please!" Zhang Xiaodong nodded with a smile, but looked back at the Jade Emperor and said softly, "It's really a cartoon!"

"Fuck off! Hurry up!" the Jade Emperor blushed and made a mouth shape with a thick neck.

Hehe~ Zhang Xiaodong smiled evilly. In the blink of an eye, he stepped out of the hall with Lan'er. As soon as he went out, Zhang Xiaodong asked, "Lan'er, do you know what the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are looking for me?"

"I don't know. Lan Er had also just arrived in the main hall. Lan Er was stunned and returned, "By the way, Brother Dong, what is in the things you gave my father? Why is he?" As soon as she was halfway through the sentence, Lan Er's face turned red, and Lan Er could barely guess something.

"Ahem, it's really a cartoon. Zhang Xiaodong returned embarrassedly. However, Zhang Xiaodong also saw that Lan'er really didn't know at all. At this time, Zhang Xiaodong continued, "By the way, Lan'er, is there a quiet room nearby? ”

"Huh?" Lan Er first stared at her big eyes, and her expression of surprise and stunned was extremely cute.

At the same time, in the main hall just now, the Jade Emperor got up and pretended to be very emotional. "This kid must have known our plans for a long time, and probably avoided us. Queen Mother, in fact, I think it's good to let the two of them develop freely, don't you say? Queen Mother, let me tell you, free love is now popular in the world, I... ”

"Take care of yourself first!Open it!" the Queen Mother looked at the Jade Emperor with a murderous expression.

"It's a cartoon!"

"Open!"

A few seconds later, the tablet booted up, and when she saw the name of the brutal video, the Queen Mother's face changed several times. As she spoke, the Queen Mother clicked on one of the videos.

Yamei Butterfly~~ Almost at the same time, plopped!"Wife, I was wrong!I won't dare again!" The Jade Emperor knelt directly!"Ahhh

"This is the cartoon you are talking about? Ah! There are also eight men with 1 chest and 1 breasts bullying a woman who is 1 exposed! and specially selected! Stinky and shameless!" One hand carried the Jade Emperor's ear, and the Queen Mother dragged the Jade Emperor behind a huge screen as if dragging a pig.

While screaming, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but look back at the tablet on the table. A moment later, there was a sound of punching and kicking. At the same time, on the table in the main hall, "gourd baby, gourd baby, seven flowers on a vine... Ding Dong Dong Dong, gourd baby, Ding Dong Dong Dong, big skills. ”

"Wife, listen!" was beaten half to death, his nose bleeded, and the Jade Emperor, who was lying on the ground, suddenly opened his eyes wide and sat up.

(To be continued.) )