180. Climb over the wall to enter the room
Australia is an amazing country, and although it is vast and sparsely populated, there are fines for speeding on the road.
There will be a fixed speedometer on the road, and the Australian government stipulates that there must be three signs in front of the speedometer stating that the speed will be measured in front.
So there was such a case, there was only two brands in one place, and the owner of the fined car was not satisfied and appealed, saying that there were only two brands there, and there were no three, which did not meet the regulations.
As a result, the owner won the lawsuit and did not have to pay the fine.
People who travel to Australia by car will savor the scenery on the side of the road, but Emperor Wu is not interested in these at all, because it is very likely that he will spend a tenth of his life on it.
Coming out of the ranch, Emperor Wu and Kaibi were going to the supermarket to prepare tomorrow's things.
From the suburbs to the urban area, it seems to have experienced the development process of human civilization, from deserted to high-rise buildings, from black lights to shop windows full of Christmas gifts.
What really made Emperor Wu happy was to see the sign "20 kilometers ahead is the city of Sini that will always be enthusiastic about you!"
The bird of prey slowed down, merged onto the path, and walked along the one-lane dirt road towards the city, pressing a rut on the ground that looked like a truck.
The Signey City Hall has just passed the "Park Plan", and in a few months, a small park will appear in the west and will be a great place to spend the weekend.
Familiar roads, Emperor Wu can gallop on the highway with his eyes closed, his title of "retrograde boy" is not covered, and from time to time someone gives a thumbs up to the birds of prey.
At Woolworths, a local supermarket in Australia, you can buy and buy everything you can and can't use in your shopping cart, even including a Swiss Army knife and two tubes of leather shoe polish.
It was Christmas Eve in the evening, and there were a lot of citizens who came out to shop, like half of the Sini people pouring into the supermarket to prepare for tomorrow's Christmas.
The roads are lit up and buses are decorated with Christmas posters. Although it is summer, the shop windows are carefully decorated with winter snow, a Christmas tree covered with snowflakes and Santa Claus in a red cotton jacket.
After a shopping spree, Kabi winks playfully and says that there is no one at her house tonight.
Although the car was not good at driving, Emperor Wu, who had been driving for more than ten years, certainly understood what it meant.
Since entering Pelican Town, Cabi first rummaged through his backpack and then sat in the passenger seat without saying a word.
When he arrived at the door, Kaibi said dejectedly that he had forgotten the key at school.
Staying in a hotel?It seems that it is not a good idea to stay outside on Christmas Eve.
"So, spend one night on my ranch?"
Kaibi pouted and shook her head, "I have to change my clothes, or I'll die of misery tomorrow." ”
"Then what should I do, do you have the ability to enter without a key?" Emperor Wu asked with a smile, he liked to see Kaibi's embarrassed expression.
Kaibi looked left and right, embarrassed, like a deflated ball.
"I'll call the fire department and they'll help. Emperor Wu took out his mobile phone and prepared to make a call.
Kaibi jumped to her feet, "No, then my mother will scold me to death, she has endless opinions about me, you know that." ”
"This ......" Emperor Wu was short of words.
At this time, Kaibi suddenly became excited, "Honey, maybe you can make a cameo appearance as a firefighter." ”
"What?"
Emperor Wu opened the car door and stood in front of the two-story building with his hands on his chest to take a look.
As if grasping a life-saving straw, Kaibi hurriedly got out of the car and tried to persuade Emperor Wu.
"How's that? I'm not in the habit of locking windows. Kebi said, pointing to a window on the second floor.
She is wearing a short denim skirt, her long legs look particularly good in the sunset, and her maroon big wavy curls flutter in the breeze, very youthful.
Emperor Wu really wanted to freeze a scene, and the oil painting would surely become famous all over the world.
"Well, for your long legs, I'll give it a try, but you can't tell anyone about it, it's not a glorious thing. Emperor Wu pinched her nose.
"Twenty years of secrecy, when you are almost forty years old, I will tell the world about the romantic past of the legendary rancher Emperor Wu. Kebi happily patted him on the shoulder.
A good smell wafted over, which made Emperor Wu very excited, and he was full of expectations for tonight.
The structure of the Cabi family house is common in Australia, with the second floor made into an attic style.
In front of Kaibi's room there is a small platform of several square meters, where she will be in a daze when she is bored.
As long as you can climb the small platform, you can enter the house. But this is not an easy task, there are at least six or seven meters above the ground. In the absence of a ladder, you can only go up the water pipe next to it, which cannot be done without two strokes.
Emperor Wu handed the phone to Kaibi so as not to break it.
"Come on!" Cabi appears to be watching an action blockbuster.
Emperor Wu drove the car as close to the wall as possible, stepped on the roof and climbed again, which could reduce the height by two meters.
"Bruce Lee!" Kaibi shouted at Emperor Wu with his hands to his mouth.
"You still know Bruce Lee. Emperor Wu muttered to himself, and when he saw that there was no one around, he quickly jumped on the roof of the car and began to climb the water pipe.
"My dear, I'm so proud of you!" Kaibi was very happy to see Emperor Wu playing!
"What are you glad about? I can come up along the water pipe to have a tryst with you in the future. Emperor Wu grabbed the pipe with both hands, and looked for support with his feet left and right.
"Cool, I love dating Spider-Man!" said Capi, excited like a child.
The progress was quite smooth, three times five divided by two, Emperor Wu climbed the small platform, stood on it and looked back at Kaibi downstairs, and really felt a sense of accomplishment.
Kaibi gave him a thumbs up, his two long legs crossed together, and from Emperor Wu's point of view, it was a very standard posture, perfect.
With a quick decision, Emperor Wu hurriedly went to open the window of the room, and silently recited the blessing of the Bodhisattva in his heart.
The windows are really unlocked, is it that the security in Australia is so good?
Going in through the window, Emperor Wu came to a room full of girlish atmosphere, pink and tender, very warm, and you can see a few unpacked underwear.
On the table was a photo of Kabi in high school, wearing a sweatshirt, like a group photo of a ball game.
Just as Emperor Wu went downstairs to open the door, there was a shrill siren outside, followed by Kaibi's voice.
Someone must have thought it was a burglary and called the police!
Emperor Wu hurriedly went down to the first floor and opened the door.
A police car glowing red and blue was parked outside, and a policeman pulled out his pistol.
"Hey, dude, relax. ”
Emperor Wu took a closer look, and the policeman was Daniel, who went backwards and intercepted his Daniel.
"Dude, when I saw your car, I thought it was a misunderstanding. Daniel smiled and put away his gun.
Kaibi naturally stood beside Emperor Wu.
"Why, business on the ranch hasn't been doing well lately, so come out and try your luck?" Daniel quipped.
Emperor Wu said to Kaibinunu beside him, "Don't mention it, this little princess forgot to take the key when she went home, and I made Robin Hood by the way." ”
"Smart girls sometimes get confused. Kaibi stroked her long hair and said with a smile, looking very ladylike.
After some small talk, Daniel pulled Emperor Wu aside and said quietly, "It seems that you get along well with that girl, she is the only daughter of Lady Caitlin." ”
Emperor Wu shrugged, "Where can I see that we get along well?"
Emperor Wu's mind was full of Kaibi chattering in the supermarket.
"Come on, man, who would climb a wall for a girl who doesn't like it? You know, in Australia, illegal entry is punishable by three years in prison. Daniel smirked.
Emperor Wu felt that he was a police officer, it is said that Mr. Guo Degang is going to open a branch in Australia, and he must be asked to try it when the time comes, maybe it is Guo Dedan in Australia, a master of cross talk in the police industry, from his expression to his demeanor, he is alive and easy.
Daniel symbolically took a few photos at the scene for a record, and drove away.
When the door closed, Wu Dile was happy, this is really a shout that no one will save you.
The two of them hadn't eaten dinner yet, and their stomachs were shriveled.
"Okay, don't eat kangaroo meat tonight. Emperor Wu snapped his fingers.
"I'll fry the steak or try my craft. Kebi said.
Emperor Wu readily agreed, and he looked like a male host.