"......" Lin Yingkong asked, and the quails immediately trembled and collectively pointed to the minister's office, where the door was closed, as if no one was allowed to enter or leave at will.

Lin Yingkong nodded with satisfaction, raised his feet and walked in, and when he passed Zong Shaoxian's location, he stopped again, the corners of his mouth were smiling, but his eyes were like knives skimming over Zong Shaoxian's whole body, and the latter still had that expression-expressionless.

What kind of expression can he have! Anything will be made by Assistant Lin to the point that he doesn't even have his soul left! He's bold, but he's not stupid!

To the relief of the quails, Lin Yingkong just looked at Zong Shaoxian once, and didn't say anything, he directly pushed open the door and entered the minister's office, and there was no bloody scene of blood splattered in their imagination, but--is it time for them to pray for the minister next?

And in the office of the Minister of Spiritual Law Enforcement, a minister sat behind a desk and cos thinkers, and the four members of the field team of the General Office were on the way out of the house, with a heavy expression like a mournful examiner, Lin Yingkong pushed the door open, and the four team members obviously trembled, Lin Yingkong closed the door with his backhand, and they trembled again.

Lin Yingkong didn't speak, and he didn't run to the minister's side for the first time as before, but looked around the entire office slowly, and his eyes fell on Feng Rong, who disguised himself as E Jingbai's paralyzed iceberg face, for a long time, until the black shadow under his feet occupied the entire space, forcing the light from the window to become as dim as at dusk, he dragged a chair and put it in front of the door, and sat down, the corners of his light blue coat crossed a sleek arc, he crossed his left leg on his right leg, and smiled at everyone. "Alright, I'm here, you guys...... Who's going to give me a perfect explanation?"

Others present: "......" Let's talk about it first, can we not die TAT after we have explained?

It's a pity that Lin Yingkong didn't mean to discuss with them, so everyone had to carefully explain the whole process like pouring beans, in order to confess and be lenient and strive for leniency.

After hearing this, Lin Yingkong was silent for a while before he said, "So, do you think Cupid, who looks like a little kid in the legend, is actually a handsome blond guy with the same human form as the sun god Apollo?"

Everyone in the field team of the General Office nodded and nodded, at least three of them had seen it with their own eyes.

Lin Yingkong said again: "The legendary old man under the moon is not old at all, but he is actually a man with a red dress and a face?"

Everyone in the field service team of the General Office nodded again, although they felt a little embarrassed, but obviously the only one who could use the marriage red line was an immortal like Yue Lao, and it was still at the MAX level when used on the minister.

Lin Yingkong paused for a moment, and finally concluded: "So, in the face of the two gods of marriage in the Eastern and Western Heavenly Realms who are only good at matching people, but basically have no combat power, not only in the headquarters, but also with the cooperation of the two combatants of our field team, you still let the minister be recruited?"

Everyone in the field service team of the General Office continued to nod and nodded, and froze and cried halfway through the nod: Is it too late to escape at this time?

Lin Yingkong looked at Zhu Mengtian on the left, who had no earth-colored face, and then looked at E Jingbai, who was becoming more and more ice slag on the right, his eyes were crooked, "You say, what is the use of you?"

No. 1234, a member of the field service group of the General Office, was just crying, but now he feels that he is about to hang up: "......" This is the rhythm of not giving a way to live! It is said that people are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed, and they can really endure a knife on their heads...... Boom Boom Boom Guy Lin We Got Wrong QAQ!

Lin Yingkong looked down, the three team members all threw themselves at his feet and hugged their thighs shamelessly, all with tears in their eyes, E Jingbai also sent a cup of freshly brewed tea with a blank face, Lin Yingkong took the tea, took a sip, didn't pay attention to them, found his mobile phone and made a call as if no one was around, and said in a straight voice: "Is the internal order management office of the Eastern Heaven Realm right?" I am Lin Yingkong, the special assistant of the Minister of Spiritual Law Enforcement, the marriage of your world, Shenyue Lao, broke into the headquarters of the Spiritual Security Bureau, interfered with dozens of people, including the head of our department, and seriously affected the normal work of our department, please inform your director Erlang Shenzhenjun, please come to the headquarters of the Spiritual Security Bureau within two days, thank you. ”

Lin Yingkong hung up the phone, dialed another number, and said in standard English: "Is it true that the Office of the Gods of the Roman District of the Western Heavenly Realm is right? I am Lin Yingkong, the special assistant of the Minister of Spiritual Law Enforcement, Cupid, the god of love in your district, is making trouble at the headquarters of the Spiritual Security Bureau, please inform your Director Hera, please come to the headquarters of the Spiritual Security Bureau within two days, thank you." ”

The explanation is simple and crude, the meaning is concise and to the point, and the overall meaning is just one sentence - your people are making trouble in my territory, why don't you hurry over and clean up!

One person, one beast, one tree, and one zombie in the field service team of the General Office glanced at each other, and they all felt that they were more than lucky.

However, Lin Yingkong glanced down at them again, and saw that they were in a cold sweat in their hearts, so he said lightly: "Get out." ”

......The foursome tearfully handed the minister behind the desk a "take care" look, and immediately rolled mellowly, and closed the door very kindly, adding a heavy barrier of sound insulation and anti-eavesdropping and anti-peeping - oh, you ask Cupid and Yue Lao? A hundred of them are not as lethal as one assistant Lin, of course, let him and the minister deal with the housework and then abuse those two idiots who shoot arrows and scatter red lines everywhere!

Lin Yingkong still didn't speak to Feng Rong, didn't even look at him, just raised his left hand - it was a KY and a box of TT, which Zhu Meng Tian stuffed to him with an obscene face before he got out; raised his right hand - it was an anti-inflammatory ointment, which Di Bingqiao stuffed into him worriedly; then took out the left pocket, and the little ghost Derpy bought him a pack of disinfectant wipes intimately; and finally looked at the right pocket, as an innocent drought, E Jingbai just prepared an energy bar for them to replenish their physical strength with a wandering look.

"......" Lin Yingkong held this pile of things, silently thinking, if they knew that he and the minister hadn't rolled the sheets yet, and they didn't know who this thing would give it to - don't think that he didn't know that they all wanted to make the minister counterattack, hehe, it was so sweet and naïve.

"......" Feng Rong, who was shocked beyond words, looked at Lin Yingkong holding the pile of things, and suddenly felt that his three views were shattered, those bunnies who had defected and did not have the love of their colleagues! Also, if he ran away now, how would his assistants clean him up when he turned around? The most likely consequence seemed to be...... Thinking about it like this, Feng Rong felt that stretching out his head was also a knife, and shrinking his head was also a knife, so it was better not to try to challenge Lin Yingkong's bottom line.

The two of them confronted each other like this for three minutes, and then Lin Yingkong threw the things in his hand on the sofa casually - Feng Rong silently snorted, it seemed a little dangerous to put things in that position, was his assistant hinting at something strange - pacing unhurriedly towards the minister who was as vigilant as a small animal and ready to retreat at any time, admiring his majestic expression and quietly shaking his eyes to find a way out and his hands clasped together and rubbing occasionally, it seemed that his minister was quite weak-hearted……

Nonsense, Feng Rong can not be weak-hearted, although it was the superposition of the two gods Cupid and Yue Lao that caused him to be forced to climb the wall, but he still did confess to Zong Shaoxian in public, you must know that he has not tried to confess to Lin Yingkong in such a high-profile manner!

As for Lin Yingkong, he was a little angry on the way back just now, but he was angry that the minister didn't protect himself well, what if that arrow didn't know Cupid's arrow of love but was a deadly thing? And he is a little sour about this matter itself, at most, after seeing Zong Shaoxian, he has lost half of the vinegar, this product doesn't look like a minister's dish, in addition, there is a good friend like Meng Tian who will always rush to the forefront to die, he is not worried about how miserable this future life will be...... Uh, you say that Assistant Lin is beyond imagination? You think too much, he eats vinegar the size of a fingernail is enough for Zong Shaoxian to die and live several times!

After seeing Feng Rong's vague and cramped expression, Lin Yingkong's anger had completely disappeared, he looked at the bits and pieces on the sofa, and thought in his heart that maybe he could take the opportunity to ask for some benefits for himself, so the expression on his face did not move, maintaining the momentum of the people who were going to scare the whole headquarters to death, he stood in front of Feng Rong, bent over, stretched out a hand to support the back of the chair where Feng Rong was sitting, half-wrapped him in his arms, and smiled, "Minister." ”

The face of the paralyzed face in disguise: "......" are all in front of you, what are you shouting, say, you want to cook, you want to cook, you want to fry, give me a quasi-word.

Lin Yingkong said for a long time: "I've been back for so long, you don't seem to have said a word yet, what's the matter, don't you want me to come back?"

Continue to disguise the face of the paralyzed face: "......" I think, but when I think of the reason why you came back early, the entire headquarters will be bad.

Lin Yingkong stared at his unpredictable expression, his mood was very happy, and the curvature of the corners of his mouth was even greater, but to be honest, the smiling version of Assistant Lin was even more terrifying, "But I still believe that the minister will miss me, if you don't want to, it must be the fault of that Zong Shaoxian executive." ”

The face of the paralyzed face was a little unbearable: "...... "What, people are also lying on the gun, what do you want to do to him? Be careful and wish Meng Tian to cry to you......

"Doesn't the minister still want to speak?" Lin Yingkong held his face with his free hand, staring at him firmly, his eyes overflowed a little tight, and his cheeks slowly pressed down, "Actually, it's good that you don't speak......

The face of the paralysis and the cracked face of the seal: "......" I know that you have bad intentions when I look at your expression...... Eh, wait, let go, hey, spiritual power is used to do things, not to prevent suffocation in this situation! I want to talk now!!

A few minutes later, Lin Yingkong straightened up, grabbed his hand back, and the shadow under his feet immediately handed him the thing on the sofa that Zhu Meng Tian had sent, Lin Yingkong grabbed it in his hand, and shook it in front of Feng Rong, his eyes were deep and dark, "What should I do, minister, I suddenly feel that I shouldn't waste Meng Tian's hard work, it's better for us to ......"

"Yingkong, calm down!" Feng Rong was shocked, he didn't reject anything with his assistant, but it was too heavy in the office!

"Calm down what?" Lin Yingkong looked at him very interestingly when he looked very different from usual, pretending to have a cold face, with an expression of "I'm very angry", and snorted coldly: "My ministers have fallen in love with others at first sight in public, why should I be calm?"

As soon as he mentioned this seal, his heart was empty, and he coughed lightly, "Isn't this something for a reason......

"'Although the process is important, I only look at the result', isn't that what the minister said," Lin Yingkong said, "Or is the minister planning to swallow his words back now and try to quibble with me?"

Feng Rong was a little unsure of how angry he was, and he knew that his emotional intelligence had always been off, so he couldn't help but feel more and more worried, and the majesty on his face was almost unbearable, "Okay, I was wrong, how can you not be angry?"

"......" Although he knows that his minister is not as ruthless as he seems on the surface, but is it too easy to deceive? Lin Yingkong almost wanted to hug Feng Rong and rub it vigorously, such a minister is really cute...... Wait, you can't show it first, Feng Rong finally let go, Lin Yingkong pretended to be silent for a moment, stretched out his hand and stroked his cheek, leaned over and kissed him, "Maybe, you can exchange the minister's real name?"

Feng Rong was stunned, "This ......"

"Isn't it okay?" Lin Yingkong's lips moved to his ear and bit his earlobe.

Feng Rong was a little itchy by the touch, shrunk a little, and felt even more guilty, "I'm not ready yet." ”

Lin Yingkong encircled him in his arms, and kissed his neck again, as if an animal was marking his own territory, "But minister, you refuse to do it with me...... Executive Officer Zong Shaoxian is still waiting outside, you can't separate until the matter is resolved, I feel very insecure. "Half of this is true, didn't I see that Qu Xiumian and the others had already had a seizure to the point of running to propose!

Feng Rong was terrified by his actions, listening to his words, he couldn't help but touch the back of his head comfortingly, his eyes flickered to the left and right, and he whispered: "It's not that it can't be done, but at least ......" He gritted his teeth all of a sudden: "I have to wait for Yue Lao to tear down that damn red thread!" At all, it was only twenty meters away, and Feng Rong was not ashamed enough to be able to mess around with Lin Yingkong when there was a person standing outside the house...... There is a big move, how can Zong Shaoxian not know what they are doing! Thinking about it, I feel that the whole person is not good, okay!

When Lin Yingkong heard this, his mood suddenly improved a lot, he smiled slyly where Feng Rong couldn't see, his palm slowly slid down his back, his fingertips bounced gently, and he said in a completely coaxing voice in Feng Rong's ear: "So...... I'm up, and the minister is fine, right?"

The kind of voice that was gentle enough to drown people wandered around his ears, coupled with the touch of the back that made the scalp numb and dizzy, Feng Rong felt that his brain seemed to have been emptied of all his mind in an instant, and he nodded in a daze, and when he reacted, Lin Yingkong was already lying on his shoulder and laughing happily, "The head of the Spirit Law Enforcement Department is secretly a puppet, I have already recorded it, and you can't go back on it~!"

Feng Rong looked at it, and then noticed that he had actually activated the recording function on the badge of the Spirit Security Bureau, and his blood suddenly surged, and his whole body was about to become congested, and he slapped it on the table with a palm, "Lin, Ying! Kong, delete it!" This thing will be uploaded to the headquarters monitoring room for backup on a regular basis, is he going to let the entire headquarters know about it!?

Outside the minister's office, everyone on the thirty-third floor felt a noticeable jolt of the wall, and they all looked at the door in horror.

Zhu Meng Tian touched his chin thoughtfully, "With such a big movement, what kind of fun are the two of them playing?"

Momoko looked sympathetic, "I didn't expect Assistant Lin to look so gentle, but actually so rough." ”

Di Bingqiao said gloomily: "It seems that only anti-inflammatory drugs are not enough, I will prepare them with drugs to dispel blood stasis and remove blood later." ”

Derpy had a look of "I'm still young, I can't understand anything", but after enduring it for a while, he didn't hold back, and said with a toothache: "Assistant Lin must be very angry...... Will they be able to come out before work today?"

Only E Jingbai, who has lived the longest but is the most innocent and kind-hearted, said: "Is it possible that Assistant Lin is fighting with the minister?"

As a result, all the assistants looked at him with a strange expression of looking at living fossils, and Zhu Meng Tian hated iron but not steel: "No wonder Jingbai you have been a bachelor for thousands of years, even if you have no interest, you don't even have sexual interest!"

E Jingbai: "......" He didn't want to know at all what was the difference between the "sexual interest" in Zhu Mengtian's mouth and the "interest" he knew!

Vonya, who has always regarded herself as Feng Rongniang's family, sighed, "The ban at the headquarters is still open, and the minister said that he needs to sign before he can enter and exit, I don't know if he will be in the mood to sign after Lin Yingkong is done." ”

"Just let Assistant Lin sign on your behalf," Zhu Mengtian shrugged, "I bet they won't be done within three hours, and the minister will probably have to sleep for half a day if he has the physical strength." ”

Zong Shaoxian, who was sitting next to him, suddenly said gloomily: "It seems that you are very familiar with this kind of thing, and you have done a lot of things that are sorry for my sister, right?"

"I'm sorry I was wrong!" Zhu Mengtian reflexively hugged his thighs and admitted his mistake, his reaction speed was completely comparable to Qu Xiumian, who confessed to Bu Mengsheng in the cafeteria yesterday, and only after admitting his mistake did he say bitterly: "So Shaoxian, look, how can I be worthy of Shaofeng with such a romantic flowery radish, why don't I introduce her to a boyfriend, a domineering and handsome loyal dog, what do you want, there are all kinds of types, it is not a problem to build a harem for her!"

Zong Shaoxian said "hehe" twice, kicked him away in disgust, and said dissatisfied: "My Shaofeng is so good, how can those ordinary people you introduce can be defiled?!"

Zhu Meng Tian struggled to crawl back, wanting to cry without tears: "But the eldest young master, I am also a mortal!"

Zong Shaoxian said ruthlessly: "My sister likes you, you have to marry, this is your honor, stupid mortal!"

Zhu Mengtian: "......" wants him to "marry", Zong Shaoxian, you really plan to get a harem for your sister!

Zhu Meng Tian bargained with Zong Shaoxian on this end, and after Taozi on the other side inquired about him and Zong Shaoxian with the people in the field team of the General Office, he said with a strange expression: "You say...... Zhu Mengtian, did he find that he looked like a wife and slave who was trying to please his daughter-in-law and children?"

Di Bingqiao glanced at Zhu Mengtian and Zong Shaoxian, and suddenly felt pity, she said sympathetically: "Then Meng Tian, he will be miserable, Zong Shaoxian only thinks about tying him back to his sister to be the wife of the village." ”

All the assistants: "......" This is the consequence of being too careful? What a painful realization!